Quotations for Today

Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Major Payne(1995)


Heathcoat:
Why do I have to wear the dress?

Alex Stone:
Because you are the one with the biggest tits!


[laughter]

Heathcoat:
SHUT UP!



Movie: Ultimate Spider-Man (VG)(2005)


Spider-Man:
I am gonna smack the green right off you!



Movie: Xander and Mother Joan(2004)


Joan K.:
[as Xander licks her] What kind of mommy am I? I'm a tease, huh? Am I a tease? Yes! You wanna give me another kiss? Yes! Thank you!




Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)


Killoran:
Monk's already won by three thousand more votes than there are voters.

Boss Tweed:
Only three? Make it twenty, thirty. We don't need a victory. We need a Roman triumph.



Movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane(1990)


Ford Fairlane:
What's the definition of a vagina? The box a penis comes in.



Movie: Out of the Past(1947)


Kathie Moffett:
Oh, Jeff, I don't want to die!

Jeff Bailey:
Neither do I, baby, but if I have to I'm gonna die last.



Movie: Bad Boys(1983)


Captain Howard:
Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it.



Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Scarface:
I got it! Why don't we sell that weed that we smoked earlier!


Thurgood Jenkins:
We suggested that already!

Scarface:
For real, B?


[Phone beeps go off in Scarface's head]

Voice:
Marijuana affects the memory.



Movie: Kangaroo Jack(2003)


[they are running away from the cops]

Louis:
They're scaring Waffles!

Charlie:
Well, maybe you should have thought about that before taking your dog on a crime spree!



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