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Movie: Office Space(1991)


Peter Gibbons:
Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You take a penny from the tray.

Joanna:
From the crippled children?

Peter Gibbons:
No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray, the pennies for everybody.



Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Didymus:
Ambrocious, unlock this door!


[a spear point taps him on the shoulder, and someone clears his throat. Didymus turns around, and sees a squad of mounted goblins pointing their spears at his chest]


Didymus:
So, had enough, eh? All right then, throw down your weapons, and I'll see that you're well-treated.



Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)


[Whitworth is helping Gibson select pilots for the new squadron]

Group Capt. Whitworth:
I'd go for these two Australians if I were you; Les Knight and Micky Martin. Martin knows pretty well all there is to know about low flying.

Gibson:
Yes, I met him when he was collecting his DFC. I know this New Zealander, Les Munro, I'd like to have him. Oh and Joe McCarthy, he's great.


Group Capt. Whitworth:
[laughs] Oh, the American. The Glorious Blonde. He used to be a Coney Island beachguard. We mustn't forget the English.


[leads Gibson to another personnel book of pilots]

Group Capt. Whitworth:
Here's Bill Astell. Oh yes, David Maltby.


[skips over one pilot]

Group Capt. Whitworth:
Oh, uh, he's just started another tour.

Gibson:
[points to a picture in the book] And Hoppy Hopgood from my old squadron. I'd like to have Dave Shannon and Burpee from there too.


Group Capt. Whitworth:
Well, we shan't be popular with the other squadron commanders if we start squeezing chaps like these from them.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


[opening narration]


Opening narrator:
WARNING - The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do *not* attemp any of the stunts you're about to see.



Movie: The Odd Angry Shot(1979)


Bill:
[trying to drink a can of beer] I can't find the hole.


Harry:
You could if it had hair 'round it.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


Lucy:
Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?

Amy:
Everything.



Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)


Maisy:
They have rent-a-shoes!

Tia:
And rent-a-foot disease!



Movie: Urusei Yatsura 5: Kanketsuhen(1988)


Lum:
Why don't you admit that it burns you up?


[Zaps and burns Ataru.]

Ataru:
W... Who's burned up, you idiot?!

Ten:
You're just smoking with jealousy, aren't you?



Movie: The Pacifier(2005)


Shane Wolfe:
[to Vice Principle Murney] I can't today, I'm on duty...

Vice Principal Murney:
[to Shane] Oh yeah, your babysitting, more like- doo-doo duty



Movie: Unaccompanied Minors(2006)


Charlie:
[after Donna his him] That's going to hurt when I pee!



Movie: Off the Map(2003)


Charley:
I'm going crazy, George, crazy. It's these damn drugs. I feel like strangling something. I feel like going out in the yard and strangling that damn goat! I'm dangerous.

George:
Sit down.

Charley:
Sit down? Look at me! Can I sit down? I just walked twenty miles! I mean look at my legs, they're still moving, Look at 'em!

George:
Have a beer.

Charley:
Beer? I can't have a beer. I'm not supposed to drink alcohol with these damn drugs. I'm gonna have to murder someone! Ok, I'll have a beer.



Movie: X2(2003)


Little Girl 143:
I've got my eyes on you.



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