Great Quotes

Quotes:

Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Detective:
Hey! You paying attention?

Brian:
No.



Movie: Oscar(1991)


Snaps:
Whadda day! Both my girls are getting married!

Sophia:
[looks at Snaps suspiciously] What do you mean, both?

Snaps:
[embraces her, indicates Theresa] Sophia, my wife, meet Theresa, my daughter.


Sophia:
If she's your daughter, who's her mother?

Roxanne:
I am.

Sophia:
[shouts] You had a child with the new maid?



Movie: Unknown World(1951)


Dr. Jeremiah Morley:
I believe that humanity can escape annihilation, can find a temporary haven, a promise of hope that, come what may, life can be sustained deep within the Earth itself. Far below the Earth we shall seek a natural, a geologic shelter. We have a team ready for the effort. All we lack are funds.



Movie: Da Kath & Kim Code (TV)(2005)


Sharon Strzelecki:
I'm getting married!

Kim Day Craig:
What? Married? Are you doing this to spite me?



Movie: U Turn(1997)


Bobby:
And a waitress named Flo.



Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)


Madonna:
[makeup artist is trying to apply makeup to Madonna's lips during a tirade] Do something else! Do my eyebrows!



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Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

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Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

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Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

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Oscar and I… are lovers.

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What?

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Can’t take my car, the helicopters got my license number, I gotta stay hid out.

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