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Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)


Mr. Finkle:
What do you know about Ray Finkle?



[Ace sucks in a huge breath of air]

Ace Ventura:
Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American.

Mr. Finkle:
Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys?

Ace Ventura:
No sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland.



Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)


Debbie Jellinsky:
I don't want to hurt anybody. I don't enjoy hurting anybody. I don't like guns, or bombs, or electric chairs, but sometimes people just won’t listen, and so I have to use persuasion - and slides.


[Showing slide pictures]

Debbie Jellinsky:
My parents, Sharon and Dave. Generous, doting, or were they? All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie. In her pretty pink tutu. My Birthday: I was 10, and do you know what they got me? MALIBU. Barbie.

Morticia:
Malibu Barbie.

Gomez:
The nightmare.


Morticia:
The nerve.

Debbie Jellinsky:
That's not what I wanted! That's not who I was. I was a Ballerina: graceful, delicate! They had to go.


[the next slide shot shows a burning house]

Debbie Jellinsky:
My first Husband, the Heart Surgeon. All day long, coronaries, transplants.

Grandma:
What about your needs?

Debbie Jellinsky:
"Sorry about dinner Deb, the Pope has a cold."


[the next slide shows a shadow of an axe on the wall heading towards the Surgeon]


Grandma:
An axe! That takes me back...

Debbie Jellinsky:
Husband number 2: The Senator. He loved his State, he loved his Country!

Grandma:
What about Debbie?

Debbie Jellinsky:
"Sorry Debbie - no Mercedes this year. We have to set an example." Oh yeah? Set THIS!


[the next slide shows car headlights heading towards the Senator in panic]

Debbie Jellinsky:
My latest husband: my late Husband, Fester.

Uncle Fester:
The fool.

Debbie Jellinsky:
The corpse. And his adorable Family. You took me in, you accepted me, but did any of you love me? Really love me?


Gomez:
Hands?


[the Addams Family, all strapped into their electric chairs, are unable to raise their hands]

Debbie Jellinsky:
So I killed. So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren't I a human being? Don't I yearn, and ache, and... shop? Don't I deserve love... and jewelry? Good-bye everybody! Wish me luck!

The Addams Family:
Good luck!



Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


Older Man on Train 1:
I've never seen a man so broken up over a woman. What did he say her name was, Kara, Sarah?

Older Man on Train 2:
Clara.

Clara Clayton:
[Clara's eyes light up and she spins around in her seat] Excuse me.

Older Man on Train 1:
Ma'am.

Clara Clayton:
But was this man tall, with great big brown puppy dog eyes and long silvery flowing hair?

Older Man on Train 1:
You know him?


Clara Clayton:
[Clara lets out a happy sigh and spins back in her seat] Emmitt!


[She reaches up and pulls on an emergency stop cord]





Movie: Baby Boom(1987)


Doctor Jeff Cooper:
You know... you kind of remind me of a bull terrier of some kind.

J.C. Wiatt:
Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.





Movie: Hak bak sam lam(2003)


[last lines]


S.P. Wong Jiang:
I killed your dad. Why don't you take revenge?

Chan Lok-Yin:
My dad wasn't a good cop... But I am.



Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns (TV)(1999)


Jack Woods:
Got a father who runs a cab company, got a mother who runs my father.





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