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Movie: Half Baked(1998)


Sir-Smoke-Alot:
The doctor said I need a backiotomy!



Movie: Kaijû daisenso(1965)


Controller of Planet X:
We need an exterminator, one that would drive away King Ghidorah. We need from you Monster Zero 1 and Monster Zero 2, Godzilla and Rodan.

Astronaut K. Fuji:
Are you serious?

Controller of Planet X:
Of course. Deadly serious. King Ghidorah was driven from Earth only with the combined strengths of Godzilla and Rodan. Would you help us?

Astronaut K. Fuji:
Well, your request is quite unusual. We do not know how to answer that.


Glenn:
Plus, we did not know where Godzilla and Rodan are. If we did, how are we suppose to catch them and bring them here?



Movie: Oui, mais...(2001)


Moenner, the psychotherapist:
Never had a tender/cruel friend? It's the most delicious relation. Caress. Slap. Caress. Slap. It's good for the circulation.



Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)


Hsien-Ko/Lei-Lei:
Don't call me the living dead. Don't you know what scares me?



Movie: Daddy's Dyin'... Who's Got the Will?(1990)


Marlene:
I HAVE lost weight in case y'all ain't noticed!

Evalita:
[under her breath, lighting cigarette] Well why don't you look behind you and you'll find it!



Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)


Valo:
Alright dude, seriously just relax okay? Look at that girl over there. She's reading a book alone. If that's not an invitation, I don't know what is.

Ryan Dunn:
What are you talking about, Valo? It's a coffee shop. People like that come here to get away from people like us.

Valo:
She is looking for ass, I can see it.

Ryan Dunn:
What does it matter? I look like shit.

Valo:
Go talk to her.

Ryan Dunn:
What do I say?


Valo:
I don't know. Compliment her on that tattoo or something.

Ryan Dunn:
Yeah, that'll work. It sounds so fucking lame.

Valo:
Worked for Glauren.



Movie: Oliver & Company(1988)


Einstein:
Look what I found!


[a broken tennis racket]

Francis:
Good show. Now all we need is a net and a tennis court.


Einstein:
Do you think this place is big enough?



Movie: Old School(2003)


Garry:
[filling a glass of water at the sink] When I get back I'm going to show you something I like to call croutching tiger, hidden penis.


[takes a drink of the water]

Garry:
You know I really liked that movie, 'cause of all the flying and the magic.




Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)


Jasper:
I ain't gonna hurt ya.

Horace:
But I thought we was gonna pop 'em off.

Jasper:
Shh, shut up!



Movie: Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes(1998)


Bob Chinn:
By 1979, it was difficult for John to maintain an erection when he done so much cocaine. To require him to get erect would take a lot of time and a lot of patience. But I didn't have the time, the patience, or the budget to deal with that. One day during the filming of Taxi Girls, I caught John snorting cocaine on the set after I told him again and again, "do not bring drugs onto the set." I took the stash away from him and flushed it down a toilet. John exclaimed at why I just did that for that for he just bought that stash and he paid $1,500 for it. For the first time ever, I yelled at John saying, "John, you can't keep doing this!" Immediately, John became very petulant. He wouldn't work, costing me a lot of time and money. When I persuaded him to return to work, John's ego took over and he began copping an attitude to me saying things like, "you don't tell me that to do! I'm the star! You need me! You can't make this movie without me!" A little later when John calmed down a bit, he asked me if he could borrow some money, saying he was broke and that he'll pay me back as soon as he could. In my opinion, it was to buy more drugs for himself. Incredulous, I yelled, "John I haven't even paid you yet! Why don't you just finish the movie, get your paycheck, and do whatever you want!" My outburst seemed to work as John managed to return to filming, finished the movie, got his paycheck and left. But after that, I just couldn't work with John anymore. It got too difficult.




Movie: Game of Death(1978)


Billy Lo:
You lose Carl Miller!



Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)


Sheriff:
So the man is dead, and you have his wallet, riding in an antique car that's worth over $150,000. How do you think this looks?

Oscar Madison:
To you it looks terrible. My mother, she wouldn't be all that upset.



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