Daily Quotes

Today's Quotes:

Movie: Tarzan(1999)


[Tarzan takes Clayton's gun and aims it at him]

Clayton:
Go ahead. Shoot me.


[chuckles]

Clayton:
Be a man.


[a shot is heard, but not from the gun; it's Tarzan mimicking a gunshot]

Tarzan:
Not a man like you!




Movie: Magnum Force(1973)


Harry Callahan:
[shows boss suspect's bullet]

Lieutenant Briggs:
[seeing it through microscope] Close, but no match. It has much more lines than the other. Where'd get it from, by the way?


Harry Callahan:
Oh, just some hunch.

Lieutenant Briggs:
Tell me where.

Harry Callahan:
Look, it doesn't matter because it doesn't match up, so there is no reason for me to tell you.

Lieutenant Briggs:
Don't play any crap games with me.



Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)


[Amy fails to unhook Lucy's bra properly during their make-out session]


Lucy:
Oww! Did you just snap my bra?

Amy:
Er... no.

Lucy:
Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.

Amy:
I was trying to be smooth.



Movie: The Madagascar Penguins in: A Christmas Caper(2005)


Private:
Thanks for rescuing me skipper.

Skipper:
Think nothing of it young private. It's the least we could do. You remember the penguin credo.

Private:
What does deep-frying in Bisquick have to do with any of this?

Skipper:
Not that one, the other one! Never swim alone! Alone! On Christmas! Don't you get it? Come on people, do I have to explain this to everybody?



Movie: X-Men(2000)


Senator Kelly:
I have here a list of names of identified mutants living right here in the United States.


Dr. Jean Grey:
Senator...

Senator Kelly:
Here's a girl in Illinois who can walk through walls. Now what's to stop her from walking into a bank vault, or the White House, or


[indicating the gallery]

Senator Kelly:
into their houses?

Dr. Jean Grey:
Senator, please...

Senator Kelly:
...and there are even rumors, Miss Grey, of mutants so powerful that they can enter our minds and control our thoughts, taking away our God-given free will. Now I think the American people deserve the right to decide if they want their children to be in school with mutants. To be taught by mutants! Ladies and gentlemen, the truth is that mutants are very real, and that they are among us. We must know who they are, and above all, what they can do!





Movie: Out Cold(2001)


Pig Pen:
[shouts] So, are you like a crippled guy?


Barry:
[shouts] Naw, I'm just a really lazy guy!



Movie: Kevade(1969)


Parish clerk:
But... What will be the baby's name?

Papa Kiir:
[gives some money clumsily to the clerk and then reads from the paper] Kolumbus Krisostomus!


Parish clerk:
Say what?

Papa Kiir:
Kolumbus Krisostomus.

Parish clerk:
Oh... *Oh!* I see! But... You see... Kolumbus was a family name and Krisostomus is also a very old and strange name. This won't suit at all!

Papa Kiir:
[confused] This... won't... do... at... all?

Parish clerk:
No.

Papa Kiir:
[angrily] Bloody hell! Sorry. Katarina Rosalie! Katarina Rosalie!

Parish clerk:
Hah!






Movie: Half-Life 2: Episode One (VG)(2006)


Citizen:
I don't miss Dr. Breen, but I do miss his show. Remember when he had the jugglers on?



Today's Movie News

The best gambling movies of all time (San Francisco Chronicle)

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 07:33:11 GMT
Every other genre seems to come and go. Superhero movies, underwater disaster pictures and zombie films all disappear from theaters for years at a time. But, for whatever reason, Hollywood always seems willing to take a chance on a gambling movie. "Deal"...

Movies opening this week (New York Daily News)

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:54:24 GMT
Al Pacino's new thriller "88 Minutes" and Judd Apatow's "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" - the movie behind that omnipresent ad campaign - arrive in theaters this week.

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