Daily Movie Quotes

Today's Movie Quotes:

Movie: Van Wilder(2002)


Van Wilder:
Well just take a look at this... ya... doodles... I attend class today just about stayed the whole time too!

Gwen:
I'm glad you went to all your classes today.

Van Wilder:
And a few that weren't mine, I stepped in the wrong room, liked what I heard... stayed.

Gwen:
That's great!



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


[Basher's original plan for knocking out the casino's power has flopped]

Basher:
Hang on a minute, hang on... we could use a pinch.

Danny:
What's a "pinch"?


Basher:
A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century.



Movie: The Untouchables(1987)


Malone:
You said you wanted to get Capone. Do you really wanna get him? You see what I'm saying is, what are you prepared to do?

Ness:
Anything and everything in my power.

Malone:
And *then* what are you prepared to do? If you open the can on these worms you must be prepared to go all the way because they're not gonna give up the fight until one of you is dead.

Ness:
How do you do it then?

Malone:
You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

Ness:
I have sworn to capture this man with all legal powers at my disposal and I will do so.

Malone:
Well, the Lord hates a coward. Do you know what a blood oath is, Mr. Ness?

Ness:
Yes.


Malone:
Good, 'cause you just took one.





Movie: The Vanishing(1993)


Barney Cousins:
I don't need a gun. Your obsession is my weapon.



Movie: The Up-Standing Sitter(1948)


[Last line]

Daffy Duck:
[on phone, as Spike spanks him] Hello, Acme Baby Sitting Agency? It looks like your star sitter is going to have to do his sitting standing up.



Movie: Damnation Alley(1977)


Tanner:
So where are we heading for?

Maj. Eugene Denton:
Albany.

Tanner:
Albany? You have relatives there?

Maj. Eugene Denton:
It's the only place we ever got a signal from. Albany is the place to aim for.

Tanner:
Sort of the objective of the operation, right?

Maj. Eugene Denton:
You could call it that. See, there's a way across... well, not really a way across, but the screens show it to be the path of least resistance. It's not good, but it's the best we've got.

Tanner:
What happens if we make a wrong turn?

Maj. Eugene Denton:
There are areas of radiation we couldn't get through. It's not a matter of wrong turns though - "Damnation Alley" is a hundred miles wide a lot of the way.


Tanner:
"Damnation Alley?" Who named it that?

Maj. Eugene Denton:
I did.



Movie: Damien: Omen II(1978)


Mark Thorn:
[Talking about Neff, that he might be the next platoon leader] That must be him.

Damien Thorn:
He looks okay.

Mark Thorn:
They're all the same.



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
You know why I like plants?

Susan Orlean:
Nuh uh.

John Laroche:
Because they're so mutable. Adaptation is a profound process. Means you figure out how to thrive in the world.

Susan Orlean:
[pause] Yeah but it's easier for plants. I mean they have no memory. They just move on to whatever's next. With a person though, adapting almost shameful. It's like running away.




Today's Movie News

Friday movies in the park (The Florida Times-Union)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:12:21 GMT
The comedy classic Ghostbusters continues a weekly series of movies under the stars in downtown Jacksonville tonight.

Blockbuster to carry Blu-ray movies (UPI)

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:29:23 GMT
Blockbuster Inc. announced Thursday it has started selling and renting Blu-ray format movies in thousands of its U.S. and Canadian stores.

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