Latest Movie Quotes

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Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Basher:
It will be nice working with proper villains again!



Movie: Oh, No! Zombies!!! (V)(2003)


Brenda:
Do you even know where the hell you're going?

Sam:
Do I not know where I'm notn't hell going?



Movie: Ocean's Eleven(1960)


Beatrice Ocean:
[to Danny Oceans] Oh, Danny. What a prize you are. The only husband in the world who'd proposition his own wife.



Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)


Anna Riley:
I'm gonna miss a lot of things around here. Like Len's endless Howard Stern recountings and of course my Romeo Casanova boy across the way.

Len:
[someone in Casanova's office starts waving a sign] Hey, what is that?


Anna Riley:
I don't know.


[looks through binoculars]

Debbie:
Who is that?

Anna Riley:
It's Jake.

Debbie:
What's he doing?

Anna Riley:
[He's miming "pick up the phone", she picks up the phone] Anna Riley.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Hi, Anna? Can, can you see me? Cause I can't see you, I'm just looking at a reflection of myself.


Anna Riley:
Jake, I can see you, what are you doing?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I've been trying to get up there for the last hour but it's like the frigging Pentagon with that T-Bone guy. So I decided to try Mr Casanova here - by the way his name is Howard. Anyway I've been doing some thinking and there are some things I'd like to talk to you about.


[Debbie switches to speakerphone]

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Am I on speakerphone?

All Anna's colleagues:
Hi, Jake!


Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Hi. Hi. Can I talk to you alone? Can I come over there?

Anna Riley:
No, I think now would be a good time.

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Ok. Well, I've been thinking about some of the things you said and you were right.

Anna Riley:
About what?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
About us. About me, especially about me.


Anna Riley:
So what are you saying Jake?

All Anna's colleagues:
Yeah, what are you saying Jake?

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
I'm saying I love you. I'm in love with you. And I've been waiting my whole life for someone like you and I'm not gonna let you go. Please don't go. Anna, I'm not gonna let you go.


[pause]

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Could we hang up the phone maybe.




Movie: Magnolia(1999)


[Officer Kurring has just handcuffed Marcie to a couch]


Marcie:
This is bullshit. This is fuckin' bullshit.

Jim Kurring:
I want you to stay right there, Marcie.

Marcie:
This is bullshit motherfucker. Mother-goddamn-fucker it's bullshit and you know it!


[Officer Kurring moves down the hall to investigate a disturbance]

Marcie:
Don't go down my hallway! Don't go down my motherfuckin' hallway! This is bullshit motherfucker! Don't go in my god damn bedroom!

Jim Kurring:
This is the LAPD. If there's someone back here...

Marcie:
What I tell you? What I tell you? Ain't nobody in there! Where the fuck you goin' motherfuck? Don't go in my motherfuckin' bedroom and stay outta my motherfuckin' closet!



[Officer Kurring enters her bedroom]

Jim Kurring:
This is the LAPD. If there's someone in this closet, come out right now, or you will be shot.


[Marcie begins dragging the couch towards the bedroom]

Jim Kurring:
Marcie! Do not drag that couch any further!

Marcie:
There's nobody in my motherfucking closet, motherfucker! This don't make no sense! This don't make no goddamn sense! Why can't you goddamn talk to me? This is bullshit motherfucker!


[Officer Kurring opens the closet and finds a dead body]


Jim Kurring:
Whoa! What the hell is this, Marcie?

Marcie:
That ain't mine!



Movie: Urban Legend(1998)


Professor William Wexler:
Had those before?

Brenda:
Yeah. They're Pop Rocks; they crackle in your mouth.

Professor William Wexler:
Eat some... thirsty?... What's wrong? Something you might have heard about mixing Pop Rocks and Soda?

Brenda:
Well, supposedly, your stomach and your intestines and everything bursts.



Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)


Steve-O:
Dude they're telling me the parasites in there can fucking crawl through your anything like even my dick hole, I'm like so I wanted to put like a rubber on, but no one has a rubber. Dude fucking after all that pussy and my dick goes down because of this shit



Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)


John Allerdyce:
You're in over your head Bobby.


[starts throwing fire even harder]

John Allerdyce:
Maybe you should go back to school.



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Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:51:00 +0000
Esto es una receta deliciosa para Zanex líquido, con el licor
herbario de Jagermeister, schnapps del cinamomo de Goldschlager,
corona el whisky y el ron canadienses reales de Bacardi 151. ron de
1/4 onza Bacardi 151 whisky canadiense real de la corona de 1/4 onza
schnapps del cinamomo de 1/4 onza Goldschlager ingredientes herbarios
de la mezcla del licor de 1/4 onza Jagermeister junto en un cristal
del tiro, y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del tiro.

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