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Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Murray:
What happened to the apartment?

Oscar Madison:
It's been given the Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval.



Movie: Once Were Warriors(1994)


Beth Heke:
You did this to me you bastard! I hope you spew your guts out.



Movie: Tarzan's Secret Treasure(1941)


Boy:
[after flinging a stone at a Leopard] Got him. Right on the nose.



Movie: An Officer and a Gentleman(1982)


Topper:
Who the hell is that guy?

Perryman:
That's your momma and daddy for the next thirteen weeks.



Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)


Dane Cook:
Everybody does this, everyone criticizes other people's directions.

Dane Cook:
[pretending to read directions] "Beside the red house"


[looks up]

Dane Cook:
that's fuckin’ maroon you moron!




Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)


[Breaking up a brawl between Marty and Buford]

Marshall Strickland:
[points rifle at Buford] All right now, break it up. What's all this about? You causin' trouble here, Tannen?

Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen:
No trouble, Marshall. Just a little personal matter between me and Eastwood! This don't concern the law.


Marshall Strickland:
Tonight, everything concerns the law. Now break it up. Any brawlin', it's 15 days in the county jail. All right, folks, c'mon, this is a party. Come on, let's have some fun!


[walks off the stage]



Movie: Office Space(1991)


Samir:
No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.

Michael Bolton:
Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.


Samir:
You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton:
There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir:
Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton:
No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.



Movie: Dancing at the Blue Iguana(2000)


Jasmine:
[about her poetry] It's about the things inside you.

Nico:
Things inside *you*.



Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)


Lance:
I *feel* Black.

Conspiracy Brother:
But you *look* white... don't touch me!



Movie: Old School(2003)


Mitch Martin:
True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...



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Mat-Su Movies (Anchorage Daily News)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:04:10 GMT
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Enjoy free family movies under the stars (The Florida Times-Union)

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 04:13:08 GMT
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