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Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)


Bam Margera:
[after getting shot by riot explosive] I'm crying. I'm a fucking skateboarder and I'm getting shot.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


SpecOps Leader:
[to Arbiter] You are the Arbiter, the will of the Prophets. But these are my Elites, their lives matter to me - yours does not.

Arbiter:
That makes two of us.



Movie: Ulzana's Raid(1972)


McIntosh:
These horses they're after... you keep 'em tucked away safe. And if the worse comes to it - shoot them.

Sergeant:
Shoot them?

McIntosh:
Shoot them!

Sergeant:
The army don't take very kindly to sergeants shooting their horses.

McIntosh:
Maybe so, but they'll take it a lot less kindly then seven Apache bucks riding 'em off.



Movie: S1m0ne(2002)


Viktor:
I made her.

Elaine:
No, Viktor. She made YOU.



Movie: Oklahoma Cyclone(1930)


[Jim plays a rousing version of "Oh Susannah" on his harmonica]

Henchman Rawhide:
Say, you rootin' tootin' windbag from Oklahoma, stop makin' that whinin' noise.


[Jim continues to play "Oh Susannah"]


Henchman Rawhide:
Did you hear what I said? Stop blowin' that music box, or I'll blow you out from under your hat!


[Jim continues to play "Oh Susannah"]

Henchman Rawhide:
You know fellas, Smith don't need to fit in any more, since he's Carmelita's special lover... but she ain't so particular.


[Jim starts to play Chopin's "Funeral March"]



Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)


Hotel clerk:
[Handing Felix a room key] 307.


Felix Ungar:
Uh, haven't you anything ,uh ,higher?

Hotel clerk:
Higher?


[Felix nods and the clerk goes back to check]

Hotel clerk:
914?


[Felix nods again and takes the key]



Movie: Ma Barker's Killer Brood(1960)


Lou, Kelly's Girl:
Why you old battle axe we wouldn't give you a-

Katherine Clark 'Ma' Barker:
Oh sweet child! You say that again and I'll rattle your tonsils till that mink turns into the rabbit it is! I've got no time for cheats or...phony blondes!



Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)


[laying down underneath a huge hunk of metal for the filming of the after-credits scene]

Johnny Knoxville:
I'm not dead, I'm just acting.



Movie: Oleanna(1994)


John:
Get out of my office!


[Carol doesn't leave]

John:
Get out! Get the fuck out of my office!

Carol:
I'm leaving. And don't call your wife "Baby"!




Movie: Oh, Mr. Porter!(1937)


William Porter:
Well, I can't give you the exact number at the moment.

William Porter:
[pauses to think] But in rough figures I would say quite a lot.



Today's Movie News

Receta del Una vez que-Sobre-Uno-Tiempo

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 02:35:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta distintiva para el Una vez
que-Sobre-Uno-Tiempo, con ginebra, brandy del albaricoque y el vino de
Lillet Blanc. ingredientes de 1 del 1/2 onza de la ginebra el 1/2 onza
Lillet Blanc del vino el 1/2 onza del albaricoque cosechadora del
brandy en un medio lleno de cristal que se mezcla con hielo machacado.
Revuelva bien, y tensión en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en un
cristal del coctel.

Receta de Caresser del pecho

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:11:00 +0000
Esto es una receta encantadora para el pecho Caresser, con hielo
machacado, brandy, Madeira y el sec triple. 1 brandy 1 onza Madeira el
1/2 onza sec triple del 1/2 onza machacó el hielo en un medio lleno
de cristal que se mezclaba con hielo machacado, combina todos los
ingredientes. Revuelva bien. Filtre en un cristal del coctel. Sirva en
un cristal del coctel.

Receta del coctel de Boston

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 21:17:00 +0000
Esto es una receta deliciosa para el coctel de Boston, con ginebra,
brandy del albaricoque, jarabe del grenadine y limones. 1 jarabe del
grenadine del tsp del 1/2 brandy del albaricoque de 3/4 onza jugo de
la ginebra de 3/4 onza de 1/4 limón sacudare todos los ingredientes
con hielo, filtra en un cristal del coctel, y servicio. Servicio en un
cristal del coctel.

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