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Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)


Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!



Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)


Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?



Movie: Accattone(1961)


Sabino:
Dear Accattone. You've changed from day to night.



Movie: Quiz Show(1994)


Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.


Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.



Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)


Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.



Movie: Van Helsing(2004)


Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.


Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?



Today's Movie News

Full-length shows,even movies,growing on cellular (USA Today)

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:53:48 GMT
Forget short clips and "mobisodes." Cellphone providers are ramping up their full-episode TV offerings, from Lost to The Office, and even movies.

Receta parisiense del café de Pousse

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:06:00 +0000
Compruebe fuera de esta receta divina para el café parisiense de
Pousse, con el brandy anaranjado del licor de Curacao, de la cereza de
Kirschwasser, el coñac y chartreuse verde. brandy chartreuse verde de
la cereza de 3/4 onza 3/4 onza Kirschwasser licor anaranjado de 3/4
onza Curacao capa del coñac de 3/4 onza los ingredientes en orden en
un cristal del pousse-cafe', y servicio. Servicio en un cristal del
café de Pousse.

Movies for the sports fanatic (The Daily Targum)

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:28:20 GMT
Now, I'm not that big a fan of warm weather. But I'll give it this: When warm weather comes around, so do great movies. And there is no better movie than a good sports movie. I mean, who will ever forget Freddy Prinze Jr. getting rocked by Ken Griffey Jr.

Receta verde de la esperanza

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:36:00 +0000
Esto es una receta encantadora para la esperanza verde, con la vodka
cossack, el licor verde de Bols Curacao, Bols creme de bananes, el
jugo del pomelo y el jugo del limón. los ingredientes cossack de 1
del 1/2 del cl del limón del jugo el 1/2 del cl de Bols Curacao del
licor el 1/2 del cl de Bols creme de bananes el 1/2 del cl del pomelo
del cl verde del jugo 3 sacudida de la vodka con hielo, y adornan con
las cerezas rojas. Servicio en a ...

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