Quotations for Today

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Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)


Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!




Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Grunt:
[Door opens to many enemies] Arbiter go first, ha ha.



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.



Movie: Adaptation.(2002)


John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.



Movie: Ordinary People(1980)


Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
I made a 74 on a trig quiz.

Beth Jarrett:
Oh really? Gosh I was awful at trig.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh. Really? You took trig?


Beth Jarrett:
No... wait a minute... ha, did I take trig? Huh... anyway, I bought you two shirts they're on your bed.



Movie: The R.M.(2003)



Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!



Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)


Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.



Movie: Vacation(1983)


Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.



Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)


Miss Matilda Crawley:
Keep your toadying until I get to a fire. You can suck up all you wish once I'm warm.



Today's Movie News

Maltese Falcon panels, movies and showcases in South Florida

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:26:00 GMT
Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel - More than 20 libraries in Broward County will hold Big Read events, including screenings, performances and discussions related to The Maltese Falcon, Thursday through March 29. For ...

3-D touted as the format of the future

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:47:00 GMT
Los Angeles Times - Starting with "Monsters," all of DreamWorks Animation's movies will be made in 3-D, he said. The 3-D commitment will cost about an extra $15 million per production, Katzenberg said ...

Paramount Recognizes That Clips Of Movies Act As Advertising For The Movie Itself (Addict 3D)

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:32:32 GMT
It really is amazing how little entertainment industries recognize how clips of their content online promotes the rest of their content. When people talk about scenes in TV shows or movies, it's become quite natural to search for video of those clips to show.

Studios tout 3-D movies as theaters go digital (Sun-Sentinel)

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:06:16 GMT
DreamWorks Animation SKG Inc. Chief Executive Jeffrey Katzenberg promised a "new era" in moviegoing Tuesday, as Hollywood studios prepared a huge slate of 3-D movies for theaters that are increasingly going digital.

Movies at Gaisano Mall cinemas this week (Sun Star)

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:31:21 GMT
TWO remakes of hit movies, a Korean-US co-production, and a weekend number one Western flick open at the theaters of Gaisano Mall of Davao this week.

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