More Movie Quotations
Movie Quotations:
Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)
Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?
Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.
Movie: Under Siege(1992)
Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.
Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.
Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)
Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.
Movie: The Odd Couple II(1998)
Sheriff:
Okay, now explain to me one more time how the rental car caught fire and exploded.
Oscar Madison:
He called me a shithead and punched the car, it went rolling down a cliff.
Sheriff:
Why did you punch the car?
Felix Ungar:
Because the shithead threw the directions out the window and left my suitcase at the rental car agency.
Sheriff:
Why did you throw the directions out the window?
Oscar Madison:
Because they caught fire from my cigar ashes and were burning on my crotch!
Felix Ungar:
The first time he's been hot down there for years.
Oscar Madison:
I just wanted you to know what it felt like down there...
Sheriff:
OK, boys, settle down. You two don't get along too well, do you?
Oscar Madison:
Oh, that's not true. There was a period of 17 years that was wonderful. Then unfortunately we saw each other again.
Movie: Ordinary People(1980)
Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
I made a 74 on a trig quiz.
Beth Jarrett:
Oh really? Gosh I was awful at trig.
Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh. Really? You took trig?
Beth Jarrett:
No... wait a minute... ha, did I take trig? Huh... anyway, I bought you two shirts they're on your bed.
Movie: L.I.E.(2001)
Howie's friend:
Howie, if you do stuff with guys, that's gay stuff. If you do stuff with girls, that's straight stuff.
Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)
The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.
Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)
Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.
Miyagi:
What?
Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.
Miyagi:
Huh?
Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.
Miyagi:
But I did.
Daniel:
How?
Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.
Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.
Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)
Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.
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