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Movie: A Tale of Two Kitties(1942)


Tweety:
[after playing "This Little Piggie" with Catstello's toes, while he was hanging from a pole] Oh, wook. I wan out of piddies.




Movie: Dai-Rantô Smash Brothers Deluxe (VG)(2001)


Narrator:
This game's winner is


[Announces winner]




Movie: Mad Max(1979)


Goose:
What a turkey! Hey, fella! You're a turkey!



Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)


Gerry Jeffers:
Don't you know that the greatest men in the world have told lies and let things be misunderstood if it was useful to them? Didn't you ever hear of a campaign promise?



Movie: Tarzan's New York Adventure(1942)


Jane:
We are going into places where men's minds are tangled worse that the worst underbrush in the jungle, and I'm afraid. More afraid than I've ever been in my life. Everywhere we'll be met with lies and deceit. Your honesty and directness will only be handicaps.



Movie: Kevin of the North(2001)


Carter:
The man is an absolute testicle.



Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)


Sgt. Johnson:
Now listen up! Back in my day, we didn't have fancy tanks! We had sticks. Two stick and a rock for the entire platoon! And we had to share the rock! You should consider yourself very lucky marines!



Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)


Robert Langdon:
What really matters is what you believe.



Movie: The Unholy Night(1929)


Lord 'Monte' Montague:
I haven't led a blameless life, but I at least I've never given any woman cause to kill me - that is, no more cause than most men give most women.



Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)


Gwen DeMarco:
[after seeing the chompers] Well, screw *that*!




Movie: Labyrinth(1986)


Jareth:
Nothing? Nothing nothing tra la la la!



Movie: The Original Kings of Comedy(2000)


Bernie Mac:
I had a white guy tell me... he said, "Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-fucker?'" Let me break it down, what the word "mother-fucker" actually means. "Mother-fucker" is a word that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word "mother-fucker." Because "mother-fucker" is a noun: It describes a person, place or thing.



Today's Movie News

Porn industry seeks recognition with annual awards

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:14:00 GMT
Reuters UK - LAS VEGAS (Reuters Life!) - Stars and producers of the U.S. adult film industry gathered in Las Vegas this weekend for annual awards dubbed the Oscars of porn, lamenting the fact it was hard to win recognition with so much sex in movies these days ...

Porn industry seeks recognition with annual awards

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:14:00 GMT
Reuters UK - LAS VEGAS (Reuters Life!) - Stars and producers of the U.S. adult film industry gathered in Las Vegas this weekend for annual awards dubbed the Oscars of porn, lamenting the fact it was hard to win recognition with so much sex in movies these days ...

Northwest CEO says merger might be necessary

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:55:00 GMT
Detroit Free Press - There are just some movies that kids can never get enough of. They watch them over and over again with the same joy they had when they first saw them. Share the ones your kids love. • The funny things kids say: What are some hilarious things that ...

Wesley Snipes' tax fraud and conspiracy trial opens in Ocala, Florida

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:43:00 GMT
International Herald Tribune - Snipes, who starred in the "Blade" movies, faces as many as 16 years in prison if convicted, while Kahn and Rosile face 10 years. His case has been delayed twice because of his commitments and the huge volume of paperwork in the case. Jury selection ...

The Lone Ranger: Justice from Outside the Law

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:24:00 GMT
NPR News - And he's been the Lone Ranger ever since — on radio, in movies, in novels, on television, in comic books. His story is absolutely fictitious. Basic facts — names, dates, places — have all been adjusted and retrofitted over the 75 years since ...

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