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Movie: Madagascar(2005)

Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?

Movie: Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis(2006)

Andy Warhol:
[speaking of Jack Smith] The only person I would ever copy. He's just so terrific, and I think he makes the best movies.

Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)

Sarah:
Okay Charlie, no sex kinks till I've eaten.

Today's Movie News

“Until Death” Quotation

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:56:00 +0000
Valerie Stowe:
Anthony, Im pregnant.

Anthony Stowe:
Anthony drunk and high] How could you forget to…

Valerie Stowe:
The baby isn’t yours.

Anthony Stowe:
Pausing] You f*cked him! You f*cked Callaghan!

Valerie Stowe:
throws her wedding ring at Anthony] You’re sick! Don’t ever talk to me ever again!

Anthony Stowe:
as Valerie is leaving the restaurant] Try not to f*ck the valet on your way out!

Anthony ...]

“The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live” Quotation

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 07:37:00 +0000
on The Chris Farley Show, guest: Jeff Daniels]

Chris Farley:
to caller] You sound familiar. Did you call in last week when Arnold Schwarzenegger was on?

Dawn:
Yes that was me.

Chris Farley:
You remember when he asked you if you remembered when he said “I’ll Be Back” in both Terminators?

Dawn:
Yeah.

Chris Farley:
That was great.

Announcer:
And now it’s time for “The Dark Side ...]

Movies kick off ‘One Book-One College’ reading campaign - Daily Journal

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:38:00 GMT
VINELAND — Now in its fifth year, One Book-One College, a reading campaign at Cumberland County College, is designed to get the campus and the community to bond by discussing ...

Latest Quotations

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Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: U Turn(1997)

Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.

Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)

Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.

Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)

Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.

Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)

Becky Sharp:
I'll manage.

Rawdon Crawley:
Won't you just. There never was a woman that could manage like you, Becky Sharp.

Movie: Back in the Day (V)(2005)

Reggie:
[to his mom] You can't even put food on the table!

Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)

Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

Today's Movie News

Govt rejects calls to alter internet law - Stuff

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 23:57:00 GMT
Calls to repeal a law that could mean Kiwi internet users have their connections cut if they are accused of breaching copyright have been knocked back by the Government. The new ...

TV has the advantage in storytelling - Variety

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 23:20:00 GMT
More Articles: THERE ARE OBVIOUS parallels between "Mad Men" -- the AMC series that keeps amassing accolades despite what star Jon Hamm aptly referred to during the Screen Actors ...

Lines from Movies for Today

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Today's Lines from Movies:

Great Quotes

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Quotes:

Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)

Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?

Miyagi:
Not yet.

Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)

Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.

Movie: The R.M.(2003)

Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!

Movie: Ordinary People(1980)

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
I made a 74 on a trig quiz.

Beth Jarrett:
Oh really? Gosh I was awful at trig.

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
Oh. Really? You took trig?

Beth Jarrett:
No... wait a minute... ha, did I take trig? Huh... anyway, I bought you two shirts they're on your bed.

Latest Movie News

Mike Myers, Paris Hilton lead Razzie nominations - New Zealand Herald

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:32:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES - Voters for 2008's worst movies love Mike Myers and Paris Hilton. Myers' comedy flop The Love Guru leds the field for the Razzie awards with seven nominations, among ...

We Need New Heroes: Taken - Nypress.com

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:46:00 GMT
Running Time: 94 min. If French producer - director Luc Besson worked in Hollywood, he’d have won his Irving G.Thalberg Award by now. That particular Oscar, presented to ...

The New Epix Movie Network Is Going Online in May - The Celebrity Cafe.com

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 18:55:00 GMT
The new film network will compete with channels like HBO and Showtime. A new joint venture from Paramount Picture, Lions Gate Films, and MGM is bringing anew movie channel to cable ...

Lines from Movies Update

2009-01-28T11:29:00.001-08:00

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)

Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.

Movie: Accattone(1961)

Sabino:
Dear Accattone. You've changed from day to night.

Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)

[last lines]

Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?

Movie: A Pair of Briefs(1962)

Sidney Pudney:
See you in the dock sometime, as the monkey said to the tramp steamer.

Movie: Van Helsing(2004)

Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.

Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?

Movie: Bad Company(1972)

Big Joe:
I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.

Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)

Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?

Movie: Varannan vecka(2006)

Johanna's ex-husband:
We just bought loads of fuck-food, and were on our way home.

Johanna:
Fuck-food?

Johanna's ex-husband:
Yeah, the kind of snacks you eat when you fuck a lot.

Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)

Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!

Movie: Bad Boys(1983)

Mick O'Brien:
I killed your little brother, but he's dead because you didn't stick up for him.

Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)

Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.

Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)

Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.

Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 19:10:00 +0000
Cindy:
That reminds me, I have a joke: I heard Michael Jackson went shopping at K-Mart because there was a sale! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Christy:
You messed it up, dumbbell! He went shopping at K-Mart because he heard little boys’ pants were half off.

Richard the Copy Guy:
Sting! Stinglehopper! Makin’ copies. The McStingster! Stingatola! ...]

Movie Quotation: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 11:59:00 +0000
on “The Chris Farley Show” with guest Jeff Daniels]

Dawn:
Hello, my name is Dawn and, uh, you remember that scene in “Arachnophobia” and you went into that barn and saw that big spider?

Jeff Daniels:
Yes.

Dawn:
And you figured out why there were all these spiders everywhere?

Jeff Daniels:
Yes, I was in that scene. I remember.

Dawn:
Yeah, well, it was great.

Adam ...]

Top 10 movies for the downsized - KSDK

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:46:00 GMT
Metromix -- Many people turn to the movies to escape the bad news of the day. Possibly even more so now, considering continued headlines about the crumbling American economy. But ...

Movie Quotation: The Bad Boys of Saturday Night Live

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:40:00 +0000
Captain:
This concludes the safest part of your journey. Thank you for flying Total Bastard Airlines. We at Total Bastard Airlines are bitter about the career paths we’ve taken and we do tend to take that out on our passengers. We at Total Bastard Airlines realize that with travel plans, you have a choice of many ...]

Great Lines from Movies

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Straight to the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Bad Boys(1983)

Marcus Burnett:
This is bad. No, let me call it what is. This is fucked up.

Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)

Marta Karolyi:
[helping Nadia warm up] Are you all right?

[Nadia squirms]

Marta Karolyi:
No, you're not all right. What did you eat last night? You went out, didn't you. How could you. Today of all days.

Older Nadia Comaneci:
It won't matter.

Movie: Daffy Duck's Quackbusters(1988)

Daffy:
You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi?

[rolls eyes]

Daffy:
Well, call Roto-Rooter!

Movie: X2(2003)

[Wolverine approaches Stryker, chained to the outside of the dam, while carrying Artie in his arms]

William Stryker:
Who has the answers, Wolverine? Those people? That creature in your arms? Huh? Huh?

[Wolverine looks at Artie, then takes off his "Wolverine" dog tag and throws it at Stryker's feet]

Wolverine:
I'll take my chances with him.

[he turns and walks away]

William Stryker:
One day, someone will finish what I've started, Wolverine!

[Artie looks over Wolverine's shoulder at Stryker, and sticks out his lizard tongue at him]

William Stryker:
[shouts] One day!

Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)

J. D. Hackensacker III:
Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed.

Today's Movie News

Police reveal Travolta extortion details - Digital Spy

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 11:38:00 GMT
Bahamian police have disclosed details of the alleged plot to extort money from John Travolta following the death of his son. Earlier this week, paramedic Tarino Lightbourne was arrested after he attempted to sell a "refusal of transport" document ...

AARP The Magazine Honors the Best Movies for the 50+ Audience With ... - HuntingtonNews.Net

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:08:00 GMT
Washington, (PRNewswire-USNewswire) -- Frost/Nixon is the year's Best Movie For Grownups, according to AARP The Magazine -- whose annual Movies for Grownups(R) Awards have become a consistent bellweather for each year's subsequent Oscar winners. The ...

Roddenberry's ashes to be sent to space - Digital Spy

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:58:00 GMT
Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry will reach the final frontier at last as his remains are blasted into outer space. A spacecraft carrying a capsule containing some of his ashes and those of his wife Majel Barrett-Roddenberry will be rocketed into ...

Latest Quotations

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Straight to the Quotations ...

Movie: Union City(1980)

Harlan:
Nobody puts their ugly lips around my bottle of milk and gets away with it.

Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)

Ace:
Fe Fi Fo Fum! I smell... the fingerprints of scum!

Movie: Dark Angel: The Ascent (V)(1994)

Nun:
We offer temporary lodging in our church for children who have lost their way. You'd be more than welcome.

Veronica:
In a church! I couldn't possibly!

Nun:
Why not, child?

Veronica:
I would surely combust!

Movie: Ordinary People(1980)

Beth Jarrett:
[to her mother about the platter she just broke] You know, I think this can be saved. It's a nice clean break.

Movie: The Occult Experience(1985)

Narrator:
If the devil lives anywhere, it could be in San Francisco.

Movie: Majo no takkyûbin(1989)

Jiji:
Well, well, well... hello kitty.

Movie: Babs Johnson and the Cavalcade of Perversion: An Exploration in Exploitation(2005)

Babs Johnson:
I've never performed an abortion on stage!

Nurse:
There's always a first time for everything, Mark!

Movie: Damien: Omen II(1978)

[Damien has just seen the Mark of the Beast on his scalp, indicating he is the Antichrist. He runs out of the Academy building]

Damien Thorn:
[shouting] Why? Why me?

Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)

Merc # 3:
Empty your pockets. I said empty your goddamn pockets right now!

Bobby Zachs:
All right, all right, all right man. I'm just a kid, man, c'mon I'm just a kid! I'm trying to tell you, I lost it down there, I ripped my pocket, everything fell out. The only thing I've got in my pocket, man, is your ass!

[shoots him]

Movie: XX/XY(2002)

Coles:
There's no room for honesty in a healthy relationship.

Latest Movie News

Matt Damon blasts ‘repulsive’ Bond - NZCity

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 23:29:00 GMT
Matt Damon thinks James Bond is “repulsive”. The ‘Bourne Identity’ actor – who plays CIA agent Jason Bourne in three hit films – has lashed out at Ian Fleming’s ...

Inmates 'should work not watch movies' - News.com.au

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:33:00 GMT
PRISONERS in the Northern Territory should be made to do hard work not watch videos in their cells, Opposition Leader Terry Mills says. His comments follow media reports that ...

Alcohol abuse seen as a big NZ problem - Stuff

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:03:00 GMT
They say drinking is the nation's biggest health problem. The British medical journal The Lancet published a hard-hitting report yesterday which showed men in developed countries ...

Not-so-silent movies - Tacoma News Tribune

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:26:00 GMT
Most people know Charlie Chaplin as the legendary comic actor and director of silent and sound films. Not so many, though, know of him as a composer – yet at the next Northwest ...

Daily Quotes

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Here are the Quotes ...

Movie: One Hundred and One Dalmatians(1961)

Pongo:
Perdy... I'm afraid it's all up to us.

Perdita:
Oh, Pongo. Isn't there any hope?

Pongo:
Well, yes. There's the twilight bark.

Perdita:
The twilight bark? But dear, that's only a gossip chain.

Pongo:
Darling, it's the very fastest way to send news. And if our puppies are anywhere in the city, the London dogs will know. Now we'll send the word tonight when our pets take us for a walk in the park.

Movie: Addicted to Love(1997)

Maggie:
I sleep naked. It's the only way I'm comfortable, so don't think of it as a come-on, because if you so much as breathe in my direction I will nail your willy to that beam.

Movie: Undersea Kingdom(1936)

Prof. Norton:
And this was where the ancient continent of Atlantis was reported to have sunk thousands of years ago. Contrary to popular belief, Atlantis did not sink overnight, but during a period of years. During this time, the people had ample opportunity to construct a roof of orecalcum over the city and keep out the ocean waves. Thus Atlantis, though lost, still lives.

Movie: Out of Sight(1998)

[with Karen's heel on his back]

Chino:
Wow! You are mean!

Movie: G.O.R.A.(2004)

Arif:
[In English] Speak in English? I live in English. It's not a language to me. It's totally best way of expressing my own. You know, sometimes i'm dreaming of a world, all people understand each other perfect. Yes, i would dream. Imagine all the people dancing and touching each other, communicate in a joyful harmony.

Arif:
[In Turkish] Son, don't look at me like a cow, go get some tea!

Movie: Kalifornia(1993)

Brian Kessler:
Early lived in the moment. He did whatever he wanted whenever he wanted. I don't know if I was fascinated or frightened by him.

Movie: Urban Legends: Final Cut(2000)

Reese:
[after Amy shoots Professor Solomon] That's my sister, baby, and she's a whole lotta woman.

Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)

[closing lines]

Pan:
And it is said that the Princess returned to her father's kingdom. That she reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many centuries. That she was loved by her people. And that she left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look.

Movie: Ultraviolet(1992)

Violet:
[to Six] When I was a kid... when I was just a little girl... I used to dream about this old, dusty road. And this road would go on as far as the eye could see. There were all these little white flowers growing around the edges. And it was such a peaceful place. But then you realize... when life settles in around you... places like this... doesn't exist.

Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)

Colonel Pitts:
If anything happens to Churchill, they're going to hang you from Big Ben by your balls.

Movie: Bachelor Mother(1939)

David Merlin:
Of course he talks! Why, he can recite the first line of Gunga Din!

Movie: Aces High(1976)

Mess Corporal Bennett:
[as the pilots set off early in the morning on a dangerous mission] How many for breakfast? Any of them?

Latest Movie News

Not-so-silent movies - Tacoma News Tribune

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:26:00 GMT
Most people know Charlie Chaplin as the legendary comic actor and director of silent and sound films. Not so many, though, know of him as a composer – yet at the next Northwest ...

Quotation from the Movie “Dang bu zhu de feng qing”

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:26:00 +0000
Fred:
I can’t believe it. You shot my dickie!

Today's Movie Quotes

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Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown (V)(2001)

Mr. Lunt:
I think you look like Captain Crunch!

Pa Grape:
Huh? No I don't!

Mr. Lunt:
Do too!

Pa Grape:
Do not!

Mr. Lunt:
You're making me hungry.

Pa Grape:
That's it! You're walking the plank!

Mr. Lunt:
Says who?

Pa Grape:
Says the captain, that's who!

Mr. Lunt:
Oh yeah? Aye-aye, Captain Crunch! Hehehehe!

Pa Grape:
Arrrrrrrgh!

Mr. Lunt:
Yikes!

Movie: Waiting for Guffman(1996)

Dr. Allan Pearl:
[singing] Nothing ever happens on Mars/No sports or entertainment/No swinging bars/You stand around/You stand some more/On a planet named for the Roman god of war.

Movie: Quinceañera(2006)

Herman:
My sperm must be pretty strong swimmers, huh?

Movie: Oscar(1991)

Aldo:
Lemme me show you tha door;

[shouts]

Aldo:
There's tha door!

Movie: Ulzana's Raid(1972)

McIntosh:
These horses they're after... you keep 'em tucked away safe. And if the worse comes to it - shoot them.

Sergeant:
Shoot them?

McIntosh:
Shoot them!

Sergeant:
The army don't take very kindly to sergeants shooting their horses.

McIntosh:
Maybe so, but they'll take it a lot less kindly then seven Apache bucks riding 'em off.

Today's Movie News

Please do not fondle the fish - Everett Herald

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:58:00 GMT
They take their fish seriously in Japan. Tokyo's biggest seafood market banned visitors for a time after a drunken British tourist -- is there any other kind of British tourist ...

Quotation from the Movie “Dang bu zhu de feng qing”

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:26:00 +0000
Fred:
I can’t believe it. You shot my dickie!

Quotes for Today

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Today's Quotes:

Movie: Gallagher: We Need a Hero (V)(1993)

Gallagher:
When the beer companies say 'know when to say when'... you don't ask a drunk to know when to say when! Why don't *you* guys say when to say when? *You're* the experts on beer! You're too drunk to drive when you can't carry a drink with you to the car.

Movie: I Am Dina(2002)

Dina:
[last words in the international version] Leo. You came back.

Leo Zhukovsky:
Try to rest...

Dina:
Are you going to stay?

Leo Zhukovsky:
I'm always going to be leaving you, Dina, but I will always come back.

Movie: The Abyss(1989)

Lindsey Brigman:
I know how alone you feel... alone in all that cold blackness... but I'm there in the dark with you. Oh Bud you're not alone... You remember that time - you were pretty drunk, you probably don't remember - but the power went out in that little apartment we had on Orange Street? We were staring at that one little candle, and I, I said something really dumb like, that candle was me, and like every one of us is out there alone in the dark in this life... and you just, you just lit up another candle and you put it beside mine and said "No! See, that's me. That's me"... and we stared at the two candles, and then... well, if you remember any of this, I'm sure you remember the next part. But there *are* two candles in the dark. I'm with you. I'll always be with you Bud, I promise that.

Movie: Accattone(1961)

Stella:
What do they do?

Vittorio "Accattone" Cataldi:
What all other women do.

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)

Jason Nesmith:
I'm not the commander!

Sarris:
What did you say?

Jason Nesmith:
I said I'm not the commander.

Sarris:
Explain.

Movie: The Unbearable Whiteness of Dean(1995)

Dean Patterson:
Don't you think I'd still take government service and photolab training over death by lethal injection?

Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)

Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...

Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)

Lewis Prothero:
England Prevails!

Movie: Adaptation.(2002)

Susan Orlean:
There are too many ideas and too many people. And too many directions to go. I was starting to believe that the reason it matters to care passionately about something, is that is whittles the world down to a more manageable size.

Latest Movie News

Not-so-silent movies - Tacoma News Tribune

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:26:00 GMT
Most people know Charlie Chaplin as the legendary comic actor and director of silent and sound films. Not so many, though, know of him as a composer – yet at the next Northwest ...

“Tadpole” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:47:00 +0000
Daphne Tisch:
You’re like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it’s not a bad body!

Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

Diane:
Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

Diane:
Oscar and I… are lovers.

Eve:
What?

Oscar:
What? Are you drunk?

...]

Please do not fondle the fish - Everett Herald

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 07:58:00 GMT
They take their fish seriously in Japan. Tokyo's biggest seafood market banned visitors for a time after a drunken British tourist -- is there any other kind of British tourist ...

Great Quotes

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Quotes:

Movie: Half Baked(1998)

Detective:
Hey! You paying attention?

Brian:
No.

Movie: Oscar(1991)

Snaps:
Whadda day! Both my girls are getting married!

Sophia:
[looks at Snaps suspiciously] What do you mean, both?

Snaps:
[embraces her, indicates Theresa] Sophia, my wife, meet Theresa, my daughter.

Sophia:
If she's your daughter, who's her mother?

Roxanne:
I am.

Sophia:
[shouts] You had a child with the new maid?

Movie: Unknown World(1951)

Dr. Jeremiah Morley:
I believe that humanity can escape annihilation, can find a temporary haven, a promise of hope that, come what may, life can be sustained deep within the Earth itself. Far below the Earth we shall seek a natural, a geologic shelter. We have a team ready for the effort. All we lack are funds.

Movie: Da Kath & Kim Code (TV)(2005)

Sharon Strzelecki:
I'm getting married!

Kim Day Craig:
What? Married? Are you doing this to spite me?

Movie: U Turn(1997)

Bobby:
And a waitress named Flo.

Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)

Madonna:
[makeup artist is trying to apply makeup to Madonna's lips during a tirade] Do something else! Do my eyebrows!

Latest Movie News

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“Tadpole” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:47:00 +0000
Daphne Tisch:
You’re like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it’s not a bad body!

Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

Diane:
Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

Diane:
Oscar and I… are lovers.

Eve:
What?

Oscar:
What? Are you drunk?

...]

Movie Quotation: I Can Do Bad All by Myself

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:05:00 +0000
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
Can’t take my car, the helicopters got my license number, I gotta stay hid out.

Mable "Madea" Simmons:
to Keisha who’s 14 and pregnant] I told you to lock down on a boy, clink clink. But it’s allright, you gonna pay for having that baby every day of your life, you’re gonna finish school, you’re ...]

Lines from Movies Update

2009-01-27T03:01:00.001-08:00

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Uptown Girls(2003)

Molly Gunn:
Rise and shine, Ophelia.

Movie: The Tall T(1957)

Pat Brennan:
You got a fine boy there, Hank. He knows his stock. He'll make a first rate station man one day.

Hank Parker:
Not if I can help it, he won't. Ain't a fit life bein' stuck out in the middle of nowhere, all by yourself, knowin' nobody but stage drivers and shotguns. Ain't no fit life at all.

Pat Brennan:
Always thought you were happy at it.

Hank Parker:
Well...

Pat Brennan:
[excepts a gourdful of water from Hank] Thanks.

Hank Parker:
...I was. When Jeff's mother was alive, I was. Alone, it's different. My retire time comes up next fall and I'm gonna take it. A man shouldn't oughta be stuck off by hisself in this kind of country, Pat. It ain't natural!

Pat Brennan:
You wouldn't be half meanin' me by that, would ya, Hank?

Hank Parker:
Well, come to think of it, I guess I do. Ain't right your workin' that spread of yours all alone.

Pat Brennan:
Can't afford to hire hands - not yet, anyway. Still a lot of building to do, fences to run and such. But if I get to lonely, Hank, I can always talk to my stock!

Hank Parker:
Well, when they start talkin' back to ya, just remember what I told ya.

Movie: Quest for Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness (VG)(1994)

Katrina:
You're alive! Only one person has ever walked from that cave before!

Movie: G.O.R.A.(2004)

Arif:
Do you wanna listen to music?

Old Villager:
Okay, but I don't wanna listen to foreign music! They swear at my mother!

Arif:
Wooooow! Your mom is alive? How old is she?

Old Villager:
She is 93.

Arif:
But she is very old... Don't worry, this is a new band. They cannot know your mom!

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Latest greatest Movie Quotes

2009-01-27T02:40:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)

Doc:
Marty, you're going to have to do something about those clothes. You walk around town dressed like that, you're liable to get shot.

Marty McFly:
Or hanged.

Doc:
What idiot dressed you in that outfit?

Marty McFly:
You did.

Movie: Key Witness(1960)

Magician:
Who's on top?

Ruby:
Until Cowboy gets back, I'm driving the car.

Movie: Office Space(1991)

Peter Gibbons:
So you guys are gonna fire Mike and Samir, and you're gonna give *me* more money?

Bob Porter:
[nods] Uh-huh.

Peter Gibbons:
Wow.

Movie: Jackass: The Movie(2002)

Steve-O:
You know it's when like your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed" You know that hurt so much more.

[Laughing]

Movie: T2 3-D: Battle Across Time(1996)

The Terminator:
Let's bust a move.

Latest Movie News

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Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:48:00 GMT
MAKE the most of summer and enjoy a good movie and a beautiful night out at Kings Park. The films are aired on the lawns of Synergy Parklands at Kings Park and Botanic Gardens ...

TV 2.0: Not all web TV created equal - Daily Star

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 08:05:00 GMT
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Movies streaming goes high-def - Baltimore Sun

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 05:49:00 GMT
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Latest Quotations

2009-01-27T02:38:00.001-08:00

Check out these Quotations:

Movie: The Other(1972)

Ada:
Niles, where is the baby?

Niles Perry:
Holland's got the baby. He put the pain pills in your tea. He's bad. He'll never go to heaven!

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)

Tommy Webber:
You were holding it upside down

Sir Alexander Dane:
Shut up.

Movie: Halloween Treat (V)(1982)

Magic Mirror:
The villain, he's the guy who does his best to give you his worst. The one who gives the hero a chance to be brave. How brave do you think David would be without Goliath? Or Jonah without the whale? Were would Sampson be without Delilah?

Movie: Bachelor Party(1984)

[on Mr. Nicholas' "size"]

Rick Gassko:
Personally, I was impressed when they opened the World Trade Center, but this, this is a piece of work.

Movie: UHF(1989)

Stanley Spadowski:
Hi, George. Well, uh, I'm finished with the T.V. show. Uh, what do you want me to do now?

George Newman:
Did you have a good time in there, Stanley?

Stanley Spadowski:
Yeah! Oh, boy, it was fun!

George Newman:
Great! How would you like to do it every day?

Stanley Spadowski:
Yeah! That would be neat... Oh, wait a minute - do I still get to be the janitor?

Movie: Dancing at the Blue Iguana(2000)

Jo:
You think you'r the only person with reproductive organs. I'm gonna have this fucking baby. I'm gonna have this baby and my baby is gonna sell drugs to your baby on the playground. Do you know that. You fucking bitch.

Movie: Mahou sentai Magirenjâ vs Dekaranger(2006)

[after crashing into a pile of garbage, Kai sees Ban in his battlized armor]

Kai Ozu:
Who is this idiot? You're in the way. Move!

Movie: Nadia (TV)(1984)

Nicholae Vieru:
Congratulations.

Bela Karolyi:
[packing a kit bag, not looking up] Thank you. It's so great to finally beat the national team.

[looks up]

Nicholae Vieru:
Hello Bela.

Bela Karolyi:
Nicholae.

Nicholae Vieru:
Any new Nadias on the team?

Bela Karolyi:
There will never be another Nadia and even if I had one I wouldn't tell you.

Nicholae Vieru:
Tell me about Emilia Eberle.

Bela Karolyi:
Emilia. Yes. You just saw her.

Nicholae Vieru:
Impressive.

Bela Karolyi:
She will win another gold before the evening is over.

Nicholae Vieru:
How old?

Bela Karolyi:
12. The whole team is 12. They're harder to *steal* when they're 12.

Movie: Undercover Brother(2002)

[to Undercover Brother]

Smart Brother:
If you're going to fit in to white America, you're gonna have to learn to like MAYONNAISE!

Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)

Rick Leland:
It'll probably end up with Captain Higoto marrying us on the boat.

Alberta Marlow:
Oh, no! I want a church wedding and a groom who's got more than two suits.

Movie: Unfaithful(2002)

Paul:
Your eyes are amazing do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.

Movie: Up the Academy(1980)

Ververgaert:
Do you wet your bed?

Chooch:
No, I generally just piss over the side.

Today's Movie News

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Sat, 24 Jan 2009 22:27:00 GMT
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Movie Quotation: I Can Do Bad All by Myself

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 15:05:00 +0000
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
Can’t take my car, the helicopters got my license number, I gotta stay hid out.

Mable "Madea" Simmons:
to Keisha who’s 14 and pregnant] I told you to lock down on a boy, clink clink. But it’s allright, you gonna pay for having that baby every day of your life, you’re gonna finish school, you’re ...]

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Quotation from the Movie “Dang bu zhu de feng qing”

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 03:26:00 +0000
Fred:
I can’t believe it. You shot my dickie!

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Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:05:00 GMT
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Today's Movie Quotations

2009-01-26T23:55:00.001-08:00

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Gallipoli(1981)

Major Barton:
What your telling me sir and correct me if I'm wrong, is that the infantry attack on Lone Pine, and our Light Horse attack on the Nek are diversions.

Col. Robinson:
Oh not just diversions Major, vital important diversions. Tonight, 25,000 British troops will land here at Suvla Bay. Our attacks are to draw the Turks down on us so the British can get ashore. Sorry I didn't tell you this before, secrecy is vital.

Major Barton:
But sir, the Nek is a fortress. Protected by at least five machine guns at point-blank range.

Col. Robinson:
Yeah, we've considered that Barton. We're gonna hit their trenches with the heaviest barrage of the campaign just before your men go over the top.

Artillery Officer:
By the time we've finished, there won't be a Turk within miles.

Col. Robinson:
The Turks can keep us pinned down at ANZAC forever. This new British landing is our only hope. We must do what we can to make it succeed. Because of it does succeed, we'll have Constantinople with a week, and knock Turkey out of the war.

Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)

Sheena Fujibayashi:
It looks like I have an strong afinity for falling down holes.

Movie: Dalkomhan insaeng(2005)

Mu-sung:
Apologize, then nothing will happen. "I. Was. Wrong." Three little words. If you say those three words, nothing horrible will happen. "I. Was. Wrong." Just three words.

Sun-woo:
Fuck. Off. Asshole.

Movie: Hak hap(1996)

Michael:
I like it here, it's quiet. Nobody ever bothers a librarian.

Movie: Van Wilder(2002)

Van Wilder:
It's a date.

Gwen:
It's an interview.

Van Wilder:
First dates are interviews.

Movie: Orange County(2002)

Lance:
You banged mom?

Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)

Daryl:
You gotta be shittin me.

Chris:
Watch your mouth!

Daryl:
Watch my mouth? You gotta be shittin me!

Movie: Dark Passage(1947)

Baker:
I learned some things that even I never knew before.

Movie: Magical Mystery Tour (TV)(1967)

Mrs. Starkey, Ringo's Auntie:
Now shut up!

Richard Starkey:
Shut up- to me? I've had enough of it! I can't stand it any more! I'm gettin' off! Off!

Mrs. Starkey, Ringo's Auntie:
Don't get historical!

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Slumdog Millionaire, 30 Rock and The Dark Knight triumph at SAGs - Scoop

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When advertising isn’t publicity - Reseller

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:35:00 GMT
In your own industry you tend to take for granted the level of understanding ‘outsiders’ have of the terms you use every day. While IT is renowned for its use of ...

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Mon, 26 Jan 2009 22:11:00 GMT
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Movie Quotations Update

2009-01-26T23:10:00.003-08:00

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)

Russell:
Wait a minute! I know how to get up there. We'll use Cornelius' Flapper-Wing-A-Ma-Thing.

Edgar:
Russell, good thinking! We'll FLY to the top of the cliff!

Willy:
You don't really mean "fly"?

Waggs:
You heard 'em, Willy. They'll flap their little paws & fly like birdies.

[laughing]

Movie: Face/Off(1997)

Dr. Eve Archer:
Happy Birthday, Mikey. He took our baby, Sean. He took our little boy.

Movie: Jacob Two Two Meets the Hooded Fang(1999)

Mr. Fish:
[introducing the Hooded Fang] It is my pleasure... to introduce a man... did I say a man? I meant a low-down rat!

Movie: Babylon 5: In the Beginning (TV)(1998)

President:
Are we on? This is... this is the President. I have just been informed that the midrange military bases at Beta Durani and Proxima 3 have fallen to the Minbari advance. We have lost contact with Io and must presume they have fallen to an advance force. Intelligence believes the Minbari intend to bypass Mars and hit Earth directly. They say the attack could come at any time. We have... we have continued to broadcast our surrender and a plea for mercy. They have not responded. We can only conclude that we stand at the twilight of the human race. To buy time for more evacuation transports to leave Earth, we ask for the support of every ship capable of fighting to take part in a last defense of our home world. We will not lie to you: survival is not a possibility. Those who enter the battle will never come back. But for every ten minutes we can delay the enemy advance, several hundred more civilians may be able to escape to neutral territory. Though Earth may fall, the human race must have a chance to continue elsewhere. No greater sacrifice has ever been asked of a people. But I ask you now to step forward one last time, one last battle to hold the line against the night. God go with you all.

Movie: Ohayô(1959)

Isamu:
A mess, isn't it?

Minoru:
Fun, isn't it?

Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)

[Finch looks out his window on the morning of November 4]

Finch:
Tonight's your big night. Are you ready for it?... Are we ready for it?

Movie: Magnolia(1999)

Narrator:
In the New York Herald, November 26, year 1911, there is an account of the hanging of three men. They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey; Husband, Father, Pharmacist and all around gentle-man resident of: Greenberry Hill, London. He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery. They were identified as: Joseph Green, Stanley Berry, and Daniel Hill. Green, Berry, Hill. And I Would Like To Think This was Only A Matter Of Chance. As reported in the Reno Gazzette, June of 1983 there is the story of a fire, the water that it took to contain the fire, and a scuba diver named Delmer Darion. Employee of the Peppermill Hotel and Casino, Reno, Nevada. Engaged as a blackjack dealer. Well liked and well regarded as a physical, recreational and sporting sort, Delmer's true passion was for the lake. As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack somewhere between the lake and the tree. A most curious side note is the suicide the next day of Craig Hansen. Volunteer firefighter, estranged father of four and a poor tendency to drink. Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane that quite accidentally lifted Delmer Darion out of the water. Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life met before with Delmer Darion just two nights previous. The weight of the guilt and the measure of coincidence so large, Craig Hansen took his life. And I Am Trying To Think This Was All Only A Matter Of Chance. The tale told at a 1961 awards dinner for the American Association Of Forensic Science by Dr. Donald Harper, president of the association, began with a simple suicide attempt. Seventeen year old Sydney Barringer. In the city of Los Angeles on March 23, 1958. The coroner ruled that the unsuccessful suicide had suddenly become a successful homicide. To explain: The suicide was confirmed by a note, left in the breast pocket of Sydney Barringer. At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge of this nine story building, an argument swelled three stories below. The neighbors heard, as they usually did, the arguing of the tenants and it was not uncommon for them to threaten each other with a shotgun, or one of the many handguns kept in the house. And when the shotgun accidentaly went off, Sydney just happend to pass. Added to this, the two tenants turned out to be: Fay and Arthur Barringer. Sydney's mother and Sydney's father. When confronted with the charge, which took some figuring out for the officers on the scene of the crime, Fay Barringer swore that she did not know that the gun was loaded. A young boy who lived in the building, sometimes a visitor and friend to Sydney Barringer said that he had seen, six days prior the loading of the shotgun. It seems that the arguing and the fighting and all of the violence was far too much for Sydney Barringer and knowing his mother and father's tendency to fight, he decided to do something. Sydney Barringer jumps from the ninth floor rooftop. His parents argue three stories below. Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach as he passes the arguing sixth floor window. He is killed instantly but continues to fall, only to find, three stories below, a safety net installed three days prior for a set of window washers that would have broken his fall and saved his life if not for the hole in his stomach. So Fay Barringer was charged with the murder of her son and Sydney Barringer noted as an accomplice in his own death. And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just "Something That Happened." This cannot be "One of those things...” This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can't. This Was Not Just A Matter Of Chance. Ohhhh. These strange things happen all the time.

Movie: Making of 'Jackass: The Movie' (TV)(2002)

Preston Lacy:
Only a true dork wears three pairs of underwear to keep from getting de-pants by a midget.

Movie: Oblivion(1994)

Doc Valentine:
I want booze! Now!

Movie: D.O.A.(1950)

Frank Bigelow:
Who's the blonde?

Eddie:
Oh she's one of the chicks that hang around here, she's jive crazy.

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“I Can Do Bad All by Myself” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 11:30:00 +0000
Leroy Brown:
to Madea, after he found his dog dead] Madea, you better be glad that I’m saved or I would just stab you in your heart!

Mable "Madea" Simmons:
Madea goes upstairs and comes back down with her purse full of guns] Come on stab me! I want you to stab me! Come on and stab me!

Maylee:
I ...]

Library to start movie program - Delphos Herald

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:21:00 GMT
Starting at 1:30 p.m. on Feb. 7, the Delphos Public Library will hold a children’s program called “They Were Good Books First,” where a series of PG movies will be played for ...

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More Lines from Movies

2009-01-26T23:10:00.001-08:00

Lines from Movies:

Movie: Oily Hare(1952)

Bugs Bunny:
[singing to the tune of "Home on the Range"] Oh, give me a home / Where da billionaires roam / An' de oil and da cattlemen play / Wit dere gushin' oil wells / An' super hotels / An' count up dere money all day / An' dat ain't hay.

Movie: Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss (TV)(1988)

Ralph's Mother:
[in a high pitched voice] Boys! Come on, breakfast is ready!

[radio shorts out and breaks]

Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)

[Chanice is listening to an answering machine message from Buck]

Buck:
I think about those two little dimples on your buns. Hahaha.

Chanice Kobolowski:
Dimples!

Buck:
What do we call them? One... one was on the right, 'was Lyndon and left was...

Chanice Kobolowski:
It's Johnson.

Buck:
Johnson.

[Chanice laughs]

Buck:
And then there was your boobs we did. Now, your boobs were Minnie and Mickey, I remember that because of Disneyworld. And Felix! Felix is what we called your...

[cut to the next scene, where a cat meows loudly]

Movie: Adventures in Babysitting(1987)

[Brenda has been at the bus station downtown for so long, she's starving. She tentatively approaches a hot dog vendor]

Brenda:
Uh, those are hot dogs, right?

Hot Dog Vendor:
Yeah, want one?

Brenda:
Mmm, yeah I'd love one.

Hot Dog Vendor:
That'll be two bucks.

Hot Dog Vendor:
[Brenda hands him a check, he stares incredulously] A check?

Brenda:
Yeah, but it's a good check. See, Chris' mom wrote it to Chris 'cause Chris bought her something, I can't remember what. Then I bought Chris some press-on nails, I gave Chris the difference, and she wrote the check over to me. So I'll write the check over to you, you keep the difference, and I'll take the hot dog. So, you got a pen?

Hot Dog Vendor:
Get outta here!

Brenda:
Wait! I'm starving, you'd rather throw it away than give it to me?

Hot Dog Vendor:
I work on a cash-only basis.

Brenda:
But it's a perfectly good check!

Hot Dog Vendor:
No! I'll make it very clear. you slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the wiener.

Brenda:
But I don't have any cash!

Hot Dog Vendor:
Then I don't have a wiener!

Movie: Van Wilder(2002)

Taj:
Is that all you people think about? Getting fucked up?

Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)

Doc:
Clara! Climb out here to me!

Clara Clayton:
I don't know if i can...

Doc:
You can do it, just don't look down!

[Clara looks down at the churning wheels]

Doc:
That's it!

[Clara climbs over the cab and steps her high-heeled boots onto the train's thin, precarious ledge]

Marty McFly:
[Into walkie talkie] Sixty miles an hour doc!

Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)

Remy Jean:
I could run them over.

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

George McFly:
Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

Movie: Dangerous Liaisons(1988)

Marquise de Merteuil:
You'll find the shame is like the pain, you only feel it once.

Movie: Hail the Conquering Hero(1944)

Singer:
I got to have cooperation. I sing for him in seven flats. And he

[indicating bandleader]

Singer:
won't play it in seven flats.

American Legion Bandleader:
We don't know how to play in seven flats. We're not musicians.

Singer:
You don't have to tell me.

Movie: Half Baked(1998)

Kenny:
I love horses.

Cop:
I love horses.

Kenny:
I love Butterstuff.

Cop:
Buttercup!

Kenny:
Butternuts!

Cop:
BUTTERCUP!

Kenny:
Cup!

Latest Movie News

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Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:05:00 GMT
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“Tadpole” Quotation

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:47:00 +0000
Daphne Tisch:
You’re like a forty year old trapped inside a fifteen year olds body. I mean, it’s not a bad body!

Oscar:
Hey Jimmy.

Jimmy:
Hi Tadpole. Back for Thanksgiving?

Oscar:
That’s right.

Jimmy:
What happened to your hair?

Oscar:
I combed it.

Jimmy:
Oh. I don’t like it.

Diane:
Oscar and I…

Oscar:
Both speak French!

Diane:
Oscar and I… are lovers.

Eve:
What?

Oscar:
What? Are you drunk?

...]

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Latest greatest Quotes

2009-01-26T23:09:00.001-08:00

Give me Quotes now!

Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)

Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.

Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)

Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.

Movie: The Eagle Has Landed(1976)

Corpral Kuniski:
Hello Grandfather!

Laker Armsby (standing in a grave):
Foreigners?

Corpral Kuniski:
Polish. Corpral Kuniski.

Laker Armsby:
Kuniski? Well, that's not your fault, son, is it?

Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)

Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!

Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)

[last lines]

Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?

Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)

Phineas:
Is there a ray of hope?

Wrens:
[in unison] A ray of hope?

Edgar:
[imitating Phineas] Yes, there is a ray of hope! Brothers & sisters, we can SAVE Bosworth!

Wrens:
HALLELUJAH!

Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)

Neely O'Hara:
[catching her husband in the pool with a girl] Having fun, kiddies? Don't mind me. Go right ahead! I'll watch.

[girl runs away, naked, into the house]

Neely O'Hara:
You'd better run, you little tramp. How dare you contaminate my pool! Here.

[emptiesl bottle of alcohol into the pool]

Neely O'Hara:
Maybe this will disinfect it.

Movie: The Taking of Pelham One Two Three(1974)

Hooker:
Listen, you little prick. Twenty bucks wouldn't buy you a good night kiss.

Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)

343 Guilty Spark:
I am a genius. Hee hee hee!

Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)

Sheriff Carl Tippett:
What's the point of sleeping with you if it doesn't get your attention?

Movie: Keskpäevane praam(1967)

Boy:
Behind a smashed face, there's always the fear.

Today's Movie News

Take the long way home - Johnson City Press

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:45:00 GMT
It’s good to be Mickey Rourke these days. A year ago, nobody in Hollywood would’ve bet on that happening. Yet Rourke is riding high again with a Golden Globe and his first ...

Take the long way home - Johnson City Press

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 01:45:00 GMT
It’s good to be Mickey Rourke these days. A year ago, nobody in Hollywood would’ve bet on that happening. Yet Rourke is riding high again with a Golden Globe and his first ...

Latest greatest Movie Quotes

2009-01-22T19:13:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Key Witness(1960)

Magician:
Who's on top?

Ruby:
Until Cowboy gets back, I'm driving the car.

Movie: Main Khiladi Tu Anari(1994)

Dhansukh:
I have put the carpet on which Deepak is standing.

Movie: The Osterman Weekend(1983)

[the Motorcycle Cop pulls Osterman over]

Bernard Osterman:
What's the trouble?

Motorcycle Cop:
Can I see your license, please?

Bernard Osterman:
Yeah, I wasn't speeding though. I've given that up. You know I've cut, I've cut way back on speeding. I've cut, cut it way down.

Motorcycle Cop:
Yeah I thought that was you, you write for TV, don't ya?

Bernard Osterman:
Yeah that's me. Yeah I'm, I'm on my way to catch a plane though, right.

Motorcycle Cop:
Oh, don't worry, you'll make it. I like your stuff, Mister Osterman. Only sometimes I think you tend to be a little strident, ya know.

Bernard Osterman:
Strident? Are you giving me a ticket for strident writing are you? That means the death penalty for Beverly Hills parking violations is coming back too, huh?

Motorcycle Cop:
[smiles] Have a nice day.

Bernard Osterman:
Yeah.

Movie: The Pagemaster(1994)

Adventure:
How would you like to curl up with a good book?

[Fantasy wallops him]

Adventure:
Ow, me binding!

Fantasy:
In your dreams!

Movie: Daitozoku(1963)

Sobei:
Earlier you smiled at me.

Sukezaemon Naya, alias 'Luzon':
Oh, it was a mistake.

Sobei:
A mistake?

Sukezaemon Naya, alias 'Luzon':
Yes, uh, I only thought you were the princess.

Sobei:
Hmph.

Today's Movie News

Oscar voters fail to make Clint Eastwood's day - Reuters UK

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:57:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Clint Eastwood just made one of the biggest movies of his career, but Oscar voters kicked the tires of "Gran Torino" and drove off in other vehicles. The drama which Eastwood directed, produced and starred in -- as well as co ...

'Button,' 'Slumdog' top Oscar nominees - Pittsburgh Tribune Review

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:41:00 GMT
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. -- "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" is the Academy Awards heavyweight with 13 nominations, yet the shadow of Batman loomed large with the absence of "The Dark Knight" in the best-picture race. An epic romance that earned a ...

Court Lifts Restriction on Sexual Movies - Digital Chosunilbo

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:03:00 GMT
The taboo surrounding sexual content in films is to be lifted as the Supreme Court and the Constitutional Court recently ruled that the "restricted screening" rating -- a powerful tool for film censorship -- unconstitutional. The Supreme Court ruled ...

Mike Myers & Paris Hilton 'Gets Razzed' & Full List Of Razzie Nominees - Post Chronicle

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:18:00 GMT
Mike Myers' movie 'The Love Guru' has been nominated for seven Razzie awards. The 2008 movie is up for Worst Picture at the spoof awards – full title the Golden Raspberry Awards, which gives prizes to the worst films of the year – while the 47 ...

Latest greatest Quotations

2009-01-22T06:56:00.000-08:00

Today's Quotations:

Movie: The Quick Gun(1964)

Tom Morrison:
You make thim draw first. You understand that? I want him dead legal.

Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)

Evey Hammond:
I can't stay here.

V:
I know. Well, you won't find any more locked doors here.

Movie: Damn Yankees!(1958)

Reporter:
Do you think Washington will win the pennant?

Gloria Thorpe:
Yeah, when I swim the Channel.

Movie: Unstrung Heroes(1995)

Sandy Lidz:
I can't eat these.

Amelia:
Why not?

Sandy Lidz:
They look like doodie cakes.

Movie: Halo (VG)(2001)

Sgt. Johnson:
When we meet the enemy, we will rip their skulls from their spine, and toss 'em away, laughin'!

Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)

Lucy:
[feigning pain] I just... I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.

Ninotchka:
Are you blowing me?

Lucy:
What?

Ninotchka:
Off. Are you blowing me off?

Latest Movie News

Quotation from the Movie “Uncommon Women… and Others”

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:49:00 +0000
Muffet DiNicola:
It’s debilitating constantly seeing your worth in terms of someone else.

Forest Whitaker to present SAG Life Achievement Award to James Earl ... - Los Angeles Times Blogs

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 23:58:00 GMT
Oscar and Screen Actors Guild Award winner Forest Whitaker ( " The Last King of Scotland") is scheduled to present SAG's 45th Life Achievement Award to veteran actor James Earl Jones during the guild's 15th annual awards Sunday evening. SAG is ...

Disney Movies - Mickey News

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 05:19:00 GMT
Read some of the greatest articles about Disney. Tips for your next visit, news from the inside and much more. Don’t plan your next trip to Disneyland without Mickey News Travel. You can get great prices on Disneyland tickets and hotel ...

“Haggard: The Movie” Quotation

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 07:49:00 +0000
Officer:
Hellboy?

Ryan Dunn:
Picture a guy named Hellboy… and that’s what he looks like.

Beth:
I think those are the most innovative people I’ve ever seen.

Valo:
Are you kidding me? I think that’s the most asinine sh*t I’ve ever seen apart from that ghetto ass f*ck machine!

Valo:
Valo’s voicemail message] Yeah, I figured it’d be you, that’s why I didn’t answer ...]

More Quotes

2009-01-21T03:19:00.000-08:00

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)

Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

Dr. Emmett Brown:
[reads the "Save the Clock Tower" flyer and reacts with hope] This is it! This is the answer. It says here... that a bolt of lightning is going to strike the clock tower at precisely 10:04pm, next Saturday night! If we can somehow... *harness* this lightning... *channel* it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work. Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!

Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)

The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

Daniel:
Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?

Miyagi:
Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.

Daniel:
Ever catch one?

Miyagi:
Not yet.

Today's Movie News

'Lost in Space' actor Bob May dies at 69 in Calif. - Orange Leader

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:06:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES (AP) — Bob May, who donned The Robot's suit in the hit 1960s television show "Lost in Space," has died. He was 69. May died Sunday of congestive heart failure at a hospital in Lancaster, said his daughter, Deborah May. He was a veteran ...

Weekend Box Office - Philadelphia Inquirer

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 07:58:00 GMT
Weeks Per Rank/Title/Studio Last Week Total Out Location 1. Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Sony) $39.2 mil. $39.2 mil. 1 $12,479 2. Gran Torino (Warner Bros.) 25.6 mil. 76.6 mil. 6 8,616 3. My Bloody Valentine (Lionsgate) 24.1 mil. 24.1 mil. 1 9,512 4 ...

Riccitiello: Creativity and profit go hand in hand - MCV

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:28:00 GMT
EA boss says there “is no inherent conflict” between good games and games that sell John Riccitiello, the boss of US publishing giant EA, is back on the quality bandwagon after telling The Academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences that the quest ...

Today's Movie Quotes

2009-01-21T03:13:00.001-08:00

Movie Quotes:

Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)

Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!

Movie: Galaxy Quest(1999)

Quellek:
Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane:
[disgusted] Just like mother used to make.

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?

Movie: Under Siege(1992)

Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.

Movie: Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis(2006)

Andy Warhol:
[speaking of Jack Smith] The only person I would ever copy. He's just so terrific, and I think he makes the best movies.

Today's Movie News

Sting performs, promotes at Sundance Film Festival - Times Herald-Record

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:01:00 GMT
Sting drew cheers with an impromptu jam session at the Sundance Film Festival, but his real purpose was to bring attention to a film dealing with the singer's other passion: rainforest preservation. Joe Berlinger's "Crude" traces 15 years of a class ...

Weekend Box Office - Philadelphia Inquirer

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 07:58:00 GMT
Weeks Per Rank/Title/Studio Last Week Total Out Location 1. Paul Blart: Mall Cop (Sony) $39.2 mil. $39.2 mil. 1 $12,479 2. Gran Torino (Warner Bros.) 25.6 mil. 76.6 mil. 6 8,616 3. My Bloody Valentine (Lionsgate) 24.1 mil. 24.1 mil. 1 9,512 4 ...

Quotations for Today

2009-01-21T03:10:00.001-08:00

Give me Quotations now!

Movie: Van Helsing(2004)

Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.

Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?

Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)

Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.

Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)

Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...

Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)

Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.

Latest Movie News

Science-fiction movies make re-entry to Sundance festival - News.com.au

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 02:36:00 GMT
This year's festival includes three movies with sci-fi themes - not a huge percentage considering Sundance has 118 feature-length films, but significant considering there are usually none. "It never gets made in the independent arena," festival ...

Sting performs, promotes at Sundance Film Festival - Times Herald-Record

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:01:00 GMT
Sting drew cheers with an impromptu jam session at the Sundance Film Festival, but his real purpose was to bring attention to a film dealing with the singer's other passion: rainforest preservation. Joe Berlinger's "Crude" traces 15 years of a class ...

Oldham native D.W. Griffith talked about movies - Louisville Courier-Journal

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:31:00 GMT
The Oldham County History Center will open a D. W. Griffith Mini-Theatre with support from the Peyton Samuel Head Trust on Thursday, Jan. 22, which marks D. W. Griffith's birthday. He is a controversial figure because of the topics for some of his ...

Science-fiction movies make re-entry to Sundance festival - News.com.au

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 02:36:00 GMT
This year's festival includes three movies with sci-fi themes - not a huge percentage considering Sundance has 118 feature-length films, but significant considering there are usually none. "It never gets made in the independent arena," festival ...

Moviegoers applaud price - Digital Collegian

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:59:00 GMT
Lowering ticket prices to $1 boosted a movie theater's attendance and was appreciated by customers this weekend. Carmike Cinema 6, 501 Benner Pike, lowered its prices over the three-day weekend and began showing older, second-run movies, such as ...

Lines from Movies for Today

2009-01-20T03:05:00.001-08:00

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Ulzana's Raid(1972)

McIntosh:
Ke-Ni-Tay reckons that Horowitz shot the woman and then made a run for it with the boy. When they got his horse, he killed himself. Good man, that Horowitz.

Movie: Backdraft(1991)

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
You had to do it, didn't you? Had to be the big Mick Man, taking on the fire bare-handed instead of protecting your probe?

Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
I *had it* under control! He just wouldn't listen to me!

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
He's a *candidate*! YOUR RESPONSIBILITY! You shouldn't have had him up there in the *first place*!

[Steven walks away]

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
YOU BURNED HIM, STEVEN!

Lt. Steven McCaffrey:
FUCK YOU!

[keeps walking away]

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
Don't you walk away from me...

[Steven turns aroung and slugs Brian]

Firefighter Brian McCaffrey:
[Brian goes after Steven, resulting in a brawl]

Movie: Queen Kelly(1929)

Kitty Kelly, aka Queen Kelly:
[stunned to learn that Wolfram is engaged to the Queen] He's going... to marry... you?

Queen Regina V:
*I* am going to marry *HIM*!

Movie: The Madness of King George(1994)

George III:
Good evening, Mrs. King.

Queen Charlotte:
Good evening, Mr. King.

Movie: Dad's Army(1971)

Cpt. George Mainwaring:
I could have sworn that they would never break through the Maginot line.

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
Quite right sir, they didn't.

Cpt. George Mainwaring:
I thought now. I'm a pretty good judge of these matters you know Wilson.

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
They went round the side.

Cpt. George Mainwaring:
I see... they what!

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
They went round the side.

Cpt. George Mainwaring:
That's a typical shabby Nazi trick, you see the sort of people we're up against Wilson.

Sgt. Arthur Wilson:
Most unreliable sir.

Movie: Daffy Duck's Movie: Fantastic Island(1983)

Yosemite Sam:
Set'er down. Set'er down here!

[Taz drops the cannon, causing it to fire at Sam's face]

Yosemite Sam:
Ooh! I'll shiver his timbers and I'll baton his hatch and keel-haul his kuppers!

Movie: Dane Cook: Vicious Circle (TV)(2006)

Dane Cook:
And you know that family, every few months, for years, from time to time, whatever it is they're doing they would just stop, stop and look at each other and go... what the fuck did they take?

Movie: Undercover Blues(1993)

Muerte:
Hello. Do you know who this is?

Jeff Blue:
Well, you have a very sexy voice, but, hey, I'm a happily married man.

Muerte:
You gonna die, Blue. I gonna kill you.

Jeff Blue:
[laughing] Who is this again?

Muerte:
This is Muerte.

Jeff Blue:
Oh, hi, Morty.

Muerte:
No! No Morty! MUERTE! DEATH!

Jeff Blue:
Yeah, okay, death...

Muerte:
You gonna die, Blue.

Jeff Blue:
Look, Morty, it's late. What's the bottom line?

Muerte:
The bottom line is I gonna kill you.

Jeff Blue:
Look, Morty, don't call here again unless you want to have, like, a serious conversation, okay?

Movie: C.H.U.D.(1984)

Mrs. Monroe:
Cooper, you son of a bitch. I'm in jail. I only get one phone call. You think I wanna waste it talking to some goddamn fucking machine?

Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)

Logan:
The whole world's going to hell, you gonna just sit there?

Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)

Anise Tatlin:
Colonel, what's your secret for being so strong?

Jade Curtiss:
Simple. I drink people's blood.

Anise Tatlin:
Huh?

Jade Curtiss:
It's so difficult when people take me seriously.

Latest Movie News

Quotation from the 1948 Movie “Unfaithfully Yours”

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:59:00 +0000
August Henshler:
Too much temperament. Give me the simple viewpoint!

Barbara:
You’ve got it, boy, you don’t have to yearn for it.

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Man gets 17 years for receiving child porn - Daily Press

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:56:00 GMT
A James City County man was sentenced Friday to 17 years in federal prison for receiving child pornography, following a guilty plea on the charge in October. Glenn Kwiatowski, 31, was suspected in the September 2005 death of a friend, Stiegel "Danny ...

Tasmanian Devil

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:44:27 +0000
Many people have seen Looney Tunes’ Tasmanian Devil. The real animal, however, is a bit different. The animal is quite unique.
Tasmanian Devil
The Looney Tunes Tasmanian Devil is also named Taz. Davil May Hare, a cartoon short released in 1954, was its first appearance. He tries to eat Bugs Bunny but keeps getting embarrassed by the ...]

Quotation from the Movie “The Adventures of Baron Munchausen”

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 07:27:00 +0000
Horatio Jackson:
We can’t start escaping at a time like this. What would future generations think of us?

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Video games thrash movies and DVDs - Age

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:27:00 GMT
The video games industry is now double the size of the box office and more than 40 per cent larger than the movie disc industry in Australia, thanks to explosive growth in social games that allow the whole family to play. The Interactive ...

Great Movie Quotations

2009-01-20T03:04:00.003-08:00

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Dark Planet(1996)

[last lines]

Salera Elizabeth Hawke:
On June 4th, 2638, the starship Scilla landed on the Dark Planet. My name is Salera Elizabeth Hawke and I was born twelve months later.

Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)

Dex:
Steve is the prototypical cool American male. Y'know, I'm talking about Steve McGarrett, alright? Steve Austin, Steve McQueen. Y'know, he's the guy on his horse, the guy alone. He has his own code of honor, his own code of ethics, his own rules of living, man. He never, ever tries to impress the women but he always gets the girl.

Movie: Wagon Master(1950)

Travis Blue:
[of the indians] Near as I can figure out, he don't seem to like white menn.

Sandy:
Yeah, he say's we're all thieves.

Elder Wiggs:
Smarter then he looks!

[Sandy speaks Navajo, evidently translating what Elder Wiggs had just said]

Elder Wiggs:
Don't tell him that, you fool! Tell him we're Mormans!

[the Navajos speak in their native touge, mutterring "Mormany" repeatedly]

Elder Wiggs:
What'd he say?

Sandy:
Say's the Mormans are his brothers. Say's they ain't big thieves like most white men. Just little thieves.

Elder Wiggs:
Right complementery, ain't he?

Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)

Russ Tyler:
Hey yo, team U.S.A., what you gonna do today, a million jumpin' jacks?

Portman:
Man this kid's crazier than me. Just forget him!

[Jesse comes to the front]

Jesse:
Man I'm gettin' sick of you!

Russ Tyler:
And I'm gettin' sick of seein' the U.S.A. represented by a bunch of whining babies!

Jesse:
Well, too bad you can't back up that mouth!

Movie: Halloweentown (TV)(1998)

Sophie 'Soapy' Cromwell:
I wanna help you fight the bad thing!

Movie: Kelly's Heroes(1970)

Big Joe:
...There's no booze, there's no broads, there's no action!

Captain Maitland:
That's another thing - don't fool around with the women. Their husbands carry guns. And don't forget, the penalty for looting is death.

Big Joe:
Loot what? There's nothing here to loot!

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

[showing teenage Jake how to do the sign of the cross]

Movie: Across the Universe(2007)

[from trailer]

JoJo:
Music is the only thing that makes sense anymore... play it loud enough and it keeps the demons at bay.

Movie: Valley of the Dolls(1967)

Anne Welles:
Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.

Neely O'Hara:
They work faster.

Movie: The Dark Corner(1946)

Bradford Galt:
I can be framed easier than "Whistler's Mother".

Movie: Uncle Buck(1989)

Tia:
Uncle Buck?

Buck:
Yeah?

Tia:
Got a minute?

Buck:
I got lots of minutes.

Tia:
Now that everything's okay with my grandfather, I want to go out tomorrow night.

Buck:
You can go crazy after I leave. Until then, I'm not letting you out.

Tia:
You just can't find any way to be cool can you?

Buck:
You mean easy? No.

Tia:
I mean decent!

Buck:
You mean blind!

Tia:
Who are you trying to score points with? My parents? How many times have they had you over here since we moved? Try none until they went up shit creek and got stuck!

Buck:
Get used on your parent's time.

Today's Movie News

Mike Tyson, Joe Frazier Movies Knock Out Audiences at Sundance - Bloomberg

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:07:00 GMT
Jan. 20 (Bloomberg) -- Mike Tyson and Joe Frazier , former heavyweight boxing champions with crushing left hooks, are starring in hard-hitting documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival . James Toback ’s “Tyson” is a riveting first-person ...

TheStar.com | Entertainment | Hot Box: TV worth talking about - Toronto Star

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:18:00 GMT
New Stargate Opens: Justin Louis, David Blue, Brian J. Smith and Jamil Walker Smith are set to co-star opposite Robert Carlyle on Sci Fi Channel's new series Stargate Universe . The show follows a group of soldiers, scientists and civilians left to ...

Lines from Movies Update

2009-01-20T03:04:00.001-08:00

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Vacation(1983)

Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.

Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)

Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!

Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)

Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!

Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)

[last lines]

Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?

Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)

Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?

Movie: Darling(1965)

Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?

Movie: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory(1995)

Casey Ryback:
You think this is being shot? This ain't being shot.

Movie: Madame Bovary(1949)

Gustave Flaubert:
She had learned to be a woman for whom experience would always be a prison, and freedom would lie always beyond the horizon.

Movie: Easter Yeggs(1947)

Easter Rabbit:
But you can't quit now. You'll give the Easter Rabbit a bad name.

Bugs Bunny:
I already have a bad name for the Easter Rabbit.

Movie: Out Cold(2001)

Pigpen:
Here's what I don't get, alright, is you met this chick and you got freaky-deaky with her and then poof. She disappears. How's there a problem with that?

Today's Movie News

SEE ALL OF TODAY'S STORIES » - Newark Star-Ledger

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:29:00 GMT
"Working On a Dream" is Bruce Springsteen's "White Album." Like The Beatles' 1968 double album (officially titled "The Beatles"), it's full of surprises, covers an exceptionally broad range of musical styles, and is both deeply serious and ...

PARIS IS STAR OF DUMB-DANCE - New York Post

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 10:22:00 GMT
SUNDANCE has gone from being a classy Independent-film festival to a week full of D-listers making fools of themselves. Paris Hilton , who seems to have no interest at all in movies, is even being shunned by her sister. " Nicky can't stand Paris' new ...

Quotation from the Movie “Universal Soldier: The Return”

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:10:00 +0000
Trying to jump off building into garbage truck]

Romeo:
Capture Deveraux, minimal damage.

Jumps]

Romeo:
Truck moves]

Romeo:
Oh SHIT!

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10 best movies of 2008, part 3 - AZCentral.com

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 08:13:00 GMT
"WALL-E": So there's this clean-up robot, the last of its kind left on Earth, which as been abandoned by humans because we've polluted it. The robot falls in love with ANOTHER robot, and there's no real dialogue to speak of for the first half-hour or ...

India's animation sector moves up value chain - Zd Net Asia.com

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:36:00 GMT
INDIA--The animated films market is growing at a fast rate in India, where in the last one year alone, nearly 85 such shows were announced. 2008 saw the box office release of several animated movies in the country, such as Roadside Romeo ...

Lines from Movies Update

2009-01-19T23:17:00.001-08:00

Here are the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: Halloween(1978)

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
I have a feeling that you're way off on this.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
You have the wrong feeling.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
You're not doing very much to prove me wrong!

Dr. Sam Loomis:
What more do you need?

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
Well, it's going to take a lot more than fancy talk to keep me up all night crawling around these bushes.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
I- I- I watched him for fifteen years, sitting in a room, staring at a wall, not seeing the wall, looking past the wall - looking at this night, inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Sheriff. Now you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
More fancy talk.

Movie: Adaptation.(2002)

John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.

Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)

Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.

Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.

Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)

Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!

Movie: Our Lips Are Sealed(2000)

Maddie:
[in the WPP as Mormons] Attention! Attention everyone! We're part of the witness protection program!

Movie: Madagascar(2005)

Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!

Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)

Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.

Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)

Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!

Movie: October Sky(1999)

Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.

Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?

Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Half Baked

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:39:00 +0000
Enhancement Smoker:
You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill… on weed? Oh, there’s some crazy sh*t, man. There’s a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

Thurgood Jenkins:
You have smoked yourself retarded.

Scarface:
Yo I’m Cuban, B!

Samson Simpson:
Yes, Cuban B.

Samson Simpson:
I’m going to kill your little ...]

Movie Quotation: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 03:41:00 +0000
Baron Munchausen:
You do believe me, don’t you?

Sally:
I’m doing my best.

King of the Moon:
I’m sorry. You must refer to me by my complete title: King of Everything. Rei di Tutto - but you may call me Ray.

Baron Munchausen:
The Sultan is going to cut off my head.

Adolphus:
puzzled] And?

Baron Munchausen:
“And?”!

King of the Moon:
No, let me go! I’ve got ...]

“Half Baked” Quotation

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:07:00 +0000
Kenny:
to horse] Hey, girl! You hungry?

Overweight Woman:
walking by and overhears] f*ck you, nigga!

Kenny:
I’m sorry! I was talking to the horse.

Thurgood Jenkins:
You know I got some weed at work today, if y’all wanna try it out.

Scarface:
Nah, we don’t feel like smokin right now.

Thurgood Jenkins:
Me neither. So y’all wanna smoke?

Scarface:
I’ll get Billy Bong Thornton!

Brian:
No man. No Billy ...]

Movie Quotation: Half Baked

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:39:00 +0000
Enhancement Smoker:
You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill… on weed? Oh, there’s some crazy sh*t, man. There’s a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

Thurgood Jenkins:
You have smoked yourself retarded.

Scarface:
Yo I’m Cuban, B!

Samson Simpson:
Yes, Cuban B.

Samson Simpson:
I’m going to kill your little ...]

India's animation sector moves up value chain - Zd Net Asia.com

Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:36:00 GMT
INDIA--The animated films market is growing at a fast rate in India, where in the last one year alone, nearly 85 such shows were announced. 2008 saw the box office release of several animated movies in the country, such as Roadside Romeo ...

Today's Movie Quotations

2009-01-19T15:13:00.000-08:00

Straight to the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: Kate & Leopold(2001)

Kate:
I've been paying dues all of my life. And I'm tired, and I need a rest, and if I have to peddle a little pond scum to get one, then so be it.

Movie: VeggieTales: Dave and the Giant Pickle (V)(1996)

Goliath:
Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?

Dave:
I don't exactly know whatcha mean. But you are not a dog, you are a really big guy that wants to beat me up, and I come at you not with sticks, but in the name of the God of Israel, who this day will help me defeat you!

Goliath:
We will see who defeats who. Now we fight.

Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(1975)

Nurse Ratched:
If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.

[an inmate standing behind McMurphy smiles]

McMurphy:
Heh, *you'd* like it, wouldn't you?

[to Ratchet, regarding the pills]

McMurphy:
Here, give it to me.

Movie: Pandaemonium(2000)

William Wordsworth:
You can feed him with ideas and images but I go hungry.

Today's Movie News

2008: Most Rewatchable Movies - Blogcritics.org

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:28:00 GMT
See also: » 2008: Bottom Ten Movies » Sundance Day 4: 500 Days of Summer » DVD Review: Friday the 13th, The Series - Season 2 You may be asking yourself just what this category ...

Blockbuster to Offer Movies on Cell Phones - Mobiledia

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 12:39:00 GMT
Blockbuster plans to expand its digital reach by delivering movies over the Internet through a variety of electronic devices, including cell phones. The Dallas-based movie-rental ...

Movie Quotation: Half Baked

Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:39:00 +0000
Enhancement Smoker:
You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill… on weed? Oh, there’s some crazy sh*t, man. There’s a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

Thurgood Jenkins:
You have smoked yourself retarded.

Scarface:
Yo I’m Cuban, B!

Samson Simpson:
Yes, Cuban B.

Samson Simpson:
I’m going to kill your little ...]

Casablanca', Saturday Night Fever in 'Feel Good Movies' list - Daily News and Analysis

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 13:51:00 GMT
London: Casablanca , Saturday Night Fever and Pulp Fiction are in the list of 'feel good movies'. Casablanca (1942) is an American romantic drama film directed by Michael Curtiz ...

Lines from Movies Update

2009-01-19T11:44:00.000-08:00

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: Halloween III: Season of the Witch(1982)

Daniel Challis:
So, how have you been?

[pager goes off]

Daniel Challis:
I gotta take this.

Linda Challis:
Drinking and doctoring. Great combination.

Movie: Hairspray(1988)

Edna Turnblad:
No one is auditioning for anything in this house!

Tracy Turnblad:
But why not? Why not?

Edna Turnblad:
Dancing is not your future. One day, you're going to own Edna's Occidental Laundry.

Tracy Turnblad:
I don't want to be a laundress. I want to be famous.

Edna Turnblad:
If you want to be famous, learn how to take blood out of car upholstery. That's a move you can take right to the bank.

Movie: The Magus(1968)

Nicholas Urfe:
This thing, it's like being halfway through a book. You can't just throw it in the dustbin.

Anne:
So you throw me instead?

Nicholas Urfe:
I'm trying to be honest.

Anne:
Honest? It's just like in London. You haven't changed. I'll always be that French girl who slept around. A human boomerang. Throw her away and she'll always come back for another week of duty-free sex.

Nicholas Urfe:
That's below the belt!

Anne:
Your natural territory.

Movie: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers(1995)

Tommy Doyle:
I was only 8 years old when I saw him... but I was one of the lucky ones. I survived.

Today's Movie News

Sneak peeks: Summer movies - Newsday

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 17:54:00 GMT
It is never too early to start thinking about which movie studios will receive our money this summer. Above is an early look at some of the movies being released for the summer. (P.S. Click the button on the bottom right of the video screen to watch ...

TheStar.com | Movies | Opening the Doors on '60s rock band - Toronto Star

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:24:00 GMT
PARK CITY, Utah–The Doors members Ray Manzarek and Robby Krieger experienced more than tears watching the Sundance Film Festival world premiere of When You're Strange , Tom DiCillo's documentary of their fabled band. "I felt that I was having an ...

When did you first realize what directors do? - Chud.com

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:00:00 GMT
For me, as I was growing up watching movies I was oblivious to the differences between producer / director / etc. - as far as I was concerned they were all the same. I chose my movies based on actors and storyline, and couldn't care less who the ...

Bob May: Portrayed 'Lost in Space' robot - Chicago Tribune

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:45:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES — Bob May , who donned The Robot's suit in the hit 1960s television show "Lost in Space," has died. He was 69. Mr. May died Sunday of congestive heart failure at a hospital in Lancaster , said his daughter, Deborah May. He was a veteran ...

Today's Movie Quotes

2009-01-19T01:01:00.001-08:00

Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)

Dr. Donald Middleton:
That job needed us both, Boynton.

Sarah Boynton:
I wish you wouldn't call me that.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Why not?

Sarah Boynton:
Because I have a real name, you know. It's Sarah.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
All right, Sarah. Goodnight. Oh, and don't let me forget to fill out that report on the measles case tomorrow. Remind me in the morning, will you, Boynton?

Sarah Boynton:
Yes, Doctor.

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

Goldie Wilson:
[rushes up to George] Say! Why do you let those boys push you around like that for?

George McFly:
Well, they're bigger than me.

Goldie Wilson:
Stand tall, boy. Have some *respect* for yourself. Don't you know if you let people walk over you now, they'll be walking over you for the rest of your life! Look at me. You think I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in *this* slop house?

Lou:
Watch it, Goldie!

Goldie Wilson:
No, sir! I'm gonna *make* something of myself. I'm going to Night School. And one day I'm gonna *be* somebody!

Marty McFly:
That's right! He's gonna be mayor.

Goldie Wilson:
Yeah, I'm gonna...

[smiles, one of his front teeth is gold]

Goldie Wilson:
Mayor! Now *that's* a good idea! I can run for mayor.

Lou:
A colored mayor, *that'll* be the day.

Goldie Wilson:
You wait and see, Mr. Carruthers. I *will* be mayor! I'll be the most powerful man in Hill Valley. And I'm gonna clean up this town.

Lou:
Good. You can start by sweeping the floor.

[hands Goldie a broom]

Goldie Wilson:
[stands tall with a hand over his heart] Mayor Goldie Wilson. Like the *sound* of that.

[collects George's dishes]

Movie: ".hack//SIGN"(2002)

Silver Knight:
It is not easy, to act in the name of justice.

Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)

[Brom is trying to scare Ichabod with the tale of 'The Headless Horseman']

Brom Bones:
When the ghosts have a midnight jamboree, they break it up with fiendish glee - Ghosts are bad, but the one that's cursed is the Headless Horseman, he's the worst!

Additional voices:
That's right, he's a fright on Halloween night!

Brom Bones:
When he goes a-jogging, across the land, holding his noggin in his hand, Demons take 1 look & groan, and they hit the road for parts unknown!

Additional voices:
Beware, take care, He rides alone!

[Ichabod watches Brom split a hair with a machete with terror on his face]

Latest Movie News

Movie Quotation: Vampire in Brooklyn

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:29:00 +0000
Anthony:
after his boss shoots Maximilian] Hey, he’s no fun, he fell right over.

Maximillian:
after being shot] Interesting. I’ve been stabbed, and I’ve been hanged, and I’ve been burned. Even broken on the rack once, but I’ve never been shot before. Kind of itches a little!

Policeman with dog:
You people are ought to stay back! Killer here loves ...]

Claude Berri, actor, director of French films for 50 years - Boston Globe

Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:53:00 GMT
PARIS - Claude Berri, a fixture for more than 50 years in contemporary French cinema as an actor, writer, director, and producer, died Jan. 12. He was 74. His agent, Dominique Segall, said Mr. Berri died of a cerebral vascular problem - language ...

Mexico: Alleged drug hit men using 'Jackass' logo - Associated Press

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:22:00 GMT
TIJUANA, Mexico (AP) -- Soldiers in Tijuana have detained three suspected drug assassins with uniforms featuring a skull above crossed crutches, apparently patterned after the logo of the "Jackass" television show and movies. The men are suspected of ...

Latest greatest Quotations

2009-01-18T13:24:00.001-08:00

Today's Quotations:

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

Dave McFly:
[kissing George McFly on the head] See ya later, Pop. Whooo, time to change that oil.

Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)

Bernadette:
Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits.

Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)

Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.

Movie: Babylon 5: A Call to Arms (TV)(1999)

President John Sheridan:
Those who command the Excalibur will never stop, never give up, never slow down, until a cure is found. We will take any help we can get, wherever and whoever it comes from. Because this is a cause that surpasses borders and differences and distrust. This is a mission about the survival of Earth itself. What we do over the next five years, here and at home, and across the darkness of between the stars will determine the whether an entire world will live or die. It's a fight we can't afford to lose and we won't. We won't!

Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)

Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!

Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)

[last lines]

Rose:
I'll write to you.

Bernadette:
Grand.

Rose:
Good luck.

Movie: Bad Company(1972)

Big Joe:
I'll tell ya boys... I'm the oldest whore on the block.

Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)

Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.

Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.

Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)

Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!

Movie: Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man(1951)

Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?

Bud Alexander:
[whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.

Movie: Van Helsing(2004)

Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.

Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?

Movie: Out for Justice(1991)

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

Today's Movie News

Quotation from the 2003 Movie “One of Them”

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:33:00 +0000
Zander:
Hey, Charlene. Glad to see I’m not the only one stuck here for vacation.

Charlene:
Nope. Sharon’s here too.

Zander:
I thought she was leaving this morning.

Charlene:
Yeah, she was. It was weird, her parents called like three in the morning and cancelled their trip. Oh, hey… did you hear about the car accident people?

Zander:
Yeah, they’re down in the infirmary.

Charlene:
Any ...]

Six films old - Business Standard

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:33:00 GMT
How long does it take for an actor to become automatically associated with low-key but high-quality cinema? Abhay Deol is just six films old (the seventh, Dev D , releases next month), he’s played the lead in most of these, and there isn’t a weak ...

On Movies: 'Che' doing better than director dreamed - Philiy.com

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 12:33:00 GMT
'It's like that scene at the end of Carrie," says Steven Soderbergh , describing the feeling he's had - and keeps having - when it comes to the long and complicated production known as Che . "You know when the hand comes out of the ground and grabs ...

Knoxville: Grenade Was A 'Silly Prop' - Post Chronicle

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 16:16:00 GMT
Johnny Knoxville says the fake grenade he was caught with this week at Los Angeles International Airport was a "silly prop" from a show he was working on. The "Jackass" star was detained by authorities and reportedly cited Thursday for trying to ...

On Movies: 'Che' doing better than director dreamed - Philiy.com

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 12:33:00 GMT
'It's like that scene at the end of Carrie," says Steven Soderbergh , describing the feeling he's had - and keeps having - when it comes to the long and complicated production known as Che . "You know when the hand comes out of the ground and grabs ...

Daily Quotes

2009-01-18T13:23:00.001-08:00

Give me Quotes now!

Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)

Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.

Movie: A Tanú(1969)

Virág Árpád:
Is it possible that I'm a spy?

Pelikán József, gátõr:
Everything's possible.

Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)

Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.

Movie: Oil for the Lamps of China(1935)

Hester Adams Chase:
Two things matter to a man, the woman he loves and the work he does.

Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)

Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)

Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.

Movie: Major League II(1994)

Jake Taylor:
Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?

Rube Baker:
I don't just look at it. I read the articles.

Jake Taylor:
Sure you do.

Rube Baker:
I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interests, like Betsy loves surfing.

Jake Taylor:
You even memorize them?

Rube Baker:
Yep. I guess I do.

Jake Taylor:
Bingo.

Movie: Adaptation.(2002)

John Laroche:
Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 goddamn fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Then one day I say fuck fish. I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much fuck fish.

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?

Movie: Office Space(1991)

[Peter, Michael and Samir are trying to figure out how to launder money]

Peter Gibbons:
I can't believe what a bunch of nerds we are. We're looking up "money laundering" in a dictionary.

Movie: Unfaithful(2002)

Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.

Today's Movie News

ival studios reach deal on 'Watchmen' release - ABC 33/40 News

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 18:17:00 GMT
LOS ANGELES - The superhero film "Watchmen" will be watched by audiences after all - and on time. Warner Bros. and 20th Century Fox settled their nearly yearlong dispute over the movie on Thursday, the studios announced in a joint statement. The ...

Williams serves first flush of tennis fashion - Brisbane Times

Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:21:00 GMT
A SPORTING catfight is set to start at the Australian Open between a group of millionairesses looking glamorous enough for a catwalk - and the leader of the pack is Serena Williams. Williams has always transcended tennis as a global celebrity but, as ...

More Quotes

2009-01-17T03:09:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Oliver!(1968)

[about Oliver]

Mr. Bumble:
Mother came to us destitute. Brings a child into the world, takes one look at him and promptly dies - -without leaving so much as a forwarding name and address!

Movie: Vampires(1998)

Valek:
For 600 years I have fed on your kind at will.

Movie: Da Kath & Kim Code (TV)(2005)

Sharon Strzelecki:
I'm getting married!

Kim Day Craig:
What? Married? Are you doing this to spite me?

Movie: E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial(1982)

E.T.:
[saying good-bye to Gertie] Beeeeeee. Gooood.

Gertie:
[tearfully] Yes.

Movie: Wag the Dog(1997)

Stanley Motss:
We got this deal with Governor Knee-High...

Liz Butsky:
[Corrects him] Senator Leahy, from Vermont.

Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)

[Marty and Doc are asking how fast the train could go]

Marty McFly:
Would it be possible to get it up to... 90?

Engineer:
Ha! 90? Tarnation, son, where would you be going in such a hurry?

Doc:
Well, it's just a little bit the young fellow and I have going. We were wondering, in theory, could it be done?

Engineer:
Well... I'd say that if you had a long, straight stretch of track with a level grade, and you weren't hauling no cars behind you, and if you can get the fire hot enough, and I mean hotter than all the fires of hell and damnation itself... then yes, I'd say you'd be able to get her up that fast.

Movie: Opium Eaters (TV)(1990)

[De Quincey has a publisher's deadline to meet, and is short on inspiration]

Willy:
You could write about me!

Thomas De Quincey:
I fear I would not be *believed*.

Movie: Gallagher: The Bookkeeper (TV)(1985)

Gallagher:
I have to say something about people, even when it's somebody like Michael Jackson. I have to say something about a little dude who runs around the country wearing one glove and singing "Beat It!"

Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)

Jill:
What's he waiting for out there? What's he doing?

Cheyenne:
He's whittlin' on a piece of wood. I've got a feeling when he stops whittlin'... Somethin's gonna happen.

Movie: Underworld(1996)

Johnny Crown:
The aim of all living things is eventually to kiss the dust.

Latest Movie News

My Bloody Valentine 3-D - Tulsa World

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:31:00 GMT
"My Bloody Valentine 3-D" is constantly brutal and consistently terrifying — and that's the acting. Give me a rim shot. But this latest terror entry in the growing three-dimensional movie sweepstakes never pretends to be anything more than a ...

Taking A Look At Christmas Movies Worth Watching

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 06:37:07 +0000
White Christmas
It just wouldn’t feel like the Christmas season without TBS running “A Christmas Story” 24/7 leading up to the big day. The Bumpkiss hounds are running through the house eating roast turkey, Ralphy is wishing for his Red Rider BB Gun, the leg lamp is shining in the window and a blanket of white ...]

California controller to suspend tax refunds, welfare checks, student ... - Los Angeles Times

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 07:48:00 GMT
Reporting from Sacramento -- The state will suspend tax refunds, welfare checks, student grants and other payments owed to Californians starting Feb. 1, Controller John Chiang announced Friday. Chiang said he had no choice but to stop making some $3 ...

Dead Snow - Screendaily

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:26:00 GMT
Dir: Tommy Wirkola . Norway. 2008. 91mins. Fun, funny and unabashedly bloody, the Norwegian zombie movie Dead Snow is a lively tongue-in-cheek celebration of every horror flick in which attractive young people go out to the middle of nowhere and are ...

Mexico: Alleged drug hit men using 'Jackass' logo - Columbia Missourian

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:17:00 GMT
Soldiers in Tijuana have detained three suspected drug assassins with uniforms featuring a skull above crossed crutches, apparently patterned after the logo of the "Jackass" television show and movies. The men are suspected of working for a Mexican ...

Latest Movie Quotes

2009-01-16T03:05:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: The R.M.(2003)

Humu:
[Humu is a *very* large Tongan exchange student] Dude! Your fiance is *hot*.

Jared:
You speak English?

Humu:
Better than Tongan, actually.

Jared:
But... but...

Humu:
Hey, look, man, no offense, but all your mom ever talks about is food storage and Relief Society centerpieces. To avoid an awkward conversation, I just had to eat. Heck, I was a "buck-eighty" when I first got here. Ha ha!

Movie: Baby's Day Out(1994)

Eddie:
[Baby Bink just got a way from the villains again ater many times, but this time by crawling into a small sewer tunnel] No problem, fellas. It ain't a hole. It's a tunnel. And what's every tunnel got?

Norby:
Ooh! Don't tell me! I know, I know, I know. It's uh, uh, uh - -...

Veeko:
Tollbooth at the end.

Eddie:
Are you always this stupid, or do you do this just to annoy me?

Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)

Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.

Movie: Vacation(1983)

Aunt Edna:
Why don't you just ask him for the money, Eddie? He sure as Hell can't take a hint.

Cousin Eddie:
Well, I didn't want to ask you, Clark, you know, but could you maybe spare a little extra cash?

Clark:
Sure, Eddie, how much do you need?

Cousin Eddie:
About fifty-two thousand dollars.

Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)

Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.

Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.

Today's Movie News

Register for FREE - Wall Street Journal

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:54:00 GMT
Please register to gain free access to WSJ tools. An account already exists for the email address entered. Taiwanese actor Van Fan and Japanese actress Chie Tanaka promoting “Cape No. 7″ in Taipei in December. (Photo by AFP/Getty Images) The ...

Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 03:19:00 +0000
Mr. Shickadance:
comes from behind Ace] Ventura.

Ace Ventura:
Yes Satan.

turns around and sees Mr. Shickadance]

Ace Ventura:
Ohh, I thought you were someone else.

Melissa:
You know, you’re just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn’t work out and you don’t know how to express your anger.

Ace Ventura:
Oh yeah? And you’re ugly.

Lois Einhorn:
Alright, Ventura. Make it quick.

Ace Ventura:
I found a ...]

Daily Quotes

2009-01-16T03:04:00.003-08:00

Here are the Quotes ...

Movie: Kalifornia(1993)

Early Grayce:
Some day me and Adele be walking down the road and we'll see your book and we'll buy it and put it on our coffee table.

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)

Marine:
Yes, that's why they call it a breastplate.

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.

Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.

Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)

Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

Movie: C'était le 12 du 12 et Chili avait les blues(1994)

Chili:
Dad said heaven was like the police. You need your Grade 10 diploma to get in.

Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)

Rogar, The Barbarian:
Am I still unconscious?

Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)

Anise Tatlin:
No one can stand before the agent of justice, Tokunaga.

Luke Fon Fabre:
I don't know about 'Justice'.

Guy Cecil:
I think 'evil''s more like it.

Movie: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert(1994)

Tick:
[Tick and Bernadette are discussing what it would be like to have children] What happens if they turn out like Adam?

Bernadette:
You stuff 'em back in and ask for a refund.

Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)

Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!

Latest Movie News

Sundance Opens With Hope For Indie Film - KPNews.com

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 10:27:00 GMT
PARK CITY, Utah (Reuters) - The 25th Sundance Film Festival opened on Thursday with founder Robert Redford sounding an optimistic note for cinematic art and an artful movie challenging audiences to laugh through the pain of an imperfect world. The ...

Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:17:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog’s fur overlapping Finkle’s hair in a photo] What the… That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place]

Ace ...]

Register for FREE - Wall Street Journal

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:54:00 GMT
Please register to gain free access to WSJ tools. An account already exists for the email address entered. Taiwanese actor Van Fan and Japanese actress Chie Tanaka promoting “Cape No. 7″ in Taipei in December. (Photo by AFP/Getty Images) The ...

Today's Quotes

2009-01-16T03:04:00.001-08:00

Check out these Quotes:

Movie: The Magnificent Seven(1960)

Chris:
There's no need to apologize. We weren't expecting flowers and speeches.

Movie: U Turn(1997)

Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.

Movie: Out for Justice(1991)

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)

[opening Lines]

Walter Fane:
Hello.

Kitty Garstin:
Hello.

Walter Fane:
Say, I was wondering...

Kitty Garstin:
What?

Walter Fane:
Sorry. I - I was wondering if you'd like to dance.

Kitty Garstin:
Why not?

Movie: Hairspray(1988)

Velma Von Tussle:
And you HAD to pick a colored song, didn't you? What's wrong with Connie Francis? Shelley Fabares? I LOVE Shelley Fabares!

Amber Von Tussle:
Mother, Shake a Tale Feather has a wild song. It's got a good beat and you can dance to it.

Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)

[last lines]

Rose:
I'll write to you.

Bernadette:
Grand.

Rose:
Good luck.

Latest Movie News

Home movies - Arkansas Online

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:01:00 GMT
Brick Lane (PG-13, 102 minutes) Earnest and pretty, Brick Lane attempts to condense an expansive and controversial novel into a brisk film with uneven but sometimes beautiful results. Young Nazneen (Tannishtha Chatterjee) arrives in 1980s London from ...

Movie Quotation: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 15:17:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
has been trying to figure out a connection between Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog’s fur overlapping Finkle’s hair in a photo] What the… That’s it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!

Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place]

Ace ...]

New American Idol Season Is Exciting

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:07:51 +0000
Okay, so I’m probably the one of the few people who don’t really get into American Idol. I remember when it first started and I was so surprised by the show thinking that it would be a flop. By season 2 I realized I was completely wrong. Every year the show seems to get bigger, ...]

Lines from Movies Update

2009-01-16T03:03:00.001-08:00

Give me Lines from Movies now!

Movie: Darling(1965)

Diana Scott:
Imagine if...

Miles Brand:
What?

Diana Scott:
It took three.

Miles Brand:
Took three?

Diana Scott:
Sexes. To make a child.

Miles Brand:
Very entertaining.

Diana Scott:
Everything would be different, wouldn't it, quite different, with three sexes.

Miles Brand:
Haven't we got enough problems with two?

Movie: Zatôichi(2003)

Shinkichi:
I have to say, it's incredible. You really look like a woman! Does make-up make men beautiful?

Geisha Seitaro 'Osei' Naruto:
It doesn't work on everyone. It depends on the face!

Movie: Van Helsing(2004)

Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.

Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?

Movie: The Omen(1976)

Young nanny:
Look at me, Damien! It's all for you.

[she jumbs off a roof, hanging herself]

Movie: Unfaithful(2002)

Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.

Movie: Across the Pacific(1942)

Alberta Marlow:
[Talking about Japanese people in general] You are always so calm. You never show anything.

Capt. Higoto:
We are told not to. It is our way of rife. We must not show too much sad-i-ness or too much joy. If you praise what we have, we say it is nus-sing. If you admire our sons, we must say thay are unworthy.

Movie: U.S. Marshals(1998)

John Royce:
[seeing Cosmo about to light up a cigar] Would you mind not lighting that?

Cosmo Renfro:
[continuing to light up his Cigar] Yes.

Movie: Date Movie(2006)

Nicky:
Just thinking about the honeymoon makes me all tingly and everything. Like a lot.

Movie: Haggard: The Movie(2003)

Wallet Guy:
There's gotta be a fucking five in here somewhere.

Movie: Velvet Goldmine(1998)

Mandy:
I don't think I have what you're looking for.

Arthur:
I think you do, actually.

Mandy:
Oh, yeah? what makes you say that?

Arthur:
That smile for one thing.

Mandy:
Well, smiles lie.

Arthur:
Exactly.

Movie: Vampire Savior EX Edition (VG)(1998)

Baby Bonnie "B.B" Hood/Bulleta:
I've lost my way. Seriously!

Latest Movie News

Blockbuster, Sonic announce VOD plans - The Money Times

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:00:00 GMT
Dallas -- Blockbuster and Sonic Solutions are teaming up to give consumers instant access to the Blockbuster digital movie service via home and portable devices. The companies this week announced an alliance to offer subscribers "access to a vast ...

At the movies - Steamboat Pilot & Today

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:55:00 GMT
If only the movie itself were as spirited and feisty as the title suggests. And it held such promise, too. The real-life story of brothers who lead their fellow Jews into the forest of Belarus during summer 1941 to fight Nazis and form their own ...

Latest greatest Lines from Movies

2009-01-16T01:58:00.001-08:00

Here are the Lines from Movies ...

Movie: The Omega Man(1971)

Black Power Lisa:
All right you son-of-a-bitch, you just hold tight. Up against the wall, you mother!

Neville:
My name's Robert.

Black Power Lisa:
Your name's mud.

Movie: Major Dundee(1965)

Maj. Amos Dundee:
What are you trying to say, Frank? Come on, speak up. Spit it out.

Capt. Frank Waller:
I'm not trying to say the massacre was your fault. I am trying to say that you should recognize your transfer to this post was a disciplinary action, pure and simple... and if you try to fight your own war again - like you did at Gettysburg - they'll break you.

Movie: Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome(1985)

Aunty Entity:
This is no enemy. It's almost family.

Max:
Oh, I see, real civilized!

Aunty Entity:
The reasons don't concern you, only the conditions. Do you want the deal or not?

Max:
Mmm

[nods in agreement]

The Collector:
The first is, no one knows you're working for Aunty. You hit him, you go. The second is, it's a fair fight. The third is, it's to the death.

Max:
Who's the bunny?

Movie: Darby O'Gill and the Little People(1959)

[last lines]

Michael McBride:
[singing] Oh, she is my dear, my darlin' one / Her eyes so sparklin', full of fun / No other, no other / Can match the likes of her.

Katie O'Gill:
[singing] Oh, he is my dear, my darlin' one / His eyes so sparkling, full of fun / No other, no other / Can match the likes of him.

Michael McBride, Katie O'Gill:
[singing] S/he is my dear, my darlin' one / My smilin' and beguilin' one / I love the ground s/he walks upon / My darlin' Irish girl/boy.

Today's Movie News

Blockbuster, Sonic announce VOD plans - The Money Times

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:00:00 GMT
Dallas -- Blockbuster and Sonic Solutions are teaming up to give consumers instant access to the Blockbuster digital movie service via home and portable devices. The companies this week announced an alliance to offer subscribers "access to a vast ...

On a Segway, Kevin James rides - Detroit Free Press

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 08:11:00 GMT
The thin comic appeal of Kevin James is laid on a bit thicker in "Paul Blart: Mall Cop," his first solo star vehicle for the big screen. As a chunky loner-loser who can never pass the New Jersey State Police exam and never get the girl, James ...

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

Blockbuster, Sonic announce VOD plans - The Money Times

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:00:00 GMT
Dallas -- Blockbuster and Sonic Solutions are teaming up to give consumers instant access to the Blockbuster digital movie service via home and portable devices. The companies this week announced an alliance to offer subscribers "access to a vast ...

Quotes for Today

2009-01-16T00:27:00.000-08:00

Give me Quotes now!

Movie: Out Cold(2001)

Luke:
[punches Pig Pen] A little sensitivity here. Can't you see this is a dejected man?

Luke:
Now Rick, get your dejected head out of your ass. Papa wanted you to run this mountain.

Movie: Keane(2004)

William Keane:
My Name is William Keane, K E A N E.

Today's Movie News

HD content is playing catch-up for your TV - Norwalk Hour

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:29:00 GMT
If you got a high-definition televisionover the holiday, don't be surprised if the picture doesn't look as good in your living room as it did on the showroom floor. High-definition sets have been on the market for about a decade now, and most of the ...

Watchmen deal reached - Straits Times

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 05:40:00 GMT
Warner Bros and 20th Century Fox settled their nearly yearlong dispute over the movie on Thursday, the studios announced in a joint statement. The movie will open in theaters as planned on March 6, the statement said. The exact terms of the agreement ...

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:06:00 +0000
mimicking Sean Connery]

Ace Ventura:
Lovely party. Pity I wasn’t invited.

Ace Ventura just got his car started]

Ace Ventura:
It’s ALIVE. IT’S ALIVE.

Man:
aggressively] What do you want?

Ace Ventura:
HDS, sir, and how are you this afternoon? All righty, then. I have a package for you.

Man:
Sounds broken.

Ace Ventura:
Most likely, sir. I’ll bet it was something nice, though.

Ace Ventura:
Obsess much?

Ventura knocks on ...]

New American Idol Season Is Exciting

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:07:51 +0000
Okay, so I’m probably the one of the few people who don’t really get into American Idol. I remember when it first started and I was so surprised by the show thinking that it would be a flop. By season 2 I realized I was completely wrong. Every year the show seems to get bigger, ...]

Great Quotes

2009-01-15T20:20:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Babylon 5: In the Beginning (TV)(1998)

Delenn:
He was the best of us. They struck without provocation, there was no reason. Animals! Brutal! They deserve no mercy! Strike them down, follow them back to their base and kill all of them, all of them! No mercy!

Movie: The Abyss(1989)

Lisa "One Night" Standing:
This tells us how much radiation we're getting?

Alan "Hippy" Carnes:
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I ain't going near no radiation. No way.

Catfish De Vries:
Aw Hippy, you pussy.

Alan "Hippy" Carnes:
Well what good is the money, six months later your dick drops off?

Movie: Gallagher: The Bookkeeper (TV)(1985)

Gallagher:
What can you say in America? Can I say Priscilla Presley has a big butt? Will I have to prove it in a court of law? Hey, Priscilla, you wanna back it on in here, huh? If she can fit in the witness chair we'll drop, Your Honor.

Movie: Old School(2003)

Beanie:
You're the lady, Marissa. High five.

Today's Movie News

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:20:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

Ace Ventura:
No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds.

suddenly the dog thief appears and smashes the back windshield with a baseball bat]

Ace Ventura:
Or we could try it now.

Ace Ventura:
I’m looking for Ray Finkle.

a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]

Ace Ventura:
…and ...]

Sundance premieres find buyers as festival opens - Yahoo News

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:33:00 GMT
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Latest Movie Quotes

2009-01-15T16:26:00.001-08:00

Movie Quotes:

Movie: The Unforgiven(1960)

[the Zachary's are trapped inside the house]

Andy Zachary:
The only thing I hate is I never got to go to Wichita and have me...

[pauses and looks at Ma]

Andy Zachary:
... that glass of beer.

Movie: Oliver Twist (TV)(1997)

Fagin:
We like our peace and quiet here.

Bill Sikes:
[kicks open the door and storms in]

Fagin:
No need to knock so courteously Bill you're among friends here.

Movie: About Last Night...(1986)

Danny:
Hey, know one thing - I never screwed around on you.

Debbie:
Oh, well, let's just give the boy a medal! I didn't realise it was such a sacrifice.

Latest Movie News

FINNKINO - Finnkino

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 22:38:00 GMT
Take part THE SPIRIT competition and win the original movie poster signed by the director and the leading actors! DocPoint-festival - movies and show times

Movie Quotation: East Is East

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 15:10:00 +0000
George Khan:
…when I come this country, I have no luggage. Today what I got?

Meenah Khan:
You got a chip shop. dad.

George Khan:
Right. Own bloody business, see.

Ella Khan:
They filmed “The Dambusters” here.

Meenah Khan:
Mam, you say that EVERYTIME we come to Bradford.

Ella Khan:
Well they bloody did.

Mr. Moorhouse:
See. You let one of ‘em in, and the whole f*ckin’ tribe ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 23:39:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
with a German accent] How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting? Control de shouting?

Reporter:
Who’s That?

Ace Ventura:
Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me.

Reporter:
What happened to the other trainer?

Ace Ventura:
Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I ...]

“Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” Quotation

Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:20:00 +0000
Ace Ventura:
If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

Ace Ventura:
No problem, it gets flooded, we’ll just wait a few seconds.

suddenly the dog thief appears and smashes the back windshield with a baseball bat]

Ace Ventura:
Or we could try it now.

Ace Ventura:
I’m looking for Ray Finkle.

a shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head]

Ace Ventura:
…and ...]

Latest Quotes

2009-01-13T03:09:00.001-08:00

Check out these Quotes:

Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)

Rebecca Dearborn:
Most of us live our whole lives... without any real adventure to call our own.

Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)

Ricky Bobby:
The room's startin' to spin... 'cause of the gayness...

Movie: Under the Counter Spy(1954)

Narrator:
The story you are about to see is a big fat lie! No names were changed to protect anybody!

Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)

Madonna:
[voiceover, as Madonna visits her mother's grave] What I remember most about her was that she was - she was very kind and very gentle and very feminine. I don't know, I guess she seemed like an angel to me, but I suppose everybody thinks their mother's an angel when they're five. I also know she was really religious, so I never really understood why she was taken away from us. It seemed so unfair. I never thought that she had done something wrong, so oftentimes I wondered what I had done wrong.

Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)

Murray:
A suicide telegram? Who sends a suicide telegram?

Oscar Madison:
Felix, the nut, that's who! Can you imagine getting a thing like that? She even had to tip the kid a quarter.

Movie: Only Angels Have Wings(1939)

Les Peters:
[the other fliers won't drink with McPherson] Do you mind, Elena? We're going to move. Coming Geoff?

Geoff Carter:
No, this is good enough for me.

Bat Kilgallen - MacPherson:
Not so particular, huh?

Geoff Carter:
I don't think even *you* can spoil good liquor.

Today's Movie News

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 19:26:00 +0000
Cortana:
Experiences trepidation just before Master Chief’s plan to jump out the space station air lock] What if we miss?

The Master Chief:
*I* won’t

Jumps out airlock]

Grunt #1:
the Special Ops team enters an area that shows signs of Flood infestation] Me have bad feeling about this…

Grunt #2:
You *always* have bad feeling! You had bad feeling about morning ...]

Download Million of Wii Games

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:32:12 +0000
Can I download Wii games online? More people prefer to download wii games online than buying in shops around because they can almost find any games they want in the internet while the shops around may not provide such a wide variety of games. To download Wii games online is allot cheaper than buying game ...]

Movie Quotation: Halo 2

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 07:07:00 +0000
Sergeant Johnson:
shooting him as Master Chief] Clean your visor, jackass!

Grunt:
to the Arbiter] Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter. Heh, heh… Eh?

Grunt:
after killing you] I get his helmet!

Marine:
referring to the Covenant boarders] They’re in standard formation - little bastards up front, ...]

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:01:00 +0000
Marine:
This reminds me of the time I got herpes.

Marine:
He’s cute for a cyborg.

Marine:
during a grenade toss] Do NOT open till Christmas!

Marine Sergeant:
after killing a covenant troop] Say good night, punk.

Marine:
during a fire-fight] Have we tried reasoning with them?

Punk Rock ...]

Latest greatest Movie Quotations

2009-01-12T22:36:00.001-08:00

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: The Painted Veil(2006)

Kitty Fane:
[about Wan Xi] I had no idea you had so much affection for her.

Waddington:
What makes you think I do?

Kitty Fane:
I can see it in your eyes. I wonder what she sees in you.

Waddington:
[In Chinese] What do you see in me?

Wan Xi:
[to Waddington] You're a good man.

Waddington:
She says I'm a good man.

Kitty Fane:
As if a women has ever loved a man for his virtue.

Movie: Uomo puma, L'(1980)

Kobras:
You cannot escape me! You can no longer jump into space! Because you are made of earth! And to earth, you shall return!

Movie: Under Siege(1992)

Jordan Tate:
You're not a cook.

Casey Ryback:
Yeah, well... I also cook.

Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)

[last lines]

Prof. Charles Xavier:
[after credits] Hello, Moira.

Dr. Moira MacTaggart:
Charles?

Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)

Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.

Movie: Uprising (TV)(2001)

Simha 'Kazik' Rotem:
You are all under arrest, put down your weapons and return immediately to the Umschlagplatz!

Movie: Ba hai hong ying(1992)

Feng:
[from the English version, Feng thinks Chin is in Hong Kong illegally and drives past a police road block to keep her from being deported. She and Chin get out and ditch Feng's Porsche] Come on, let's go!

Chin:
What about the car?

Feng:
[smiles] It's okay!

Chin:
[puzzled] You're just gonna leave it there?

Feng:
Don't worry about it. The car's stolen.

Chin:
[shocked] So then why did you do that? Now you've committed a crime!

Feng:
It's a crime you being here!

Chin:
But I'm legal.

[reaches into her purse and shows Feng her passport]

Chin:
See? I've got a permit.

Feng:
[jaw drops with disbelief] Eh?! So you're not illegal?!

Chin:
[puzzled again] I never said I was!

Feng:
[groans with disbelief] Oh, why didn't you say so? Come on, let's get outta here!

Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)

Billy:
You quit because you're a pussy.

Strom:
You're a goddamn pussy.

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.

Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.

Latest Movie News

Slumdog emerges as Bookies' favourite to win Oscars - Business Standard

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 05:01:00 GMT
Bookies here put the feel-good movie starring Bollywood actors Anil Kapoor and Irrfan Khan at 8/15 on to scoop the coveted Best Picture prize at the Academy Awards, well in front of rivals 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button', 'Milk', 'Frost/Nixon ...

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:01:00 +0000
Marine:
This reminds me of the time I got herpes.

Marine:
He’s cute for a cyborg.

Marine:
during a grenade toss] Do NOT open till Christmas!

Marine Sergeant:
after killing a covenant troop] Say good night, punk.

Marine:
during a fire-fight] Have we tried reasoning with them?

Punk Rock ...]

Today's Quotes

2009-01-12T17:28:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: The Omega Man(1971)

Black Power Lisa:
Don't screw up. I know how to roll, but it's hard on the elbows. And if you just have to play James Bond, I'll bust your ass.

Movie: Target(1985)

Clay:
[in East Germany] If I want to worry, I'll worry; free fucking country, right?

Movie: Quest for Glory IV: Shadows of Darkness (VG)(1994)

Nikolai:
Anna... Have you seen Anna?

Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)

Coach Bombay:
What it is, it's a loafer. And we'll call it the Air-Bombay Loafer; "For kids who want to coach!"

Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Halo 2

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 03:24:00 +0000
Sergeant Johnson:
shooting him as the Master Chief] Clean your visor, jackass.

Arbiter:
Those that built the rings? What happened to the Forerunners?

343 Guilty Spark:
After exhausting every strategic attempt, my creators fired the rings. They and every sentient life form within three radii of the galatic center died as planned. Would you like to see the relevant data?

Arbiter:
Tartarus, ...]

Download Million of Wii Games

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:32:12 +0000
Can I download Wii games online? More people prefer to download wii games online than buying in shops around because they can almost find any games they want in the internet while the shops around may not provide such a wide variety of games. To download Wii games online is allot cheaper than buying game ...]

Movie Quotation: Halo 2

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:38:00 +0000
Cortana:
explaining her theory on why the Prophet of Regret would be in the temple in front of Master Chief] If I were a megalomaniac, an I’m not, that is where I would be.

Sgt. Johnson:
Where’s the rest of your platoon?

Marine:
Wasted, Sarge.

Marine:
Which we will be too, sir! If we don’t get the hell out of here!

Sgt. Johnson:
You ...]

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:57:00 +0000
Sergeant Johnson:
When aiming at Sergeant Johnson] I know I’m pretty, but we gotta get to work!

SpecOps Elites:
When we joined the Covenant, we took an oath!

SpecOps Elites:
According to our station! All without exception!

SpecOps Leader:
On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant!

SpecOps Elites:
Even to our dying breath!

SpecOps ...]

Daily Quotations

2009-01-12T08:54:00.001-08:00

Here are the Quotations ...

Movie: Quella villa accanto al cimitero(1981)

Bob Boyle:
Ann? Mommy says you're not dead. Is that true?

Movie: Halloween(1978)

[referring to a partially eaten dog]

Sheriff Leigh Brackett:
A man wouldn't do that.

Dr. Sam Loomis:
This isn't a man.

Movie: The Da Vinci Code(2006)

[last lines]

Robert Langdon:
She rests at last beneath starry skies.

Movie: Yankee Doodle Dandy(1942)

[a group of soldiers in marching off to fight in World War II, singing Cohan's World War I song, "Over There"]

Sergeant on parade:
What's the matter, old timer? Don't you remember this song?

George M. Cohan:
Seems to me I do.

Sergeant on parade:
Well, I don't hear anything.

[Cohan starts singing along, with tears coming into his eyes]

Movie: Queens Logic(1991)

Al:
Come on, what do I gotta do?

Patricia:
You could crawl through broken glass on your hands and knees with a sign on your back that says "asshole." That might get you in the door.

Movie: Obsessive Love (TV)(1984)

Linda Foster:
Do you think I'll let you get away from me?

Movie: VeggieTales: The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown (V)(2001)

The Astonishing Contraption of Silliness:
Number four. The Song of the Water Buffalo Who Don't Love Cebu With Yodeling Lips.

Pa Grape:
Wait a minute! Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. It appears we're experiencing technical difficulties once again.

Pa Grape:
[to Larry and Mr. Lunt] Buy me some time.

Mr. Lunt:
Huh?

Larry the Cucumber:
What are we supposed to do?

Pa Grape:
I don't know. Think of something!

Pa Grape:
[Pa goes to work on the machine] Come up with another one of those Silly Songs you're so famous for!

Larry the Cucumber:
But... I didn't prepare anything.

Pa Grape:
Oh, for Pete's sake.

Pa Grape:
[Pa hands Larry a menu of Chinese takeout] Here. Use this!

Movie: Tango & Cash(1989)

Yves Perret:
Quicker... and easier. Yes, quick and easy is how you make a cake. Or clean a toilet bowl, or shop... by mail. But quicker and easier is not how you run a multi-million dollar business such as ours.

Movie: Oh, No! Zombies!!! (V)(2003)

Justin:
Well, I tell you what. We need to get some cereal.

Matt:
Ah, man. That sounds sweet.

Movie: Jack & Sarah(1995)

Jack:
Please don't make me angry, I'm not very good at it and it upsets me for the rest of the day.

Movie: The Talented Mr. Ripley(1999)

[the inspector has asked a question]

Peter:
[translating] He wants to know if you're a homosexual.

Tom Ripley:
No!

Peter:
[translating] No.

Movie: Vanilla Sky(2001)

David:
See, I've got this little problem. I've got a stalker.

Sofía:
It doesn't sound life threatening.

David:
But I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we're having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained.

[Both laugh]

David:
I know it's tough.

Sofía:
I'll improvise.

Today's Movie News

French actor-director Claude Berri dies at 74 - Seattle Post Intelligencer

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:39:00 GMT
In this Oct. 17, 2008 file photo French director and producer Claude Berri leaves the church after the funeral ceremony for Guillaume Depardieu in Bougival, west of Paris. Claude Berri, who had been hospitalized Saturday in a Paris hospital, died ...

Ryan O'Neal Ordered To Attend Drug Rehab Following Guilty Plea - All Headline News

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 11:57:00 GMT
Los Angeles, CA (CNS) - Ryan O'Neal has been ordered to attend a rehab facility for 18 months after pleading guilty to possession of drugs. The Academy Award-nominated actor, 67, and his son Redmond, 23, were busted in September after police found ...

TV makers seek third dimension - Herald Tribune

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:54:00 GMT
This year, nearly every exhibitor at the International Consumer Electronics Show, it seemed, wanted to show some depth. Displays focusing on 3-D technology involved not only home theaters, but also webcams, televisions and even iPhone-sized screens ...

French actor-director Claude Berri dies at 74 - Seattle Post Intelligencer

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:39:00 GMT
In this Oct. 17, 2008 file photo French director and producer Claude Berri leaves the church after the funeral ceremony for Guillaume Depardieu in Bougival, west of Paris. Claude Berri, who had been hospitalized Saturday in a Paris hospital, died ...

Today's Quotes

2009-01-12T08:48:00.001-08:00

Check out these Quotes:

Movie: UHF(1989)

George Newman:
[Message left on Teri's answering machine] Teri! I'm sorry! Come on give me one more chance please! Come on Teri! Teri! Oh Oh I'm in hell! I'm in hell! Teri, Teri pick up the phone! Pick up the phone! Pick up the phone! Oh, Oh Teri!

Movie: Nackte und der Satan, Die(1959)

Dr. Brandt, alias Dr. Ood:
Yes, I'm sick. Yes, I'm sick, and you're the only one who knows it, but I don't care. You belong to me and me alone. Professor Hartmann experimented on my brain. The results were fantastic. It made a genius of me. Hear me, a genius!

[He clutches the window in a parody of the crucifixion.]

Dr. Brandt, alias Dr. Ood:
But these spells are the debt I paid. The price of my genius was madness. My whole being became sick. The moon, and the wind, and that confounded dog!

Movie: AFI Tribute to George Lucas (TV)(2005)

George Lucas:
Children are the key to life, and the key to joy, and the key to happiness, and for teenagers, a key to a nervous breakdown.

Movie: Quackodile Tears(1962)

Daffy:
Some people just can't seem to mind their own business.

[alligator gets Daffy]

Daffy:
All right, wise guy! Open up or else!

[alligator opens mouth]

Daffy:
One more move out of you and I'll let 'em have it! What a stoop.

Movie: Takeshis'(2005)

Takeshi's Friend:
[about Beat Takeshi, who is his friend] Arrogant prick... To think that we started out together! He left us all behind. Wants me to call him "Mr. Takeshi" now. Arrogant prick!

Movie: Queen Bee(1955)

Eva Phillips:
Don't you look sweet, even in those tacky old riding clothes?

Movie: P.S. Your Cat Is Dead!(2002)

Eddie Tesoro:
You're having a nervous breakdown.

Jimmy Zoole:
Aren't you lucky to have a ringside seat?

Movie: Saddles and Sagebrush(1943)

Cannonball:
You know, Lucky, I can't understand why a fella that's as fast with a dad-gum pistols as you are and such a good a shot - what are you hangin' around here bein' a cowpoke for?

Lucky Randall:
There's nothing wrong with being a cowpoke, Cannonball, if that's what you wanna be - and I like it.

Movie: Dark Victory(1939)

Judith:
Nothing can hurt us now. What we have can't be destroyed. That's our victory - our victory over the dark. It is a victory because we're not afraid.

Latest Movie News

Movies Winslet scoops two Golden Globes in Brit sweep 12/01 07:48 CET - Euro News

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:56:00 GMT
British actress Kate Winslet has won Best Actress and Best Supporting Actress at the Golden Globe awards. She was voted Best Actress for “Revolutionary Road”, which saw her reunited with her Titantic co star Leonardo Di Caprio. She then took the ...

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:21:00 +0000
Marine Sergeant:
Get the hell out of my armory, split lip!

Brute:
Firing at the player, but you evade and stay alive] Curses, you tremendous bastard!

Cortana:
I’m sorry, were you trying to kill something?

Sergeant Johnson:
if you give him a weaker weapon] I thought we were friends!

Grunt:
walking to a dead enemy] This waste of ammo, but me no care.

fires several ...]

10,000 B.C. (movie, 2007) - Chicago Tribune

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:32:00 GMT
Disaster Movie" is the latest and most slapdash of the movie parodies to atrophy out of the "Scary Movie" franchise. It shows more signs of the postpartum depression that these movies have felt since the Wayans Brothers gave them to Jason Friedberg ...

Daily Movie Quotations

2009-01-12T01:16:00.001-08:00

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Oh, No! Zombies!!! (V)(2003)

[hits zombie with rock]

Justin:
That rocked!

Movie: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(1994)

Lois Einhorn:
And somebody get me some coffee!

Ace Ventura:
Tonight on Miami Vice, Crockett gets the boss some coffee.

Movie: Dark Harbor(1998)

David Weinberg:
What are you doing?

Alexis Chandler Weinberg:
Going to sleep.

David Weinberg:
With your coat on?

Alexis Chandler Weinberg:
Mm-hmm. Good night.

David Weinberg:
Okay, good night.

Movie: Macao(1952)

Margie:
[to Nick Cochran] You're up early for a loser.

Latest Movie News

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:21:00 +0000
Marine Sergeant:
Get the hell out of my armory, split lip!

Brute:
Firing at the player, but you evade and stay alive] Curses, you tremendous bastard!

Cortana:
I’m sorry, were you trying to kill something?

Sergeant Johnson:
if you give him a weaker weapon] I thought we were friends!

Grunt:
walking to a dead enemy] This waste of ammo, but me no care.

fires several ...]

Movie Quotation: Halo 2

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:13:00 +0000
Marine:
I wonder if those aliens have insurance?

Marine Sergeant:
If my face looked like a squid, I’d be angry, too!

Elite:
That battle was exhilarating… was it not?

Cortana:
after seeing Gravemind] What… is that?

Gravemind:
I… I am a monument to all your sins…

Arbiter:
Struggling]

The Master Chief:
Relax. I’d rather not piss this thing off.

Arbiter:
Demon!

Gravemind:
This one is machine and nerve and has its mind ...]

Movie Quotation: Halo 2

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 03:11:00 +0000
Tartarus:
bringing the soon to be Arbiter to the Prophets] Noble Prophets of Truth and Mercy, I have brought the incompetent.

Prophet of Truth:
You may leave, Tartarus.

Tartarus:
But…

Prophet of Truth:
And take your Brutes with you.

Tartarus:
disappointed] Release the prisoner.

leaves]

Prophet of Truth:
The Council decided to have you hung by your entrails, and your corpse paraded through the city. But ultimately, ...]

“Halo 2″ Quotation

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 11:33:00 +0000
Sergeant Johnson:
Don’t make me take off my belt!

Prophet of Truth:
The council decided to have y’ hung by your entrails and your corpse paraded through the city. But ultimately, the terms of your execution are up to me.

Arbiter:
I am already dead.

Marine:
if player has Master Chief staring in particular direction] Hey! Less looking, more shooting!

Marine:
Are you a ...]

Movie Quotation: Halo 2

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 07:38:00 +0000
Cortana:
explaining her theory on why the Prophet of Regret would be in the temple in front of Master Chief] If I were a megalomaniac, an I’m not, that is where I would be.

Sgt. Johnson:
Where’s the rest of your platoon?

Marine:
Wasted, Sarge.

Marine:
Which we will be too, sir! If we don’t get the hell out of here!

Sgt. Johnson:
You ...]

More Quotes

2009-01-03T15:13:00.001-08:00

Check out these Quotes:

Movie: The Madness of King George(1994)

George III:
When felons were induced to talk, they were shown first the instruments of their torture. The King is shown the instrument of His... to induce Him NOT to talk...

Movie: The Saddest Music in the World(2003)

Fyodor:
Are you an American?

Narcissa:
No, I'm not an American. I'm a nymphomaniac.

Movie: Babe(1995)

[Babe's first attempt to herd sheep just got him laughed at]

Babe:
This is ridiculous, Mom!

Fly:
Nonsense, it's only your first try. But you're treating them like equals. They're sheep, they're inferior.

Babe:
Oh, no they're not.

Fly:
Of course they are. We are their masters, Babe. Let them doubt it for a second and they'll walk all over you.

Movie: Halo 2 (VG)(2004)

Sgt. Johnson:
Don't they teach you kids to SWEAR in basic anymore?

Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)

Gary:
Yes indeed, Bambi.

Becky:
Lassie Come Home.

Gary:
The Little Mermaid.

Wednesday:
Stoppit.

Joel:
He's only a child.

Movie: Above the Rim(1994)

Kyle-Lee:
You my man and the whole 9 but you look like a 14-karat Urkel.

Latest Movie News

Group Movies Into Folders on Apple TV - PC World

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:07:00 GMT
Today's hint is tangentially related to OS X, in that it uses iTunes, but it will really be of interest only to Apple TV owners. One of my issues with the Apple TV has been the inability to easily organize my movies, leading to a long list of entries ...

Movie Quotation: Open Water

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 19:26:00 +0000
Susan:
I can’t even believe you’d bring that up right now. You were the one who picked the dates.

Daniel:
Oh yeah, of my whopping two choices - this was the better date.

Daniel:
This can’t be happening!

Susan:
Daniel, where’s the boat?

Daniel:
That’s a good question.

looks around]

Daniel:
I guess it’s one of those.

Susan:
You gotta be kidding me.

Daniel:
It better be one of those.

Susan:
Well which ...]

Automation Of The Arts - Hartford Courant

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:39:00 GMT
Music and the movies have always been subject to the latest technology. But some cultural phenomena seemed safe from attempts at improvement. Books, for instance, haven't changed much since Gutenberg's press. But even literature is in for an overhaul ...

“Tango & Cash” Quotation

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:39:00 +0000
Ray Tango:
When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit.

Gabriel Cash:
I’ll bring the chainsaw.

Ray Tango:
I’ll bring the beer.

Gabriel Cash:
I don’t know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R…

Ray Tango:
What’s F.U.B.A.R.?

Gabriel Cash:
f*cked-Up Beyond All Recognition.

Review of Black Snake Moan

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 22:47:17 +0000
A 2007 release, Black Snake Moan is a film the recreates the atmosphere of the Mississippi Blues Movement starting from an older novel and former song. The reception of the film was not by far the one expected from the public as some reproached it to have a messy plot, while others had overt critical ...]

Latest greatest Movie Quotations

2009-01-03T12:58:00.001-08:00

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)

Jean Girard:
Aaaaah, Ricky Bobby! Now we shall dance. And yes, it will be a slow jam.

Movie: D2: The Mighty Ducks(1994)

Dwayne:
Take it easy, dont listen to him.

Ken Wu:
Besides that guy will kill you.

Goldberg:
Yea well just hold me back and act like im gonna kill him.

Movie: Out of Reach (V)(2004)

William Lancing:
[about Irena] This little girl means a lot to me.

Movie: Oscar(1991)

Snaps:
Whadda day! Both my girls are getting married!

Sophia:
[looks at Snaps suspiciously] What do you mean, both?

Snaps:
[embraces her, indicates Theresa] Sophia, my wife, meet Theresa, my daughter.

Sophia:
If she's your daughter, who's her mother?

Roxanne:
I am.

Sophia:
[shouts] You had a child with the new maid?

Movie: Tasogare Seibei(2002)

Ito:
With a sick wife, two young daughters and an aged mother in his care, my father was unable to drink with his colleagues. He had to hurry home every evening at dusk. I was told the men he worked with gave him the cruel nickname of 'Twilight Seibei'.

Movie: U Turn(1997)

Jake McKenna:
[having sex with Grace from behind] Oh, fuck it away, fuck it away! But it ain't ever gonna go away!

Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)

Laurie Strode:
Okay, John. I know that you get your smart mouth from my side of the family, so I'll cut you a break.

Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)

Perfect Tommy:
Emilio Lizardo. Wasn't he on TV once?

Buckaroo Banzai:
You're thinking of Mr. Wizard.

Reno:
Emilio Lizardo is a top scientist, dummkopf.

Perfect Tommy:
So was Mr. Wizard.

Today's Movie News

The 'Yesman' is the funniest film of 2008

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:08:10 +0000
Jim Carrey's last comedy hit, 'Yes man' has gone straight to the top ten of the UK box office in its first weekend of release. The film is originally based on a novel by an English writer named, Danny Wallace. The book is based on his own life and his decision to simply say 'Yes' ...]

Movie Quotation: The Other Side of Heaven

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:03:00 +0000
an island girl tries to seduce John]

John Groberg:
This would never happen in Idaho!

John Groberg:
You know how far that light had to travel to shine on you?

Jean Sabin:
I guess I don’t.

John Groberg:
92,300,000 miles, give or take. You know what else?

Jean Sabin:
What?

John Groberg:
I think it was worth the trip.

John Groberg:
There is a connection between heaven and earth. ...]

Movies that don't suck never seem to make it to Oscar night - Beaumont Enterprise

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:36:00 GMT
Oscar. Schmoscar. Awards season is upon us, beginning with the Golden Globes next Sunday. And, those Hollywood nosebleeds never pick the real best picture of the year. Case in point: "Gandhi" won an Academy Award for Best Picture in 1982; that same ...

Latest Movie Quotes

2009-01-03T12:54:00.001-08:00

Movie Quotes:

Movie: Van Wilder(2002)

[after tasting Jager]

Kid:
This tastes like shit! You got any scotch?

Movie: Wag the Dog(1997)

Conrad 'Connie' Brean:
Stanley, don't do this. You're playing with your life here.

Stanley Motss:
Fuck my life. I want the credit.

Movie: Open Range(2003)

Charley:
I'm not goin' to my maker without knowin' your given name. Mine ain't Waite; it's Postelwaite. Charles Travis Postelwaite. What's yours? Sure ain't Boss.

[Boss hesitates]

Charley:
I mean it, Boss. I'm asking you straight up.

Boss Spearman:
It's Bluebonnet.

Charley:
Bluebonnet?

Boss Spearman:
Bluebonnet, yeah.

Charley:
No middle name?

Boss Spearman:
No, just Bluebonnet Spearman. And don't you tell no one. I want to hear you swear an oath now, go on.

Movie: Ocean's Twelve(2004)

Livingston Dell:
[Linus, Basher and Turk are escorted into a jail cell already holding the rest of the gang] So, how'd it go?

Movie: The Unsuspected(1947)

Victor Grandison:
The nicest thing about guests is their departure

Movie: Halloween II(1981)

Dr. Sam Loomis:
It's Time, Michael.

Movie: C'era una volta il West(1968)

Morton:
Not bad. Congratulations. Tell me, was it necessary that you kill all of them? I only told you to scare them.

Frank:
People scare better when they're dying.

Movie: Underworld(1996)

Kraven:
Put on something elegant - and be quick about it!

[turns to leave]

Selene:
Kraven, I'm serious!

Kraven:
Other than food, why would a lycan stalk a human?

Movie: Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby(2006)

Ricky Bobby:
Did that blow your mind, because that just happened.

Movie: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe(1991)

Abraxas:
Tommy, RUN!

Latest Movie News

“The Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart” Quotation

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:16:00 +0000
Stanley Sweetheart:
Cathy, this is Danny, Shane and Andrea.

Cathy:
Hi.

Danny:
No, but we’re working on it.

Fran:
What’s the film about, Stanley?

Stanley Sweetheart:
Well, it’s about a boy… and a girl… and how they use their aesthetic distance as a means to keep their egocentric mechanisms separated from their id.

Stanley Sweetheart:
as a film director] I think you’re going to enjoy this. ...]

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner's first true love was movies - Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 19:03:00 GMT
"You've caught me with my pants on," Hugh Hefner said with a sad smirk. There are days (or entire decades) when Hefner greets the midday sun in silk pajamas and a robe, but on this particular December afternoon, well, the playboy just wasn't in the ...

Daily Movie Quotations

2009-01-03T10:51:00.001-08:00

Give me Movie Quotations now!

Movie: Ulee's Gold(1997)

Connie Hope:
Me, I'm divorced twice. No kids, fortunately. I guess, fortunately.

Movie: The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother(1975)

Jenny Hill:
My name is Jenny Hill, and I'm simultaneously funny and sad.

Movie: X-Men(2000)

Logan:
Have you ever...

Dr. Jean Grey:
Used Cerebro? No. It takes a degree of control and for someone like me it's...

Cyclops:
Dangerous.

Movie: One Crazy Summer(1986)

Teddy Beckersted:
That girl, the one with the braids in her hair? What do they call them? Corn husks?

Movie: Dangerous Brothers Present: World of Danger (V)(1986)

Richard Dangerous:
I might advise you at home not to try this trick, as it invariably ends in death.

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Oh, God, please let this be painless.

Ali Decker:
[opens door] Hi! Right on time! I like that in a rabbi!

Movie: Van Wilder(2002)

Van Wilder:
All you need is scented candles, massage oil, and Barry White. Write that down.

Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)

Terry Silver:
All right, all right, I've heard enough. I've made up my mind. This slope, what's his name - Miyagi - and that punk kid - I'm gonna get them for what they did to you. They made you suffer, so I'm gonna make them suffer... and suffer and suffer and when I think they've suffered enough, then I start with the pain.

Movie: Face/Off(1997)

Dr. Eve Archer:
Happy Birthday, Mikey. He took our baby, Sean. He took our little boy.

Movie: Gangs of New York(2002)

Amsterdam Vallon:
When you kill a king, you don't stab him in the dark. You kill him where the entire court can watch him die.

Today's Movie News

Actress Huppert on Cannes film fest jury - The Chronicle Herald

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:00:00 GMT
PARIS (AP) — French actress Isabelle Huppert will head the jury of the 62nd edition of the Cannes film festival in May. Huppert, 55, who has starred in more than 90 films, has twice won the best actress award at the prestigious film festival on the ...

Thoughts of movies from 2008 - Tri-City Herald

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:28:00 GMT
I occasionally complain about theater etiquette. People have become increasingly rude. They talk on their phones, talk to each other, text message and bring bratty kids to films that even adults should think twice about attending. Texting is what ...

Group Movies Into Folders on Apple TV - PC World

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:07:00 GMT
Today's hint is tangentially related to OS X, in that it uses iTunes, but it will really be of interest only to Apple TV owners. One of my issues with the Apple TV has been the inability to easily organize my movies, leading to a long list of entries ...

Great Quotes

2009-01-02T22:53:00.001-08:00

Quotes:

Movie: Octopussy(1983)

[Bond and Q are floating in a hot air balloon]

James Bond:
I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?

Q:
It goes by hot air.

James Bond:
Oh, then you can.

Movie: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen(1988)

Baron Munchausen:
Gentlemen! Don't you think it would be a good idea to silence those enemy cannons?

Gunner:
No, sir...

Baron Munchausen:
No?

Gunner:
It's Wednesday...

Movie: Half Past Dead(2002)

Williams:
What the hell's going on out there?

Sasha:
I got everything under control.

Williams:
Any good news?

Movie: The Unexpected Pest(1956)

Man:
Marsha, what's going on in here?

Woman:
Oh, John. We'll have to keep the cat. He just caught a great big mouse, and there might be others around.

Sylvester:
[Chuckling] Or the same one lots of times, sister.

Movie: Other People's Money(1991)

Lawrence Garfield:
[In response to Jorgy's speech] Amen. And amen. And amen. You have to forgive me. I'm not familiar with the local custom. Where I come from, you always say "Amen" after you hear a prayer. Because that's what you just heard - a prayer. Where I come from, that particular prayer is called "The Prayer for the Dead." You just heard The Prayer for the Dead, my fellow stockholders, and you didn't say, "Amen." This company is dead. I didn't kill it. Don't blame me. It was dead when I got here. It's too late for prayers. For even if the prayers were answered, and a miracle occurred, and the yen did this, and the dollar did that, and the infrastructure did the other thing, we would still be dead. You know why? Fiber optics. New technologies. Obsolescence. We're dead alright. We're just not broke. And you know the surest way to go broke? Keep getting an increasing share of a shrinking market. Down the tubes. Slow but sure. You know, at one time there must've been dozens of companies making buggy whips. And I'll bet the last company around was the one that made the best goddamn buggy whip you ever saw. Now how would you have liked to have been a stockholder in that company? You invested in a business and this business is dead. Let's have the intelligence, let's have the decency to sign the death certificate, collect the insurance, and invest in something with a future. "Ah, but we can't," goes the prayer. "We can't because we have responsibility, a responsibility to our employees, to our community. What will happen to them?" I got two words for that: Who cares? Care about them? Why? They didn't care about you. They sucked you dry. You have no responsibility to them. For the last ten years this company bled your money. Did this community ever say, "We know times are tough. We'll lower taxes, reduce water and sewer." Check it out: You're paying twice what you did ten years ago. And our devoted employees, who have taken no increases for the past three years, are still making twice what they made ten years ago; and our stock - one-sixth what it was ten years ago. Who cares? I'll tell you. Me. I'm not your best friend. I'm your only friend. I don't make anything? I'm making you money. And lest we forget, that's the only reason any of you became stockholders in the first place. You want to make money! You don't care if they manufacture wire and cable, fried chicken, or grow tangerines! You want to make money! I'm the only friend you've got. I'm making you money. Take the money. Invest it somewhere else. Maybe, maybe you'll get lucky and it'll be used productively. And if it is, you'll create new jobs and provide a service for the economy and, God forbid, even make a few bucks for yourselves. And if anybody asks, tell 'em ya gave at the plant. And by the way, it pleases me that I am called "Larry the Liquidator." You know why, fellow stockholders? Because at my funeral, you'll leave with a smile on your face and a few bucks in your pocket. Now that's a funeral worth having!

Movie: I Can Do Bad All by Myself (V)(2002)

Leroy Brown:
[to Madea, after he found his dog dead] Madea, you better be glad that I'm saved or I would just stab you in your heart!

Mable "Madea" Simmons:
[Madea goes upstairs and comes back down with her purse full of guns] Come on stab me! I want you to stab me! Come on and stab me!

Movie: The Vanishing(1993)

Jeff Harriman:
I just want to know where Diane is.

Barney Cousins:
Then you'll want to listen. Or the answer will slip right by you.

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

Marty McFly:
Wait, you don't understand. If you don't play there's no music. If there's no music they don't dance. If they don't dance they don't kiss and fall in love and I'm history.

Movie: The Others(2001)

Grace:
At first I couldn't understand what the pillows where doing in my hands and why you didn't move, but then I knew, it had happened, I killed my children. I got the rifle, I put it to my forehead and I pulled the trigger, nothing, and I heard your laughter in the bedroom, you were playing with the pillows as if nothing had happened, and I thought the Lord and his great mercy was giving me another chance, tell them, don't give up, be strong, be a good mother but now, but now what does this all mean? Where are we?

Movie: Once Upon a Forest(1993)

Edgar:
Come on, we'd better hurry!

Michelle:
If Uncle Cornelius asks, tell him it isn't MY fault you're late!

Today's Movie News

“The Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart” Quotation

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:16:00 +0000
Stanley Sweetheart:
Cathy, this is Danny, Shane and Andrea.

Cathy:
Hi.

Danny:
No, but we’re working on it.

Fran:
What’s the film about, Stanley?

Stanley Sweetheart:
Well, it’s about a boy… and a girl… and how they use their aesthetic distance as a means to keep their egocentric mechanisms separated from their id.

Stanley Sweetheart:
as a film director] I think you’re going to enjoy this. ...]

Bite sized - Baltimore Sun

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 03:11:00 GMT
S eeing big-screen movies on small-screen TVs has always been a dubious proposition - make the image so small, and why even bother? Recent history had that problem of scale becoming less and less of a concern, thanks to the popularity of big-screen ...

Actor cited for driving 106 mph in Vermont - Times-Argus

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 21:07:00 GMT
NEWBURY — Vermont State Police say they've cited "Crash" actor Matt Dillon for speeding for allegedly going 106 miles per hour on an interstate highway. Dillon, 44, of New York, was charged with excessive speed after being pulled over by a trooper ...

Great Quotes

2009-01-02T13:40:00.000-08:00

Straight to the Quotes ...

Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)

Danny:
Your're gonna leave us alone in this creepy old house?

Dad:
It's not creepy, it's old.

Walter:
I like mom's better.

Dad:
Well, so did she and now it's hers.

Movie: D.O.A.(1950)

Sydney Fuller:
So, who are you gonna punch a confession out of next?

Movie: Take the Lead(2006)

Ramos:
[Danjou and Sasha kiss during tango dance] Whaaat?

Movie: Jack-Wabbit and the Beanstalk(1943)

Giant:
Trying to pull a fast one on me, eh? Well he can't outsmart me, because I'm a moron.

Movie: D.E.B.S.(2003)

Mrs. Peatree:
This is not the Girl Scouts, this is espionage!

Movie: Kamui no ken(1985)

Jiro:
In heaven and earth, you are all I can rely on. Whether going along with you will bring about misfortune or hope for now I do not know. But there is no going back now!

Movie: Hak bak sam lam(2003)

Chan Lok-Yin:
[narrating] Maybe Rebel Without a Cause had a good box office record. So many boys imitated James Dean. They played tyrant everywhere.

Movie: Queen of Outer Space(1958)

Lt. Larry Turner:
Why don't you girls knock off all this Gestapo stuff and try to be a little friendly.

Movie: Bad Boys(1983)

Mick O'Brien:
I'm sorry about your little brother, Moreno.

Paco Moreno:
Oh, you really break my heart, you know that? I'm sorry about your old lady. I'm sorry I didn't get to finish the job.

Today's Movie News

Quotation from the Movie “Open Water”

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:41:00 +0000
Susan:
seeing a shark swimming right in front of them] What kind sharks are those?

Daniel:
Big ones.

Open Water (2004, DVD) Blanchard Ryan WIDE
US $0.99
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Quotation from the 2004 Movie “The Affairs of God”

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:51:00 +0000
Joseph:
Tell me who schtupp’d you!

Mary:
OK my husband. I’ll tell you. You probably won’t believe me though.

Joseph:
Try me.

Mary:
You promise not to laugh?

Joseph:
Yeah.

Mary:
It was God.

Joseph:
It was that good, huh?

Bernie Hamilton Aka Capt. Harold Dobey - Starsky & Hutch Actor Dies - Post Chronicle

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 19:26:00 GMT
The beloved Captain Harold Dobey, real name Bernie Hamilton, has died today. Bernie Hamilton was 80 years old, he died Tuesday night at a Los Angeles' Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after going into cardiac arrest according to E! Online. Bernie Hamilton ...

Movie Quotes Update

2009-01-02T13:25:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: Queen Christina(1933)

Queen Christina:
Must we live for the dead?

Oxenstierna:
For the great dead, yes, Your Majesty.

Movie: Xscape(2000)

Lieutenant Elijah Karl Heisenberg:
It's not as if we are doing anything worse than China had done. They execute over 4,000 prisoners a year, then put the bodies to good use, for organ transplants. No one seems to be worried about that.

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

Marty McFly:
[watching a Honeymooners episode in 1955] Hey, hey, I've seen this one. I've seen this one. This is a classic. This is the one where Ralph dresses up as the man from space.

Milton Baines:
What do you mean, you've seen this? It's brand new.

Marty McFly:
Yeah, well, I saw it on a...

[realizing]

Marty McFly:
...rerun.

Milton Baines:
What's a rerun?

Marty McFly:
You'll find out.

Movie: The Unsinkable Molly Brown(1964)

Molly Brown:
[reading the ring] "Always remember two things I love you and the name of the bank."

Movie: Quick(1993)

Sheriff:
You folks are from Hawaii and you came to L.A. on your honeymoon?

Herschel:
Yeah. One day we just got sick of living in paradise.

Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)

Ofelia:
Hi! Are you a fairy?

Movie: Mad Max(1979)

Nightrider:
I am the Nightrider. I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller!

Movie: Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1995)

Ace:
[parking] Like a glove!

Latest Movie News

“Addicted to Love” Quotation

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:30:00 +0000
Maggie:
What’s your name?

Sam:
Mike.

Maggie:
What’s your name, Mike?

Sam:
Sam.

Maggie:
Well, that is, without a doubt, the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard.

Sam:
You don’t understand…

Maggie:
And I don’t mean that in a trivial way. I’m a photographer, I’ve seen a lot of things. I once took pictures of a man who ate his own legs, and you would be the black ...]

Glückwünsche für J.D. Salinger - Der Spiegel

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 11:07:00 GMT
Ein Nachtrag zu unseren gestrigen Blog-Zitaten über den links- und rechtsextremen französischen Komiker Dieudonne M ' bala M ' bala , der den Holocaustleugner Robert Faurisson ...

Movie Quotations for Today

2009-01-02T02:51:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: The Odd Couple(1968)

[doorbell rings]

Felix Ungar:
They're here! The dinner guests. I'll go get a saw and cut the meat!

Movie: Accepted(2006)

Uncle Ben:
[to Dean Van Horne] Why don't you take your PhD and stick it up your A-S-S!

Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)

McGruder:
At present count, you only have ten fingers. I honestly don't want to have to ask you ten times.

Movie: Each Dawn I Die(1939)

'Hood' Stacey:
Ain't there a rule against talking in this young ladies riding academy?

Movie: The One(2001)

Gabriel Law:
My grandfather taught me the energy of life goes in a circle in a perfect flow, balanced. He said until I find my center, my circle would never be whole. That day, I first saw her in the clinic I came in with a dog that was hit by a car. I knew right away she was my center. She made me whole.

Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)

Babe:
Sorry, Boss...

Movie: Universal Soldier: The Return(1999)

[Trying to jump off building into garbage truck]

Romeo:
Capture Deveraux, minimal damage.

[Jumps]

Romeo:
[Truck moves]

Romeo:
Oh SHIT!

Movie: The Underworld Story(1950)

Catherine Harris:
Did you ever rob graves, Mr. Reese?

Mike Reese:
No future in it.

Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Jabberwocky

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 07:51:00 +0000
Narrator:
It is the middle of the dark ages, ages darker than anyone had expected.

Dennis:
I keep your potato.

King Bruno the Questionable:
Guards… kill that man…

Jabberwocky (2001, DVD)
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“S.O.B.” Quotation

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:27:00 +0000
Ben Coogan:
I’m going to throw up.

Dr. Irving Finegarten:
Ah! The last of your excremental bodily functions!

Nurse:
I’ll see what I can do.

Polly Reed:
You’ll do more than just see, missy! You’ll do! See?

Felix Farmer:
Sally Miles says “sh*t”!

S.O.B. - New DVD
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Und noch ein Ausblick – weil so viel zusammenkommt - Der Tagesspiegel Online

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 19:44:00 GMT
Alles traurig im Jahr 2009? Nein – es gibt mit Sicherheit auch in diesem komplizierten Jahr allerhand zu feiern. Das 100. Jubiläum von Borussia Dortmund zum Beispiel wird den ...

Daily Movie Quotations

2009-01-01T17:45:00.001-08:00

Here are the Movie Quotations ...

Movie: The Addams Family(1991)

Margaret:
Everyone keeps asking where he bought his costume.

Gomez:
It is a wonderful hat.

Movie: Target(1985)

Walter Lloyd:
[to Mason] Do yourself a favor and take the rest of your life off. If I see you again ... I won't see you again.

Movie: Ma vie en rose(1997)

Teacher:
I see Pam and Ben are very popular. But Ludo, you want to be like Ben, right?

Movie: Vanity Fair(2004)

Miss Matilda Crawley:
Oh, please tell me there's something disreputable in your past

Becky Sharp:
Well, my father was an artist

Miss Matilda Crawley:
Ah, that's better, a starving one I hope

Becky Sharp:
Absolutely ravenous

Movie: Va savoir(2001)

Ugo:
Why are you staring at me?

Dominique 'Do':
I think you're handsome. I'm just joking. Well, no. You have shadows under your eyes. Tired?

Ugo:
This play is harder and harder.

Dominique 'Do':
Mother and I plan to go tomorrow. It's not full?

Ugo:
Far from it, unfortunately. I'm delighted you're coming.

Dominique 'Do':
Mother will ask me to translate and explain everything. There will be "shhs" all around us.

Movie: Bad Boys II(2003)

[after Mike lifted the sheet covering the dead bimbo in the morgue]

Marcus Burnett:
Mike, have some dignity!

Mike Lowery:
What? I ain't doin' nothin'. What am I gonna do with these big-ass fake dead titties?

Marcus Burnett:
But you're LOOKIN' at them.

Mike Lowery:
There is something seriously wrong with your brain man

Marcus Burnett:
Just cover up 'em titties.

Movie: The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad(1949)

Mole:
Aren't you afraid of the police?

Mr. Toad:
Afraid of the police?

[laughs]

Mr. Toad:
I... afraid of the police.

[laughs more. Then a loud knock and yelling comes from the door]

Mr. Toad:
THE POLICE!

Movie: Easter Sunday(2004)

Hotlanta:
There's a new sheriff in town, and his name is Hotlanta.

Movie: The Quick Gun(1964)

Jud Spangler:
Oh now Clint, you ought to trust me better than that.

Clint Cooper:
I trust you, Spang, and you trust me, but we just can't trust each other.

Movie: Bad Boys(1983)

Captain Howard:
Until then, until then, you are Mike Lowrey, you be him, that's what you are, you're him.

Marcus Burnett:
But I-...

Captain Howard:
You're him, I don't wanna hear it, you're him. And you, you're you, you be you, but not in front of her. You're him, you're you.

Movie: AC/DC: Let There Be Rock(1980)

Interviewer:
Do you think there will be a Third World War?

Angus Young:
I'm the Third World War.

Movie: Osmosis Jones(2001)

[Osmosis is at the theater watching one of Frank's dreams when the screen appears to burn up]

Osmosis:
Thrax is alive! Thrax is alive and he's in the brain!

Cell:
Oh, sure, pal! Spoil the ending.

Today's Movie News

“Addicted to Love” Quotation

Sun, 01 Apr 2007 07:30:00 +0000
Maggie:
What’s your name?

Sam:
Mike.

Maggie:
What’s your name, Mike?

Sam:
Sam.

Maggie:
Well, that is, without a doubt, the most pathetic thing I’ve ever heard.

Sam:
You don’t understand…

Maggie:
And I don’t mean that in a trivial way. I’m a photographer, I’ve seen a lot of things. I once took pictures of a man who ate his own legs, and you would be the black ...]

Thoughts of movies from 2008 - Tri-City Herald

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:48:00 GMT
I occasionally complain about theater etiquette. People have become increasingly rude. They talk on their phones, talk to each other, text message and bring bratty kids to films that even adults should think twice about attending. Texting is what ...

Mouse traps - Sydney Morning Herald

Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:28:00 GMT
As a youngster, Dustin Hoffman loved the Disney animated movie classic Bambi. Decades later, the two-time best actor Oscar winner sat down with his children to watch the film about a young deer dealing with the sudden death of its mother. Hoffman saw ...

“Easter Parade” Quotation

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:31:00 +0000
Don Hewes:
Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer?

Hannah Brown:
You did.

Don Hewes:
Why didn’t you tell me I was in love with you?

Don Hewes:
A girl dancer has to be exotic; she has to be - a peach.

Hannah Brown:
I suppose I’m a lemon!

the bartender hands Don his drink]

Don Hewes:
Can you drown a brunette in ...]

Box office preview: 'Marley' to maintain top spot? - Hollywood Insider

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:52:00 GMT
Even Hollywood goes on vacation. So while you're nursing your hangover in Yonkers, they're beaching it in some exotic foreign locale, and the box office is destined to look eerily similar to last weekend's. That means the lovable dog movie Marley ...

Movie Quotations for Today

2009-01-01T17:36:00.001-08:00

Today's Movie Quotations:

Movie: On Deadly Ground(1994)

Forrest Taft:
I wouldn't dirty my bullets.

Movie: The One(2001)

Roedecker:
On the floor, right now!

Yulaw:
The floor? This is a hospital. The floor is full of germs. Want me to get sick?

Movie: Back to the Future(1985)

[Marty enters his house and sees Biff harrassing George]

Biff Tannen:
I can't believe you'd *loan* me your car without telling me it had a blind spot. I could've been killed!

George McFly:
Now now, Biff, now I never noticed that the car had any blind spot before when I would drive it. Hi, son.

Biff Tannen:
But what are you, blind, McFly? It's there. How else you explain that wreck out there?

George McFly:
Now, Biff, um, can I, uh, can I assume that your insurance is gonna pay for the damage?

Biff Tannen:
My insurance? It's your car. Your insurance should pay for it. I wanna know who's gonna pay for this.

[He shows George his shirt]

Biff Tannen:
I spilled beer all over when that car smashed into me. Who's gonna pay my cleaning bill?

Movie: Gankitkhvis dge (V)(2001)

Gio:
What happened?

Natalie:
He was alone those days. He even not forgiven my father for everything he done.

Gio:
What about your house?

Natalie:
We sold the house... When they called me about grandpa I couldn't believe, it was unconceivable... then money were gone, and when I... Nobody listened to me, Nobody...

Movie: Zandalee(1991)

OPP Man:
Nothin's as good as they say it is, not even ME and I can do something pretty awful good.

Movie: Major Dundee(1965)

Jimmy Lee Benteen:
[the command encounters a patrol of Confederate cavalry at a river crossing] Which way, Captain?

Capt. Benjamin Tyreen:
To Mexico, you bloody idiot!

Movie: Labyrinth(1986)

Jareth:
Tell me Sarah, what do you think of my labyrinth?

Latest Movie News

Harry Potter, Wolverine Return - Wall Street Journal

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 22:55:00 GMT
Hollywood found some of 2009's most anticipated films in an unexpected place: 2008. Several studios have pushed movies slated for last year into this one to get some breathing room in an overcrowded and hypercompetitive market. Others bowed to ...

Movie Quotation: Jabberwocky

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 07:51:00 +0000
Narrator:
It is the middle of the dark ages, ages darker than anyone had expected.

Dennis:
I keep your potato.

King Bruno the Questionable:
Guards… kill that man…

Jabberwocky DVD michael palin/gilliam monty python cast
US $12.39
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“Easter Parade” Quotation

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:31:00 +0000
Don Hewes:
Miss Brown, what idiot ever told you you were a dancer?

Hannah Brown:
You did.

Don Hewes:
Why didn’t you tell me I was in love with you?

Don Hewes:
A girl dancer has to be exotic; she has to be - a peach.

Hannah Brown:
I suppose I’m a lemon!

the bartender hands Don his drink]

Don Hewes:
Can you drown a brunette in ...]

The 2008 Flaming Hobbit Award - Cinema Blend

Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:09:00 GMT
The Flaming Hobbit is presented each year or so (unreliability is the sheer essence of the FH) to the best bad movie of the year. You know... the one you're afraid to admit you own when talking to your friends. The movie you keep hidden WAY at the ...

Latest Lines from Movies

2009-01-01T12:34:00.001-08:00

Check out these Lines from Movies:

Today's Quotations

2008-12-31T09:48:00.001-08:00

Check out these Quotations:

Movie: Oratotis miden(1970)

Horst Richter:
[after the accident in the shipyard and the workers' uprising] What did you do? You told them that those responsible for the accident will be punished

Angelos Kreouzis:
I said, "If we find them."

Horst Richter:
And you said that we will take safety measures.

Angelos Kreouzis:
I said, "In the future."

Horst Richter:
You said they will have raises.

Angelos Kreouzis:
That goes "In the future" as well. "In the future" is very close to "never".

Movie: Back to the Future Part III(1990)

Marty McFly:
[holding up a plate that says "Frisbee"] Hey, look, Frisbee, far-out.

Seamus McFly:
Wonder what he meant by that?

Maggie McFly:
It was right in front of him.

Movie: Underworld(1996)

Selene:
How can you trust him over me?

Viktor:
Because he's not the one who has been tainted by an animal.

Movie: Only the Strong(1993)

Louis Stevens:
First of all I ain't a teacher. Second I'm in a real shitty mood. And third no law says I can't make it my business. So let the kid go.

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Rabbi Lewis! Anna, this is Rabbi Lewis.

Rabbi Lewis:
Good to see you again Miss Riley.

Anna Riley:
Good to see you again Rabbi Lewis.

Rabbi Lewis:
You missed our last class.

Anna Riley:
I know, I'm sorry, I thought I was leaving town.

Rabbi Lewis:
[to Jake] Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Anna Riley:
I would love to start up again if that's all right with you.

Rabbi Lewis:
I'd be delighted. Now, if you'll excuse us, we've got some dancing to do.

Movie: Kameleon en de dubbelganger(2005)

Boer Jellema:
[to Bob Korstra, dressed up as Zwart] Look this is my wife her jewelbox, EMPTY! I have been robbed! What are you going tot do about that?

Movie: Underworld(1996)

[Erika helps Selene escape]

Selene:
Why are you helping me?

Erika:
I'm not. I'm helping me.

Movie: "'Allo 'Allo!"(1982)

[repeated line]

René:
You stupid woman!

Latest Movie News

'Marley & Me' earns $36.3M box office biscuit - Hanford Sentinel

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:56:00 GMT
Meanwhile, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," which opened No. 2 on Christmas Day, gave up that slot to "Bedtime Stories" in the Friday-to-Sunday haul. The Adam Sandler family flick took $27.4 million over the weekend to edge out the Brad Pitt ...

'Marley & Me' earns $36.3M box office biscuit - Hanford Sentinel

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:56:00 GMT
Meanwhile, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button," which opened No. 2 on Christmas Day, gave up that slot to "Bedtime Stories" in the Friday-to-Sunday haul. The Adam Sandler family flick took $27.4 million over the weekend to edge out the Brad Pitt ...

Top Ten Movies of 2008 - All Headline News

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:05:00 GMT
With all the movies of 2008 -- some still on big screens, some already off -- in the books, it's time to salute the cream of that crop. First, by way of demonstrating the overall level of quality of the titles on this year's Top Ten list, here are ...

Top movies of 2008 - Howard County Times

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:15:00 GMT
The movie box office usually holds up reasonably well during a recession, because ticket-buyers still feel it's nice to get away from national worries for a couple hours. Although many of the past year's movies fared better financially than ...

Latest Quotations

2008-12-31T01:46:00.001-08:00

Check out these Quotations:

Movie: One Point O(2004)

Adam:
There are changes happening, not all of them good.

Movie: Oklahoma!(1955)

Will Parker:
I don't know what to make of you! You're too purty to be a skunk! Too thin to be a snake! To little to be a man, and too big to be a mouse! I reckon you're a rat!

Ali Hakim:
That's logical.

Movie: The Kentuckian(1955)

Drunk frontiersman with whip:
Who dares? Who dares to crack a whip with me? My mammy was a gator and my pappy was a bull! I can whup my weight in wildcats and drink my belly full. Who dares?

[Stan whips the jug out of drunk whipcracker's hand]

Drunk frontiersman with whip:
Not you, Stan. You cut too fine a seam for me.

Movie: Vacation(1983)

Cousin Eddie:
[at the cookout] Edna! Helper's on!

Clark Griswald:
[to Ellen] Is that *your* Aunt Edna?

[Ellen slinks away from the table]

Movie: Keys to Tulsa(1997)

Keith:
Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Movie: Kalifornia(1993)

Carrie Laughlin:
Oh, God. Please don't let them be as boring as Brian's friends. Anything but that.

Movie: Tales from the Hood(1995)

[Martin Moorehouse has just transformed Newton into a mural]

Martin Moorehouse:
Welcome - to MY world!

Movie: Jackass Number Two(2006)

Johnny Knoxville:
It's gonna hurt a lot, but it's just loud.

Movie: Tales of the Abyss (VG)(2005)

Luke Fon Fabre:
You're blue, have weird ears, sound like a girl, and breathe fire... You're a thing.

Movie: Mahler(1974)

Mahler:
You've already wasted three minutes of my time! Now why don't you do what I do to keep the New York Philharmonic in time: beat it!

Movie: Ordinary People(1980)

Conrad "Con" Jarrett:
You woulda visited Buck if he was in the hospital.

Beth Jarrett:
Buck would have never been in the hospital!

Movie: X2(2003)

Storm:
Can you teleport inside?

Nightcrawler:
No. I have to be able to see where I am going, otherwise I could wind up inside a wall.

Today's Movie News

Movie Quotation: Uncle Buck

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:10:00 +0000
Buck Russell:
Do you think she hates me?

Maisy Russell:
With a passion.

Buck Russell:
Really? Do you think it’s the hat?

Maisy Russell:
No.

Buck Russell:
No? A lot of people hate this hat. It angers a lot of people, just the sight of it. Ah, I’ll tell you a story about that on the way to school.

Miles and Maisey watch Tia make ...]

Movies Movie Profile: TOM CRUISE TAKES DOWN HITLER IN 'VALKYRIE' - IF Magazine

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 07:40:00 GMT
World War II. The Holocaust. Adolf Hitler. To merely speak these words evokes emotions of sadness, horror, and even hatred. It is a one of the low water marks in human history, a time a foolish ideas supported by foolish people. And over sixty years ...

Secret bride Scarlett Johansson - China Economic Net

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:08:00 GMT
Scarlett Johansson was "happy" she kept her marriage to Ryan Reynolds a secret. 'The Spirit' star - who wed actor Ryan in a low-profile ceremony in September - is thrilled she managed to tie the knot away from the public spotlight. She told the Los ...

“Jack the Ripper” Quotation

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 19:17:00 +0000
Sir David Rogers:
Mary Clarke. Are you Mary Clarke? Where can I find Mary Clarke?

Sir David Rogers:
And who might this be?

Inspector O’Neill:
Mr. Lowry, sir. He’s an American.

Sir David Rogers:
That would account for it.

Inspector O’Neill:
Well, see for yourself. Look at this street. Before this ripper business started, you could hardly move along here. Stalls, barrel organs, people ...]

Quotes Update

2008-12-30T20:17:00.001-08:00

Here are the Quotes ...

Movie: X2(2003)

Rogue:
Logan, come on. Let's go.

Wolverine:
Go, I'll be fine!

Rogue:
But we won't.

Movie: Damn Yankees!(1958)

Joe Boyd:
What happens after I stop being a baseball player? Then where would I be?

Mr. Applegate:
[laughs] Well now, of course that's fairly well known.

Joe Boyd:
Yes, but I have...

Mr. Applegate:
After all, there's nothing unusual about it. How do you suppose some of these politicians around town got started? And parking lot owners?

Movie: Dances with Wolves(1990)

John Dunbar:
I am Lieutenant John Jay Dunbar and this is my post.

Movie: Babylon 5: The Legend of the Rangers: To Live and Die in Starlight (TV)(2002)

Ranger Tirk:
Citizen G'Kar, Captain Martel would like to speak with you.

Movie: V for Vendetta(2005)

Valerie:
But America's war grew worse and worse and eventually it came to London. After that there were no roses anymore. Not for anyone.

Movie: X-Men(2000)

[about his claws]

Rogue:
When they come out... does it hurt?

Wolverine:
Every time.

Movie: Otra conquista, La(1998)

Topiltzin:
[in Nahuatl] Sun God, why have you abandoned us?

Movie: The Opposite Sex(1956)

Crystal Allen:
When Steven doesn't like what I wear, I take it off!

Movie: Out Cold(2001)

Pig Pen:
Snownook's not our home, Bull Mountain's our home.

Anthony:
Well technically, it belonged to the Eskimos, but we stole it fair and square.

Today's Movie News

“Uncle Buck” Quotation

Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:43:00 +0000
Buck:
Art Linkletter was right. Kids do say the God damndest things.

Buck Russell:
On the way to his brother’s] Oh boy, those kids. I haven’t seen those kids in a while. Tia’s gotta be nine. Nine, maybe ten. Oh boy. And the two new ones. They’re uh… Larry and… uh… Larry and, uh… Uh… Betsy. Betsy, uh… ...]

“Obchod na korze” Quotation

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 03:22:00 +0000
Antonin Brtko:
What can I do? What? I’m nobody. A zero.

Antonin Brtko:
I’m your Aryan and you’re my Jewess . . . understand?

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Latest Movie Quotes

2008-12-30T03:22:00.001-08:00

Straight to the Movie Quotes ...

Movie: One of Our Aircraft Is Missing(1942)

Else Meertens:
Do you think that we Hollanders who threw the sea out of our country will let the Germans have it? Better the sea.

Movie: Hackers(1995)

Razor:
This *is* a payphone.

Blade:
Don't ask.

Movie: ABBA in Concert (TV)(1980)

[Frida and Agnetha are en route in the car; to the driver]

Frida:
Is it far to go? It is? Good.

[Settles down in the seat and pretends to fall asleep. Agnetha starts laughing; soon Frida is too]

Movie: Addams Family Values(1993)

Morticia:
Children, do you think that we love the baby more than we love you?

Wednesday, Pugsley:
Yes.

Morticia:
Do you think that when there's a new baby in the house, one of the other children has to die?

Wednesday, Pugsley:
Yes.

Grandma:
Well that's just not true - not anymore.

Today's Movie News

Dec. 30: Scarlett Johansson: The HD Hottie - TVPredictions.com

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 10:25:00 GMT
Washington, D.C. (December 30, 2008) -- Following our extremely popular contest, 'HD Hottie Hysteria,' we've started a new feature in which we will highlight a top female star every day. The gorgeous female will come from a program that can be seen ...

“Waga seishun no Arukadia” Quotation

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:28:00 +0000
Captain Harlock:
A pirate must live a pirate’s life, and this is the way of life we have chosen.

Zeda’s final words to Harlock]

Zêda:
When we meet in Hell, let us drink as friends.

Today's Movie Quotes

2008-12-30T02:42:00.001-08:00

Check out these Movie Quotes:

Movie: Tales of Symphonia (VG)(2003)

Sheena Fujibayashi:
I call upon the ancient ruler of the elements, I summon thee, come, Maxwell!

Movie: The X Files: Resist or Serve (VG)(2004)

Ringo Langly:
OK boys and girls, if I can't read you loud and clear, I blame Frohike.

Melvin Frohike:
I heard that!

Movie: Used Cars(1980)

Rudy:
You've seen how bad business is. We had nun; nuns, protesting in front of the dealership this morning.

Jeff:
Nuns?

Rudy:
Yeah. I had to get Jim to turn the fire hose on them.

Big Jim:
Yeah. And I knocked them motherfuckers on they asses, too.

Movie: Oh, No! Zombies!!! (V)(2003)

[hits zombie with baseball bat]

Justin:
You just struck out!

Movie: Darby O'Gill and the Little People(1959)

Michael McBride:
[singing] Have you ever seen the seagulls a-flyin' o'er the heather, or the crimson sails on Galway Bay the fishermen unfurl? Oh, the Earth is full of beauty, and it's gathered all together in the form and face and dainty grace of a pretty Irish girl. Oh, she is my dear, my darling one, her eyes so sparklin' full of fun, no other, no other can match the likes of her! She is my dear, my darling one, my smilin' and beguilin' one; I love the ground she walks upon, my darling Irish girl!

Movie: Babes in Toyland (TV)(1986)

Passerby #1:
There's a monster in Barnaby's wedding cake!

Passerby #2:
He won't be pleased with that.

Movie: Qing cheng zhi lian(1984)

Fan Liu-Yuan:
When looking at Hsu's green raincoat when picking her up from the port: Your raincoat looks like a medicine jar.

Fan Liu-Yuan:
After a short pause: You are my medicine.

Movie: The Tao of Steve(2000)

Dex:
You think all Buddhist monks are like the Dalai Lama? I mean, you don't there are guys in Nepal, right, who are like, "What should I do? Should I carry packs of heavy shit for Westerners up to the top of the base camp on Mt. Everest, or should I stay down here in Katmandu and maybe just chant all day and check out chicks and pretend to be holy?"

Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)

Barnes Wallace:
Do you know how much water it takes the Germans to make a ton of steel?

Doctor:
I haven't the least idea.

Barnes Wallace:
One hundred tons. Now just look at this.

[gestures to a map on his desk]

Barnes Wallace:
The whole of this great arsenal of war factories in the Ruhr depends for its water on three enormous dams. The Moehne. The Eder. And, the Sorpe. They control the level of the canals and supply a lot of hydroelectric power as well. When those are full they hold four hundred *million* tons of water. Just think of the chaos if we could break those walls down.

Movie: Quo Vadis(1951)

Vinicius:
[speaking of Nero] Is it true that the new Empress Poppea was once a harlot?

Petronius:
[Sardonically humorous] My dear Marcus, what a proletarian observation! You must know that a woman's past is of no consequence when she mates with a god.

Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns (TV)(1999)

Mickey Muldoon:
[dreamily] I met this girl... Princess Jessica.

Seamus Muldoon:
Princess Jessica - King Boric's daughter!

Mickey Muldoon:
Oh, she's an angel, with the face!

Seamus Muldoon:
Oh, no, no, no, no, no - listen - You leave her be! I don't want that sort of trouble! Mary Maldoon, this is your fault! Jack - will you tell him to listen to his father?

Jack Woods:
Why? I never did.

Seamus Muldoon:
Neither did I; that's not point!

Mary Muldoon:
So he's told you, has he? You're his father, speak to him!

Seamus Muldoon:
Mickey Maldoon, you listen to me: You stay away from that girl, or I'll disown you!

Mickey Muldoon:
How can you disown me; you don't own anything.

Mary Muldoon:
Don't speak to your father like that!

Mickey Muldoon:
What, you do!

Jack Woods:
That's expected - I'm his wife! And don't speak to *me* like that!

Seamus Muldoon:
Yes, don't speak to her like that!

Mickey Muldoon:
Well, who'm I expected to speak to like that, then?

Seamus Muldoon:
Now you're speaking to me like that.

Mickey Muldoon:
But she started speaking to *me* like that...

[fade]

Movie: The Dam Busters(1955)

Barnes Wallace:
You know, there's such a very thin dividing line between inspiration and obsession that sometimes it's very hard to decide which side we're really on.

Today's Movie News

Having a gay old time at the movies - Independent

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:52:00 GMT
Top job: Gay roles have brought screen success for many actors, including Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain... In the new movie Milk, Sean Penn plays America 's first openly gay politician Harvey Milk , who was shot dead in San ...

Holocaust Movies - femalefirst.co.uk

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:14:00 GMT
The Holocaust will be an event in history that will never be forgotten and the pain for so many families will never fade. Yet this subject is one that has long since fascinated filmmakers resulting in a string of movies that have tried to uncover and ...

10 best movies of 2008 - AZCentral.com

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:35:00 GMT
There are, in any given year, any number of remarkably good films released, and 2008 was no different. A banner year? Not really. But what was good was REALLY good. (What was bad was pretty awful, too.) Whether it was comic-book films all grown up, a ...

Having a gay old time at the movies - Independent

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:52:00 GMT
Top job: Gay roles have brought screen success for many actors, including Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal in Brokeback Mountain... In the new movie Milk, Sean Penn plays America 's first openly gay politician Harvey Milk , who was shot dead in San ...

THORNTON PUTS MUSIC ON HOLD FOR BIG MOVIE MONEY - PR Inside

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 08:31:00 GMT
Hollywood actor BILLY BOB THORNTON has put his life-long love of music on hold to pursue his film career - because big budget movies pay so well. The 53-year-old began his career as a singer-songwriter in the late 1990s, taking the stage with his ...

Lines from Movies for Today

2008-12-30T01:59:00.001-08:00

Today's Lines from Movies:

Movie: The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland(1999)

Humongous Chicken:
Now stand still. Like a piece of corn.

Movie: The Palm Beach Story(1942)

Tom Jeffers:
[talking about his new name, "McGlew"] I guess I'll have to stick with it.

Movie: Kaante(2002)

Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
Plan's changed.... all of you put your cellphones on the table... we are going to rob the bank tomorrow... not the day after...

Maqbool Haider 'Mak':
Smart move Major! You're doing this so none of us can cheat on you...

Anand Mathur 'Andy':
So what do we do tonight?

Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
Tonight? We're gonna dance, sing, drink... what else?

Raj Yadav 'Baali':
*Picks up the mobile* I will get some hot chics arranged right now!

Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
Put the phone down Bali!

Movie: The Karate Kid, Part III(1989)

Terry Silver:
[to Mike Barnes before the match] Remember the game plan. First you win a point, then you lose a point. Keep the score at zero-zero. Pulverize him for the full three minutes. Then in sudden death you get the point, we win. I want him to experience pain. First he suffers.

John Kreese:
Then he suffers some more.

Movie: X-Men: The Last Stand(2006)

Logan:
[while he and Beast are fighting off Magneto's forces] I thought you were a diplomat.

Dr. Hank McCoy:
Churchill said that there comes a time when every man must...

[pauses to fight off another baddie, then another, then another]

Dr. Hank McCoy:
Oh, you get the point!

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10 best movies of 2008 - AZCentral.com

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:35:00 GMT
There are, in any given year, any number of remarkably good films released, and 2008 was no different. A banner year? Not really. But what was good was REALLY good. (What was bad was pretty awful, too.) Whether it was comic-book films all grown up, a ...

Movie Quotation: Out for Justice

Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:06:00 +0000
after breaking up a fight]

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
You talking to me, man?

Vermeer:
Who the f*ck you think you are, huh?

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
You like to beat up on f*ckin’ women, is that it? Beat up on me asshole.

after beating up the entire bar]

Detective Gino Felino NYPD:
Anybody seen Richie? I’m gonna keep comin’ back until someone REMEMBERS ...]

Forgive Us, But Marley's Got No Bite - The Bulletin

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 07:48:00 GMT
Don’t be fooled by the holiday wrapping around “Marley And Me” — it turns out David Frankel (“The Devil Wears Prada)” has created a film about the euphoric and disparaging elements of career, love and relationships. The love shared ...

More Lines from Movies

2008-12-29T19:20:00.001-08:00

Check out these Lines from Movies:

Movie: October Sky(1999)

Roy Lee:
What's an auk?

O'Dell:
It's a bird that don't fly.

Roy Lee:
You mean like a parakeet?

Movie: The Magdalene Sisters(2002)

[last lines]

Rose:
I'll write to you.

Bernadette:
Grand.

Rose:
Good luck.

Movie: Unfaithful(2002)

Bill Stone:
Wait. Wait a minute. You're telling me about family? Well, you don't know the first goddamn thing about it. Why don't you take a look at your own fucking family, Ed? Take a goddamn look at that.

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

Daniel:
I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.

Miyagi:
What?

Daniel:
What you just got me into in there.

Miyagi:
Huh?

Daniel:
You said you were going to make things better for me.

Miyagi:
But I did.

Daniel:
How?

Miyagi:
How? Just saved you two months beating.

Daniel:
Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.

Movie: Back to the Future Part II(1989)

Marty McFly:
Are you two related?

Biff Tannen:
[knocking on Marty's head] Hello? Hello? Anybody home? What do you think? Griff just called me Grandpa for his health?

Movie: Babe: Pig in the City(1998)

The Pitbull:
[during jelly bean distribution to the hungry animals] Thank the pig.

Movie: Madagascar(2005)

Marty the Zebra:
[whispering] It's the man!

Movie: Keeping the Faith(2000)

Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram:
Whoa! Listen to what you're saying. You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the possibility that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend?

Movie: Kabhi Kabhie - Love Is Life(1976)

Amitabh Malhotra:
[singing] Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you were made for me. / Before this you lived among the stars / You were called to earth for me. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That your body, your eyes are in trust for me. / The dense shade of your hair is for me alone, / These lips, these arms are in my trust. / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / As if wedding music plays on the road. / It is our wedding night and I'm lifting your veil... / You're melting in my arms, blushing with shyness... / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind / That you'll love me forever. / You'll always look at me with love in your eyes... / I know you now belong to another, but still / Sometimes the thought crosses my mind...

Movie: The Gamers (V)(2002)

Rogar, The Barbarian:
Am I still unconscious?

Movie: Quiz Show(1994)

Mark Van Doren:
What these books have conclusively proven is that the diffence between men and women is exactly 38 pages.

Man 1:
Can I quote you, Mark?

Mark Van Doren:
Not before I quote me.

Dorothy Van Doren:
His own quotes are his greatest pleasure.

Man 2:
Did you hear the market dropped 30 points today. There's a rumor Eisenhower died.

Dorothy Van Doren:
How could they tell?

Mark Van Doren:
Oh, please. Don't get Dorothy started on politics. There'll be a raid.

Movie: Zathura: A Space Adventure(2005)

Danny:
Wanna play Stratego?

Walter:
No, you always cheat at board games.

Danny:
But you can't even cheat at Stratego!

Walter:
Trust me, you'll find a way.

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“Waga seishun no Arukadia” Quotation

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:28:00 +0000
Captain Harlock:
A pirate must live a pirate’s life, and this is the way of life we have chosen.

Zeda’s final words to Harlock]

Zêda:
When we meet in Hell, let us drink as friends.

DIY home movies, records transfers - Minneapolis Star Tribune

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:57:00 GMT
Michael Oiseth of Bloomington loaded his father's 8mm film onto a transfer machine at the Edina Art Center Media Studios. Oiseth was transferring the old family film to DVDs which he could then edit on his computer. Edina Art Center has a do-it ...

Latest Movie Quotations

2008-12-29T18:00:00.001-08:00

Movie Quotations:

Movie: Untamed Heart(1993)

Adam:
Once people got use to staying away, they always stayed away. I never got close to anybody.

Movie: The United States of Leland(2003)

Leland:
And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

Movie: Laberinto del fauno, El(2006)

Mayor:
Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?

Capitán Vidal:
No. I had no idea.

Mayor:
In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.

Capitán Vidal:
An excellent soldier.

Mayor:
The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.

Capitán Vidal:
Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.

Movie: U Turn(1997)

Jake McKenna:
A man with no ethics is a free man.

Movie: Madonna: Truth or Dare(1991)

Madonna:
[after learning Toronto police will arrest her if she simulates masturbation on-stage] Last time I was on tour, Sean was in jail. I guess it's my turn.

Movie: Van Helsing(2004)

Van Helsing:
Bless me father for I have...

Cardinal Jinette:
Sinned! Yes, I know. You're very good at it. You shattered the Rose Window.

Van Helsing:
Well, not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the shattering.

Cardinal Jinette:
Thirteenth century. Over six hundred years old! I wish you a week in hell for that.

Van Helsing:
It would be a nice reprieve.

Cardinal Jinette:
Don't get me wrong. Your results are unquestionable, but your methods attract far too much attention. Wanted posters. We are not pleased.

Van Helsing:
Do you think I like being the most wanted man in Europe? Why don't you and the order do something about it?

Cardinal Jinette:
Because we do not exist.

Van Helsing:
Well then neither do I.

Cardinal Jinette:
When we found you crawling up the steps of this church, half dead, it was clear to all of us that you had been sent to do God's work.

Van Helsing:
Why can't He do it Himself?

Movie: Tau man ji D(2005)

Itsuki Tachibana:
[to himself about his dad, who left the gas station behind to look after Bunta's car] That sucks. He's not young anymore. He's so irresponsible, leaving his business like this. What's gonna happen to me if it goes bankrupt? It's good that I've been living on my own, or else, I wouldn't be this chubby.

Movie: Our Little Girl(1935)

Molly Middleton:
You were almost late, Daddy.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
Almost never won first prize. Say, where do you want us to sit?

Molly Middleton:
Oh, as if you didn't know.

Dr. Donald Middleton:
No, honestly, I've forgotten.

Molly Middleton:
You've forgotten where we sit when we picnic at Heaven's Gate? Oh, Daddy! Have you forgotten, too, Mommy? Do I have to tell you?

Elsa Middleton:
Afraid so.

Molly Middleton:
Right over there, where we always sit every May and September.

Movie: X-Men(2000)

Wolverine:
You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?

Cyclops:
If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.

Wolverine:
Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Cyclops?

Cyclops:
It must burn you up that a boy like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Logan - stay away from my girl.

Movie: The Opposite of Sex(1998)

Jason Bock:
If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.

Movie: The Karate Kid(1984)

[Bobby is about to face Daniel in the semifinals]

Kreese:
Bobby. I want him out of commission

Bobby:
But Sensei I can beat this guy.

Kreese:
I don't want him beaten.

Bobby:
But I'll be disqualified.

Kreese:
Out of commission.

Latest Movie News

Hollywood's happy, even without a record year - San Francisco Examiner

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:20:00 GMT
In this image released by Warner Bros., Heath Ledger starring as The Joker, is shown in a scene from "The Dark Knight." LOS ANGELES ( Map , News ) - Hollywood loves breaking box-office records, yet studio executives aren't griping that their 2008 ...

Quotation from the 1942 Movie “Yankee Doodle Dandy”

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:39:00 +0000
George M. Cohan:
My mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you.

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“Wadd: The Life and Times of John C. Holmes” Quotation

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:17:00 +0000
Bill Amerson:
The closest John ever got to UCLA was stealing something out of a car in the parking lot. John didn’t go to UCLA, he quit school in the 9th grade.

Bob Vosse:
John Holmes was to the adult film industry what Elvis Presley was to rock and roll. He simply was the king.

when asked if John ...]

Quotations for Today

2008-12-23T15:38:00.001-08:00

Give me Quotations now!

Movie: On the Corner(2003)

Randy:
[pounding on door] Paty! Paty!

Angel:
[walks up behind him]

Randy:
Paty!

Angel:
Holy shit. How do you know where I live?

Randy:
Grammy told me.

Angel:
Grammy knows where I live?

Movie: Halloween H20: 20 Years Later(1998)

Will Brennan:
What should I do?

Laurie Strode:
Try to live.

Movie: A Tale of Two Cities(1935)

[after Darnay is acquitted, Jarvis Lorry, Jr. shakes his hand]

Jarvis Lorry Jr.:
My boy, never for a moment did I doubt your innocence.

Sydney Carton:
So, Mr. Lorry, respectable men of business may speak to Mr. Darnay in public, now he's acquitted.

Jarvis Lorry Jr.:
You have mentioned that before, sir. We men of business must think of the house we serve more than ourselves.

Sydney Carton:
Yes, yes. Banking, of course, imposes its own restrictions and silences.

Jarvis Lorry Jr.:
And, indeed, sir, I don't know that it is any of your business.

Sydney Carton:
Oh, bless you, I have no business.

Jarvis Lorry Jr.:
And if you had, sir, perhaps you would attend to it.

Sydney Carton:
Lord love you, no I wouldn't!

Movie: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension(1984)

Lord John Whorfin:
John O'Connor, install my Oscillation Overthruster!

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